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Fifteen Funniest Jokes Science Students Will Get by hennyholla17(m): 11:26am On Nov 27, 2017 |
Science and humour go surprisingly well together. In fact, sci-jokes are actually some of the funniest jokes and we have proof. 1. Question: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? Answer: it went OK Explanation: The atomic symbol for oxygen and potassium are "O" and "K," respectively. They get together they spell OK. 2. The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The chemist sees the glass completely full, half with liquid and half with air. Explanation: The glass is always completely full of something, be it a solid, liquid, or gas — unless the entire thing is in a vacuum and all the atoms are removed. 3. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. Explanation: This is a play on the phrase "If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem." But in chemistry a solution is a completely dissolved mixture of two or more compounds, and a precipitate is a a solid that sometimes forms from a chemical reaction in a liquid solution. The solid precipitate falls out of solution, and collects in the bottom of the vial. So a precipitate is definitely not part of the solution. 4. Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble. Explanation: An alkyne is a common type of carbon compound with one carbon-to-carbon triple bond. They are frequently used and studied in organic chemistry. It's pronounced like "al kine." So, alkynes of trouble sounds like all kinds of trouble. 5. Q: What did Gregor Mendel say when he founded genetics? A: Woopea! Explanation: Gregor Mendel’s genetics experiments were done with pea plants. 7. Q: Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? A: He's 0K now. Explanation: "0K" here actually stands for zero Kelvin. Kelvin is a temperature scale in which zero is the coldest possible temperature, referred to as absolute zero, where molecules cease to move. A person wouldn't actually be OK if cooled to absolute zero. 8. Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium? A: Na Explanation: The symbol for sodium on the periodic table is "Na," which when said as a word is pronounced like nah, another way to say no. 9. Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died. Explanation: H20 is the molecular formula for water. But H2O2 is the molecular formula for hydrogen peroxide, which will kill you if you drink it 10. Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything! Explanation: Atoms are the smallest pieces of matter, they make up all of the elements and molecules and proteins and everything else on Earth. They also literally make up everything we see, but in the joke they are suggesting that the atoms lie so don't trust them. http://codedsuites..co.ke/2017/11/joke-time-ten-funniest-jokes-science.html?m=1 1 Like |
Re: Fifteen Funniest Jokes Science Students Will Get by Nobody: 12:52pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
Jokes and humour are two different things entirely. |
Re: Fifteen Funniest Jokes Science Students Will Get by hennyholla17(m): 4:16pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
Chuvin22:tnx for ur notification. Nobody likes an ITK |
Re: Fifteen Funniest Jokes Science Students Will Get by Nobody: 4:53pm On Nov 27, 2017 |
hennyholla17: Yeah. Some children don't like learning too. Delete this lame thread. You dont explain Jokes, you just drop it. Okay? |
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