shaybebaby:

He showed me last night. I took a bite out of his apple, na so wahala start o. And it was the last one. The crying was too much, I had to drag both of us to the shops at 9pm to go buy fresh ones.
But been a good boy today writing his odd numbers to about 500. Thanks for asking Jare.

How's your leg? Better?

Na wa ooo,nia be say him dey disturb ooo jus bite eee

Hmmmm if my pikin dey disturb me like that na cry I go dey cry along ooo

Oh that good good boy today,tomorrow disturb start
Noah Noah d mr handsome

My leg dey heal ooo,I believ am gonna use it tomorrow ,house don tire me ooo,I wan start work abeg,house don too tire me

Jupxter:



I must tell you i hate the old apologetic me. The new me is you don't feel cool with it, take a walk. There's always something better ahead. I'll treat all ladies this way from now. Na una fault

Damn it. We need to trend this thing. #You don't feel cool with it, take a walk. It's too smooth, like butter.

shaybebaby:

I'm ending the sale right away. Or maybe not, on second thoughts. We will take the proceeds and go mad in the boxing day sales. I've had my eye on a coat for karen millen. You nko?

On one hand I want to get myself something nice for Christmas
And on the other hand, martin0 has apologized

Do we forgive and end the sale?

bukatyne:


Biblically, the spouses body belong to one another and you are well within your rights to coerce your partner.

Any married person will tell you that if at the first no a husband backs out, it is recipe for disaster.

God bless you, first right thinking woman on the thread. Where can i find single Christina ladies of sharp minds like you. Before i settle for JD chicks, i'll like to give your kinds one shot before i give up on Nigerian ladies completely


This is fantastic @ and you are well within your rights to coerce your partner.

Tozara:
See ya stingy life. Them girls are deliberating already on how to sell you to make me rich.

E be like say diz garri nor hungry u,anyway abeg carry diz ya big spoon commot here ee

Jupxter:



Rape threads have brought me nothing but crap this year. I'm staying off controversial subjects, one thing i admire about you, is your ability to detach your feelings from subjects and discuss objectively regardless of your gender. Yu have a sharp mind. Keep it

Thank you for the compliment.

Jupxter:



Careful with the tags, I'm getting jealous, don't let agentofallah and vaxx hear this

AgentOfAllah IS the most intelligent on here. And he a fiiiiine black brother too. Daeylar babes, na me talk am.

Daeylar:


Make you rich kwa

I thought you needed money for tuition? I hope it's not a scam?
Shaybebaby, what do make of this?

Don't you know that life is a school, and you'll need tuition fees to enjoy it?

Tozara:


But I won't be receiving it in "that corner". I'll give you the location of delivery.

Mariinee:
Damn it. We need to trend this thing. #You don't feel cool with it, take a walk. It's too smooth, like butter.

I'll toast to that. I love how you stood your ground. Never allow anyone bully you to accept their beliefs. Never. They don't like it, let them bounce

bukatyne:


Biblically, the spouses body belong to one another and you are well within your rights to coerce your partner.

Any married person will tell you that if at the first no a husband backs out, it is recipe for disaster.

Ma'am...Bless you and your sharp mind.

Tozara:
Don't you know that life is a school, and you'll need tuition fees to enjoy it?

Zara change, this your smooth tongue
@shaybebaby

Daeylar:


On one hand I want to get myself something nice for Christmas
And on the other hand, martin0 has apologized

Do we forgive and end the sale?

Okay hun. We'll let him off.

*whispers:sellout, is it because he promised to buy you ice-cream? *
You didn't even negotiate my own share.

shaybebaby:

AgentOfAllah IS the most intelligent on here. And he a fiiiiine black brother too. Daeylar babes, na me talk am.

He's the most intelligent Nigerian i could dare call a competition for me. Never met anyone that sharp. Blackfyre is super intelligent, there are many intelligent folks, you would be surprised. But Agentofallah no doubt is a master at intelligence

Anyways cool single Christian chics over there?

AlfaSeltzer:




But there was no consent.

According to Swedish govt., it is rape. This why they want to try Julian Assange.

I know little about julian Assange's rape case just that he was wanted my Swedish govt to answer to rape charges bt i doubtbd lady was his gf.

shaybebaby:

Okay hun. We'll let him off.

*whispers:sellout, is it because he promised to buy you ice-cream? *
You didn't even negotiate my own share.

