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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:02pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: Oshoro heat map. Looks like someone is being instructed to dread the box like a plaque. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by joeace2020(m): 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: Sarcasm.. man.. Sarcasm |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:05pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon: They don't call him the Left strikeback for nothing....though it looks like he occasionally spends some time at CB as well. I've heard of sweeper-keeper. Sweeper-Striker however? The man is the true definition of box to box 1 Like |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:06pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
joeace2020:was confused actually, just wanted to be sure |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 1:07pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon: I had no idea Lukaku dreaded plaques 2 Likes |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Leyqute: Anybody with good dental hygiene should dread plaque obviously... |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:08pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist:don't blame me, I am on something right now, so my memory is on standby |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 1:10pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Leyqute: Bwahahaha |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by elrony(m): 1:12pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: And what makes you think the grieving one was talking about dental infections |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: I give Jose credit for the winning mentality he instilled in us during his time at the bridge but that was just about it. He failed in leaving a template for the club. We had no distinctive style of play and were dubbed 'boring', same tag you all seem to be walking around with One can win without sacrificing good football. One can win without being a proponent of dark arts of football. This is what Jose needs to understand. This is not to mention that we lost great talents like KDB, Mata etc because of Jose's approach. 2 Likes |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:16pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
elrony: Plaque is not even an infection. Bruv how badly do you want this L? |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:18pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: Don't you just know how to piss off your ex? Lukaku is a dead man by now |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 1:19pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: Hang your L on your neck bro,youve been begging for it since morning. I can even inscribe it on a plaque for you. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Leyqute(m): 1:19pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: Hang your L on your neck bro,youve been begging for it since morning. I can even inscribe it on a plaque for you. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
elrony: Stop disgracing yourself already and go talk to a dentist. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:20pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon: No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season? Man united: Attack: Goals 32 Goals Per Match 2.29 Shots 203 Shots On Target 73 Shooting Accuracy % 36% Penalties Scored 1 Big Chances Created 28 Hit Woodwork 5 Team Play: Passes 7,159 Passes Per Match 511.36 Pass Accuracy % 83% Crosses 327 Cross Accuracy 20% Defence: Clean Sheets 9 Goals Conceded 8 Goals Conceded Per Match 0.57 Saves 39 Tackles 192 Tackle Success 63% Blocked Shots 61 Interceptions 161 Clearances 317 Headed Clearance 150 Aerial Battles/Duels Won 950 Errors Leading To Goal 2 Own Goals 0 Matches Played 14 Wins 10 Losses 2 Goals 32 Goals Conceded 8 Clean Sheets 9 https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/12/Manchester-United/stats?se=79 Ogogoro men: Attack Goals 24 Goals Per Match 1.85 Shots 173 Shots On Target 67 Shooting Accuracy % 39% Penalties Scored 0 Big Chances Created 20 Hit Woodwork 2 Team Play Passes 6,631 Passes Per Match 510.08 Pass Accuracy % 83% Crosses 236 Cross Accuracy % 19% Defence Clean Sheets 6 Goals Conceded 11 Goals Conceded Per Match 0.85 Saves 32 Tackles 245 Tackle Success % 72% Blocked Shots 48 Interceptions 148 Clearances 311 Headed Clearance 174 Aerial Battles/Duels Won 919 Errors Leading To Goal 0 Own Goals 2 Matches Played 13 Wins 8 Losses 3 Goals 24 Goals Conceded 11 Clean Sheets 6 https://www.premierleague.com/clubs/4/Chelsea/stats?se=79 Till jesus comes back you shekpites can never be viewed as a more attacking side than united. Regardless of our struggles against huddersfield and Brighton! L 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by CapitalCee(m): 1:21pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: Poor style of play How? I still did not understand what you mean by poor style of play. The spurs I watched in the few weeks now don't play shit infact they play rubbish football, apart from Real Madrid that is struggling, most of their matches after that has been rubbish. Arsenal only showed up against a shit spurs their cross town rivals recently, they lost to this same Watford we beat and lost to FC cologne that has not won any match this season, they needed a dodgy penalty to beat Burnley. Chelsea have to rescue a 3-3 draw at home to Roma and got hammered 3-0 away. They drew with pool just like we did, beat us at their stadium which Huddersfield did a forthright ago. Liverpool surrendered a 3-0 half time advantage and got hammered by spurs, they could not beat either Chelsea or united at their stadium. So this is the kind of football you want at united? In our last 3 games we won scoring an average of 3 goals per game, so what other good football do we need? That was why i told that griefing shekpite masturbating all over here to satisfy those conditions before talking his usual gibberish |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:22pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon: I can't argue with this |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by raumdeuter: 1:24pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
