Krystaal:
I Shaved my head and uploaded my picture
on Facebook
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* *1 hour later* *
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I Found my picture in the news feed with
the caption
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" this boy has cancer 1 like=1 prayer "

Krystaal:
It's raining almost every where. Whites knows its a good time to invest money on farming.
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But for we Africans, rainy days means a good climate for sex.

Krystaal:
Ladies, please shave your armpits and stop hiding them with emojis when you take pictures

Cc Vivie01

Krystaal:
The hot girl next to me in class just fell asleep,maybe I should fall asleep too.. So I can tell my friends I slept with her.

Krystaal:
I was at the Police Station today to certify some documents and then I saw sumtin which impressed me "a police officer reading a Bible"....I was speechless at first then I asked him to be sure he understands what he's reading; a question m sure he would be familiar with "sir, who killed Goliath with a sling?"
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To my greatest surprise he said: "ask officer adamu he's the one in charge of murder cases"
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I just fainted

Krystaal:
I was at the Police Station today to certify some documents and then I saw sumtin which impressed me "a police officer reading a Bible"....I was speechless at first then I asked him to be sure he understands what he's reading; a question m sure he would be familiar with "sir, who killed Goliath with a sling?"
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To my greatest surprise he said: "ask officer adamu he's the one in charge of murder cases"
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I just fainted

Krystaal:
If any lady phones you, and she say "I need a favour". Just switch off your phone, and remove the battery.
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Then pull the charger from the wall socket, and switch off the main switch. You can't trust them

Alexanderbells2:


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha very true ó. The favor no dey pass money for rent or recharge cards. Before before, nah Sub money. Make then change format now

vivie01:


Haha, where does right to fair hearing comes in here now ......

Abeg oga, wetin you mean by sub money? Make teenagers like us learn small

shervydman:

Subscription money...(like blackberry subscription). So u won learn how to collect sub money, abi?

vivie01:


.... Learn wetin? I saw the abbreviated word and just said make I learn meaning of 'new' word from agbalagbi Alexanderbells2 ni ooooo.

You self you be badoo, see as you give the meaning come carry example join, lol

E be say girls don do all of una something strong , but na una men dey cause am now, no be their jeje dem dey wey you go go meet them ehn? Nothing goes for nothing they say

shervydman:

vivie01:


Haha, where does right to fair hearing comes in here now ......

Abeg oga, wetin you mean by sub money? Make teenagers like us learn small

Alexanderbells2:



Teenager kò, Teen Artist ni

Subscription money ó. Data for browsing. Nah the first thing our slay mamas Dey always ask for be that.

I just weak.

vivie01:


.... Learn wetin? I saw the abbreviated word and just said make I learn meaning of 'new' word from agbalagbi Alexanderbells2 ni ooooo.

You self you be badoo, see as you give the meaning come carry example join, lol

E be say girls don do all of una somethings strong , but na una men dey cause am now, no be their jeje dem dey wey you go go meet them ehn? Nothing goes for nothing they say

vivie01:


Weak for where? Iffa hear ehn? Una no dey get value for money ni?

Alexanderbells2:

Yẹn yẹn yẹn yẹn

Girls wey go set trap for you. Nah style dem go use Dey show you signals. Dey give you all the green light. When you self come see light now Ehn, before you talk finish say you like them and make Una things slow, she don tell you yes already.

Girls mata weak me jàre.

Ask Mrwondah Abeg.

Nah experienced nigga for the parole.

vivie01:


Hahaha, shey na sin to give you green light ni?

If you self come show red light nko? , but you see green light you self come press 'go', wetin you expct na?

Alexanderbells2:


Which value Biko.

If it's sex you're referring to, it's two that plays the game o. Besides, nah man dey lose self. Cause nah the woman Dey enjoy pass and olómi lọ ma rẹ.

Alexanderbells2:


Ehnehn, why you come dey blame us then? Ehn?