emmayayodeji:


GO SLEEP

maternal:


LOL I haven't laugh like this in years. Na def of Yankee I go give. My cousin is the same way but I'll be sponsoring him out of there soon.

BlowJobs:


In America, this actually a good advice. Maybe not twice a week. 5times in 7 days or bathing after work instead of before work.
You no sweat, no dust so wetin wan make your body smell if you wear deodorant?

PDPGuy:

You can do that in the US, except in Florida where the humidity is high. During the winter, I don’t mind showering only 3 or 4 times a week during the winter in CA or the Eastern seaboard.

VERTEX1:
Good morning, I've a family friend who is now a citizen in the US for more than 12 years.
Now he wanted my younger bro to come over to US to live and work. Nb: My bro has only Waec certificate.
but due to Trumps policy the man is even confuse on which way to go about it since its been long he visited Nigeria.
Pls travel experts advise me on possible way to do it. even if it means my bro starting from high school.

janykute:

A beg Frank no take this advice of bathing twice a week,because some Americans does it doesn't mean you should do it.Also the idea of eating in the car no just try am Abeg.Just try and be getting ready on time instead of all these carrying of tooth brush and whatever in your bag.

orbis:


Whats the biggie about eating in a car? Sone peeps got to hustle between 2 jobs and also school too so i wonder which time you will have to sit down and enjoy your plate of jollof rice and sikin...lol
Everything is on d go here na....most fastfood pplaces are drive through and dont need u to come down from your car cos everything is fast paced

emmyspark007:
Bros no mind the guy; he is obviously a village boy just like me
America na no dulling place. From their movies I dey see as dem go just dey for car dey make order.
I wouldn't mind bathing once a week provided am getting the paper.

Infamous:
EZEIGBO1OFIMO, I hail o. na only us dey awake

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
...... Seekers of the Night

Ikengawo:
Oyibo doesn't play around with lateness at all. Next time you're late, call them and tell them the situation. It's better to call them and let them know than anything else because being late in their mind means you don't care about the job, you're not reliable, and you're not a serious/organized person. It's not normal for Nigerians to share when they're fuc6king up but in America, that's what you're supposed to do.

Sometimes they can by foolish with how strict they are on time. You can be the best employee at a place but if you're late too frequently you're fired.

Next time you're running late

1. Call and tell them
2. Don't speed, the lights will always balance you out, speeding will get you a pulled over and that will make you even later by 30 mins to an hour. Worst, you can get in an accident and lose your life.
3. Leave early


Tips for making you more punctual
1. You don't always need to shower. As Africans, we believe that we have to bath before everything. Some Americans bath twice between monday-friday. Not because they're dirty, but because they know that it's easy to lose time bathing and trying to look good. As sometimes you need to just put on deodorant, brush your teeth, wash your face and leave the house.

2. keep a toothbrush and toothpaste in the car. You can also keep clothes in your car too so that if you're running late you can handle these things when you get there. Some ppl carry shavers, etc.

3. Don't be fashionable. You notice that Americans care less about their appearance than Nigerians. Trying to pick the best clothes, match them, iron them etc will make you late more often than you need. Pick what you're going to wear the night before, and keep it simple. Forget about looking good, that's an unnecessary burden

4. Leave earlier than the trip requires. Traffic is unpredictable and your boss doesn't care

5. Eat in your car. If you can prepare breakfast that's portable, you can eat it in the car before work. But the key is to arrive first, then eat.

6. If you have issues with transportation, or your accommodation, let your boss know. If you have no car, let them know that you don't have a car right now but you're working to get one and that you don't believe it will effect your punctuality but you think it's important to let your boss know. If you tell them that there's a risk of you being late, they will understand when it happens. People don't keep secrets here. Nigeria is about unnecessary secrecy, but when you're here, you must be transparent even if the facts make you look stupid. They won't judge you because everyone here is struggling to make it in their own way and can relate. They'll appreciate your transparency.


This country is about planning. Lateness makes it hard to make plans that involve you. If you can let people know that you're going to be late, they can adjust their plan. Otherwise, the real danger of a late employee is it ruins the daily plan. Unpredictability is feared here

Sparkle1515:
I disagree except no be this same Yankee..so you don't see bathing twice a week as a bad habit cos Na oyinbo dey do am but will be quick to condemn Africans for lateness..why not bathe and also don't be late but if Na oyinbo dey late reverse will be the case and una go late and to say oyinbo dont care about physical appearance issa no no..don't generalise..the ones have met love fashion..

Lucasinho:


welcome datz where my foolish uncle stays...

FrankNetter:
I now receive mails straight to my mobile device. Feel free to hit me up anytime. One love

Lhimeet:
Reply your mail Please

Chukason1:


You too wan go Yankee ??

Lhimeet:

Before nko?...Who no like better thing?... Have always loved Yankee...My uncle stays in Texas but hardly calls or send anything tangible....This was someone who knows how tough naija be oh...We don leave am with him palava

timidapsin:
Abi he don leave you with your Palava

Lhimeet:

[b]Hahaha..Na true say na we get palava...As a fatherless pikin,him suppose dey help us na...And na my mum elder bro oh...But me and my twin bro must reach that place ...Na must [/ b]

timidapsin:
na all of us go commot this country last last.

If speed darlington fit dey there.. We self fit dey there..

timidapsin:
na all of us go commot this country last last.

If speed darlington fit dey there.. We self fit dey there..

FrankNetter:
No be the job itself dey vex me, na the manner wey I take lose am dey pain me pass. Plus as an employee, you get a lot of benefits, including special stock offers.

Nothing spoil sha, life goes on.

Sparkle1515:
I disagree except no be this same Yankee..so you don't see bathing twice a week as a bad habit cos Na oyinbo dey do am but will be quick to condemn Africans for lateness..why not bathe and also don't be late but if Na oyinbo dey late reverse will be the case and una go late and to say oyinbo dont care about physical appearance issa no no..don't generalise..the ones have met love fashion..

sassysure:
Pls, there is something bothering me that I want u guys to help me sort out. A middle aged man left his family last yr to USA for a programme(I think govt related) and is supposed to go back to Nigeria at the end of that programme but he didn't. It's more than a yr now and his family(finished giving birth since) are of the opinion he will soon send for them. I'm close to the wife and anytime we chat,she is always hopeful she will soo leave Nigeria.


Is the man not staying in USA illegally? How is he sustaining himself and promising his family they will soon join him? Is something like that possible. Cos I want the woman to stop living in utopia. Thanks

sassysure:
Pls, there is something bothering me that I want u guys to help me sort out. A middle aged man left his family last yr to USA for a programme(I think govt related) and is supposed to go back to Nigeria at the end of that programme but he didn't. It's more than a yr now and his family(finished giving birth since) are of the opinion he will soon send for them. I'm close to the wife and anytime we chat,she is always hopeful she will soo leave Nigeria.


Is the man not staying in USA illegally? How is he sustaining himself and promising his family they will soon join him? Is something like that possible. Cos I want the woman to stop living in utopia. Thanks

emmyspark007:

Bros no mind the guy; he is obviously a village boy just like me

America na no dulling place.
From their movies I dey see as dem go just dey for car dey make order.

I wouldn't mind bathing once a week provided am getting the paper.