LMAO

Martin0 come and appease her before she changes her mind

Daeylar:




Zara change, this your smooth tongue
@shaybebaby

Who get smooth tongue? Tozara?

shaybebaby:

Who get smooth tongue? Tozara?

Yes Don't mind him
See how he tried to weasel his way out of his lies

Daeylar:


On one hand I want to get myself something nice for Christmas
And on the other hand, martin0 has apologized

Do we forgive and end the sale?

Yes ooo,as u dey get urself something make una dey arrange my own ooo u and shay shay,atleast una nor go sell me again

Maybe na una personal cash una wan use this time

That my ehm Ehm thank u ooo atleast u don show me say ur heart nor be rock of ages

Na wa ooo who dey ask if that last question?
so na two people I con offend now? Eh eh market wey I buy nor be small market ooo

jaxxy:


I know little about julian Assange's rape case just that he was wanted my Swedish govt to answer to rape charges bt i doubtbd lady was his gf.

Hey whats up with the Julian Assange story, got any ideas?

shaybebaby:

Who get smooth tongue? Tozara?

Hey whats up with the Julian Assange story, got any ideas? I've become rusty

Jupxter:



I'll toast to that. I love how you stood your ground. Never allow anyone bully you to accept their beliefs. Never. They don't like it, let them bounce

Well.. to each his own. Everyone can't look at one topic from one perspective. This doesn't mean that only one perspective is right. It simply depends on how you look at it and what you make of it. Simple logic and rational thinking is what is required.

Mariinee:
Well.. to each his own. Everyone can't look at one topic from one perspective. This doesn't mean that only one perspective is right. It simply depends on how you look at it and what you make of it. Simple logic and rational thinking is what is required.

Much of the ladies on this section have formed a clique, if you don't see it how they see it, they declare a fatua. Glad you can stand on your own..Why should a rational lady walk around almost completely naked, or stack naked before a guy, a healthy man and expect the dude not to react? Even if the dude had stroke, seeing a beautiful unclad female body is enough to hit his optical nerves and trigger movements

Tozara:
Of course, even rich people drink garri. It's either I get money after you're sold or you give me money from your purse.

Oya, let's drink garri.

Oh really
Abeg carry ur big spoon commot here,u wan finish d garri

See ya big mouth_ jus rush am like say u never eat b4

Daeylar:

How?

Are my not innocent?

TSOM:
If you make sensually suggestive comments at or about a female who isn't into you or isn't edging you on actively or passively, you are sexually harassing her.

A lot of male Nairalanders are guilty of this. A female comments and the next is, " You look beautiful. You would be sweet in bed o. I'll fûck you till you cûm..." Such perversion.

The sad thing is, female Nairalanders ( Romancelanders, especially) revel in this and later complain about being regard as nothing more than sexual objects.

Woe betides any woman esp married whose man doesn't see as a sex object amongst other things.

Daeylar:


Yes Don't mind him
See how he tried to weasel his way out of his lies

Smooth criminal... Dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun..

Daeylar:

LMAO
Martin0 come and appease her before she changes her mind

Ooooooo which kin wahala be diz again,
Ok make I go see her,stay here,don't follow me

Jupxter:



Hey whats up with the Julian Assange story, got any ideas?

Bit rusty on my news. Last I checked, he was still holed up in an embassy somewhere.

shaybebaby:

Bit rusty on my news. Last I checked, he was still holed up in an embassy somewhere.

Na wa o. Last i heard, he set a date to quit the hole if he wasn't granted fair trial. I wonder why Assange can't be smart for goodness sakes.

With one million quid, i could get him out of that junkyard.

Jupxter:


Much of the ladies on this section have formed a clique, if you don't see it how they see it, they declare a fatua. Glad you can stand on your own..Why should a rational lady walk around almost completely naked, or stack naked before a guy, a healthy man and expect the dude not to react? Even if the dude had stroke, seeing a beautiful unclad female body is enough to hit his optical nerves and trigger movements

Hahahaha...Fatua got me.
Not everyone needs a clique to hold their ground. #If you aren't cool with it, take a walk.

Haha. Obviously because she has the freedom to. That thinking is beyond me.

shaybebaby:
Okay hun. We'll let him off.
*whispers:sellout, is it because he promised to buy you ice-cream? * You didn't even negotiate my own share. >

Whisper's(singing to her)

No do, no do
No do, gararara for me
No do, no do
No do senrere o
No do, no do
No do, shakara owe
No do, so do
No do, gararara for me o, ehhh

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