elampiro: This guy is not coogar |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by CapitalCee(m): 1:28pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
[quote author=funlord post=62821253] No be only fact...more like you came here to serve amala! It seems you don start to dey smoke again abi? Which good football when your team is lagging behind us in every attacking, defensive or team statistic this season?[quote] Walahi I don't know what that ogogoro man is talking, you play better football than a team that is better than you in every aspect of attacking and defensive game. Scoring more than you and conceding less added with being above you in the table. Where is that logic coming from? And some united fans are giving the dude audience. He should come back when he satisfy my conditions |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sinizia: 1:28pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: I'm sure that cuppa tea is cold. Fake tea. From that match that you guys are trolling us with, you'll see that Ukaku wasnt shoehorned in the LB position. See his heat map, he's mostly based in the final-third of the opponents' half, dragging defenders out wide to get some space. His heat map at the LB is very faint indicating that he only went there at the ending period of the match to defend our lead which Mourinho pointed out. Few seconds at the LB position me and nada when compared to his main heat map for most of the match. Cc: Griffon 1 Like
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by atheist5(m): 1:30pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi:because we have played tougher teams |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by chic2pimp(m): 1:31pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: Sub Scholes in place of Young and wham bam you have the original quote. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sinizia: 1:32pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon: Lol. Mourinho was talking about the "ending parts of the game" not the entire match or when he's in the CF POSITION. You and Nihilist are just trolling, you know the truth.
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by eph12(m): 1:32pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Griffon:Which team is the best in the league as at today? |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by sinizia: 1:33pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
dopeJemi: Sarcasm. Those quotes was said about Scholes, one motherphucka just edited it. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:34pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
sinizia: Plot twist: This is a different heat map to the one I posted. So that's 2 matches now where Lukaku was playing Left back sinizia: Time for me to Change Clothes and Go. My work is done here.
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Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:35pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
funlord: Last time we squared up against each other, I'm sure it was the boys in red who had more defs on the field of play, created less chances and were outplayed for the most period. 4 Likes |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:37pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
sinizia: We never said he's a leftback. He's a left strikeback, and box-to-box forward. That's all we said Bro. |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dopeJemi: 1:37pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
CapitalCee: we have got to be completely honest with ourselves Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Tottenham all play with intent and focus, just look at Man City, aren't they winning also? are their football as bad as ours? as much as it pains me to admit it, I have to, our style of play is very disgusting to watch, just look at the nonsense we played yesterday, we played without our heads, couldn't even hold the ball for more than a minute, looked confused most of the time, couldn't press our opponents when they had the ball, don't get me started on the possession stat and number of passes completed, the truth is we didn't know what we were doing yesterday, forget the scoreline, we were poor This has been going on for a while and I have been quiet but yesterday's game was just too disgusting to watch and I am getting worried, how far will our lackadaisical style of play take us? it's time we tell ourselves the truth, We suck right now |
Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Griffon: 1:40pm On Nov 29, 2017 |
Nihilist: Guy I don laugh tire for office today. This your new role for Lukaku need Wikipedia's attention. Strikeback yana Box-to-box forward. Oh Jesus! |
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