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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 12:21pm On Dec 12, 2017
greiboy:
The comments above shows why human beings are not different from each other.

it is just the lack of opportunities or certain privileges that makes us different.

Most ladies will do worst or just as much damage to other ladies, if they are given the opportunities and privilege.

Hahahahaha..............., dont spoil the show........allow dem to yan dem mind. PEN!S NO BE JOKE! (You've closed your account i knew, yet i know its you)

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 12:30pm On Dec 12, 2017
WORDWORLD:


Hahahahaha..............., dont spoil the show........allow dem to yan dem mind. PEN!S NO BE JOKE! (You've closed your account i knew, yet i know its you)
lol
long time bruv
Yes I closed my previous account because I wanted to become more productive with my time, but boredom brought me back grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 12:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
WORDWORLD:


Hahahahaha..............., dont spoil the show........allow dem to yan dem mind. PEN!S NO BE JOKE! (You've closed your account i knew, yet i know its you)


wat a funny thread
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 12:43pm On Dec 12, 2017
Sheun001:


Hmmmm

Chai shocked shocked
If we boys now start you will be criticizing cheesy

I go dey fear you from today grin


Hehehehe cheesy grin cheesy

Wetin concern me wey go make me dey criticize fvckboyz?
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Sheun001(m): 12:46pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Hehehehe cheesy grin cheesy
Wetin concern me wey go make me dey criticize fvckboyz?
Hmmm cheesy So you like fvckboyz shocked
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 12:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
greiboy:
lol
long time bruv
Yes I closed my previous account because I wanted to become more productive with my time, but boredom brought me back grin

"Our triviality is proportionate to the seriousness with which we take ourselves". (Eric Hoffer, Reflection on the Human Condition). Think not that being on social media is less productivity and never underestimate your impart on peoples lives as long as your intentions are HONEST and POSITIVE aimed at PROGRESS. If you are here again because of boredom means the platform does lighten you up somehow, you catch some fun here which is no less productive. Time management and scale of priority is the key. Well, a lady not on this platform wrote that this is what she is going to do if she had a pen!s for a day.

"See how difficult it is to accurately aim and land urine into a freaking toilet bowl. And hey if it is that difficult, i'd start a propaganda campaign to get guys to sit down when they pee so that the whole sorry puddle-on-the-floor mess becomes a thing of the past".

Hence, to be productive here is to THINK MANY TIMES about what you want to communicate before clicking SUBMIT. Thinking with one's head and not the anus. You've been very productive i learn alot from you and i believe alot of people too do.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 12:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
Sheun001:


Hmmm cheesy
So you like fvckboyz shocked

Before nkor? I'm a fvckgeh too grin lipsrsealed

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by NLbully(m): 12:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
Mtcheeew see as the nairaland lesbian hoes are talking angry
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:00pm On Dec 12, 2017
sexybbstar:
I will jazz and impregnate every of my female friends that has said bad things about me just to gain favour from someone else. grin
Just Passing... I Didnt See Anything

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by SINZ: 1:03pm On Dec 12, 2017
So dick isn't useful for any other thing? Like changing the world or some humanitarian ish

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:04pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha cheesy grin


Fvck every fine girl around me angry

Stand outside my gate to pee tongue
Na All This Kind Place Dem de See You undecided

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 1:05pm On Dec 12, 2017
DeadRat:
Na All This Kind Place Dem de See You undecided

How is where I'm seen your business?
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by festwiz(m): 1:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
This question is confusing. I mean no offence but,...

...if they retain their feminine assets, i.e Face, boobs, charm, cheeks etc, then a lot of potential homos here.

Just thinking out loud.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
izaray:
Mtcheeeeee. Everyone is just talking about sex. I will rather use mine wisely. will just go and pick a seminarian sch form. So i will become a Rev. father in the next fews years. Even if they come to collect the dick back, i will refuse to return it for pussy...They is money being incharge of a parish, as a Rev. Father grin grin

The smart one's think long term.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by izaray(f): 1:11pm On Dec 12, 2017
TheCabal:


The smart one's think long term.

grin grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:13pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:

How is where I'm seen your business?
so Na That One Come De Vex You
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by festwiz(m): 1:23pm On Dec 12, 2017
TheCabal:


The smart one's think long term.

...but not smart enough to read the question. No offence

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 1:25pm On Dec 12, 2017
festwiz:
...but not smart enough to read the question. No offence

You dey mind them? cheesy grin

Guess they both missed the "one day" undecided

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 1:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
DeadRat:
so Na That One Come De Vex You

Vex? Nah

Just asked a question...
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:29pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:

Vex? Nah
Just asked a question...
Google Is Still Active undecided
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by festwiz(m): 1:31pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:


You dey mind them? cheesy grin

Guess they both missed the "one day" undecided
IKR? I wouldn't have said anything, but the guy's response was just off.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by somehow: 1:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
Lol turn to ref father within one day?

izaray:
Mtcheeeeee. Everyone is just talking about sex. I will rather use mine wisely. will just go and pick a seminarian sch form. So i will become a Rev. father in the next fews years. Even if they come to collect the dick back, i will refuse to return it for pussy...They is money being incharge of a parish, as a Rev. Father grin grin

Na so una dey take use 10 years write jamb.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 12, 2017
KreativGenius:



wat a funny thread

Very very funny indeed. I have been laughing like a Jackal lol. See as dem ladies dey think with der pen!s.

Well this is what 2 different ladies NOT ON this platform say they would do if they had a pen!s for a day.

Lady number 1. "I'd line up a row of empty cans, then use my co'ck to knock them down. i'd put those plastic green army guys around the cans for ambiance. This has been the plan years".

Lady number two: "Obvious first step: take my pants off and try to helicopter it. Second, Have sex with a lady's butt.  Have sex with a jar of peanut butter. Have sex with a fleshlight. Masturbate. Probably helicopter it again."

Hope your day has been good.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:44pm On Dec 12, 2017
WORDWORLD:


"Our triviality is proportionate to the seriousness with which we take ourselves". (Eric Hoffer, Reflection on the Human Condition). Think not that being on social media is less productivity and never underestimate your impart on peoples lives as long as your intentions are HONEST and POSITIVE aimed at PROGRESS. If you are here again because of boredom means the platform does lighten you up somehow, you catch some fun here which is no less productive. Time management and scale of priority is the key. Well, not on this platform wrote that this is what she is going to do if she had a pen!s for a day.

"See how difficult it is to accurately aim and land urine into a freaking toilet bowl. And hey it IS that difficult i'd start a propaganda campaign to get guys to sit down when they pee so that the whole sorry puddle-on-the-floor mess becomes a thing of the past".

Hence, to be productive here is to THINK MANY TIMES about what you want to communicate before clicking SUBMIT. Thinking with one's head and not the anus. Youve been very productive i learn alot from you and i believe alot of people too do.
 

Thanks for the compliment bro, I have also learnt a lot from you and people like you on this forum too.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Blackhawk01: 1:51pm On Dec 12, 2017
DeadRat:
Google Is Still Active undecided

LOL. I'm trying not to type something silly... Enjoy the rest of your day.
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by festwiz(m): 1:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
WORDWORLD:


Very very funny indeed. I have been laughing like a Jackal lol. See as dem ladies dey think with der pen!s.

Well this is what 2 different ladies NOT ON this platform say they would do if they had a pen!s for a day.

Lady number 1. "I'd line up a row of empty cans, then use my co'ck to knock them down. i'd put those plastic green army guys around the cans for ambiance. This has been the plan years".

Lady number two: "Obvious first step: take my pants off and try to helicopter it. Second, Have sex with a lady's butt.  Have sex with a jar of peanut butter. Have sex with a fleshlight. Masturbate. Probably helicopter it again."

Hope your day has been good.
 

"helicopter it" Lol. Now i want to try that.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Sheun001(m): 1:53pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:

Before nkor? I'm a fvckgeh too grin lipsrsealed
Holy Shiii... lipsrsealed shocked Well like they say like repels unlike attracts cheesy Our case might just be an exception grin cheesy
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:54pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:


LOL. I'm trying not to type something silly... Enjoy the rest of your day.
but You Already Did
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Nobody: 1:59pm On Dec 12, 2017
festwiz:
...but not smart enough to read the question. No offence

None taken.

Alas, some of us are hopelessly incapable of thinking inside the box.

Only a conformist would ask his fellow man to employ his imagination, and yet seek to place a limit on it.

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Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by Thegamingorca(m): 2:04pm On Dec 12, 2017
Prettythicksmee:
Stay indoor and do ma shiiit i.e masturbate to stupor and cum several times. grin grin
grin
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by izaray(f): 2:06pm On Dec 12, 2017
somehow:
Lol turn to[b] ref father within one day[/b]?



Na so una dey take use 10 years write jamb.
Hey, face ur front...Is there anything on my write-up you dnt understand Yet you a question was asked by you. Am trying so hard not to be disrespectful to you... I personally dislike attention seeker, tnks!
Re: Ladies I Have A QUESTION: What Will You Do If You Had A PEN!S For A Day? by makydebbie(f): 2:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy

More reason why I want to do it, piss people off. lipsrsealed undecided
And piss on their faces, if I'm a guy I better have a very big deek. cheesy

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