Neymar1095:
I need Guardiola in my life, I wanna develop
like Sterling

You need God not Guardiola in your life. Also aim to develop like Dangote coz at your Age, it's apparent Football as a Profession is not your Calling!

CapitalCee:


If you react it with limited oxygen, you will get dinitrogen(1) oxide a.k.a laughing gas. I have been laughing at his comments since this evening

I have to make my submissions funny, I don't have strength to be having serious back and forth arguments because of one useless Manager.

Oasis007:


You need God not Guardiola in your life. Also aim to develop like Dangote coz at your Age, it's apparent Football as a Profession is not your Calling!

Bros it's a metaphor.

johnny1980:


Don't mind them. Klopp has had a net transfer fee of 6m for two years now and he has been offloading a lot of players and just buying 1 to 2 players a year.

The likes of ibe, Allen, Lucas, Benteke, sahko were what Liverpool used to parade. But he has cleared those out and has only signed basic players who fits his game style. Salah has been a bargain . Same with Klavan and matip who cost a total of 4m.

Oliver Bond and Kelly are pointing to a Goretzka move to Anfield.Pre contract/January signing.

Neymar1095:

Bros it's a metaphor.

.............I wanna develop like Sterling

Simile or Metaphor?!

Neymar1095:

Bros it's a metaphor.

I am impressed

Neymar1095:
Am still waiting oo oga

Keep calm, it will surely happen.
Maybe not this season But it will happen

Neymar1095:
Bros it's a metaphor.

Simile you dullard!

hardeycute:
Oliver Bond and Kelly are pointing to a Goretzka move to Anfield.Pre contract/January signing.

That would be a sweetner.. imagine having him in midfield with countinho.

LoRdCaT:
Simile you dullard!

Mr sensible Keep in mind that a simile is a type of metaphor.

Neymar1095:
Mr sensible Keep in mind that a simile is a type of metaphor.

I just learnt something new.

afroduke:
Truth be told, jose mourinho is killing man utd. It is understandable to park the bus against arsenal or mancity but not against Burnley and Leicester. Lukaku has been rendered useless even Rooney and sterling is outscoring him, mourinho wants him to be a defensive centre forward..

Initially thought this was afrodoc2. But when I read the post I had to check the moniker again

De Bruyne Is Better Than All ManU Players Home And Abroad

Mou already pointing fingers dude knows his career is on the line this time. Scummies you got served.
Compliments of the season.

Nothing special about this City side just form....& funny enough just cos of that they are now termed world class What an insult to Modric, Kross, Alves & the likes

Neymar1095:

Mr sensible Keep in mind that a simile is a type of
metaphor.

Agreed but its proper to be direct. Simile is more appropriate.

ctuagent007:
Nothing special about this City side just form....& funny enough just cos of that they are now termed world class What an insult to Modric, Kross, Alves & the likes

Will you shut up. see your bent mouth like nothing special about this City side. 18 straight win in a row in a league termed the best and most competitive in the world. Don't ever repeat this rubbish again.

Neymar1095:
De Bruyne Is Better Than All ManU Players
Home And Abroad

In as much as we like to play & have fun (not that I'm angry or bitter), it's likely I may report u even though u might still change to another moniker.

ctuagent007:
Nothing special about this City side just form....& funny enough just cos of that they are now termed world class What an insult to Modric, Kross, Alves & the likes

Oga shift abeg. Nothing special about a team that is unbeaten and has drawn only one game in the league by December? Be deceiving yourself.

Neymar1095:

Will you shut up. see your bent mouth like nothing special about this City side. 18 straight win in a row in a league termed the best and most competitive in the world. Don't ever repeat this rubbish again.

I don zip my mouth.....

kokaneprodigy:
Mou already pointing fingers dude knows his career is on the line this time. Scummies you got served.
Compliments of the season.

Fvck Mourinho, He should do and fvck off.

LoRdCaT:
Oga shift abeg. Nothing special about a team that is unbeaten and has drawn only one game in the league by December? Be deceiving yourself.

Yes they did fine & should have scored more against Oldcastle but were lucky to hold on....City is in form, that's all

ctuagent007:


Yes they did fine & should have scored more against Oldcastle but were lucky to hold on....City is in form, that's all

Bros what else does one need to keep winning if not form? Are you reading the rubbish you are typing? Is there any other special thing a team needs to be formidable? is a very good form not the main key to winning matches and ultimately trophies? If mourinho's brain is in form will we be playing this kind of trash? bros no let me vex pass this one oo, Mourinho has done enough already.

The all conquering FC Barcelona of the last decade that had their amazing run of trophies ended just last season how did they do it if not that they were in form? Ehn, I dey give E-slap oo

LoRdCaT:
Bros what else does one need to keep winning if not form? Are you reading the rubbish you are typing? Is there any other special thing a team needs to be formidable? is a very good form not the main key to winning matches and ultimately trophies? If mourinho's brain is in form will we be playing this kind of trash? bros no let me vex pass this one oo, Mourinho has done enough already.

The all conquering FC Barcelona of the last decade that had their amazing run of trophies ended just last season how did they do it if not that they were in form? Ehn, I dey give E-slap oo

OK sir, Neymar say make u zip mouth, u say e-slap dey wait me so make I carry my mat run komot b4

ctuagent007:


OK sir, Neymar say make i zip mouth, u say e-slap dey wait me so make I carry my mat run komot b4

Bros modify your post, Neymar say make you not me zip mouth.

Before the season began Chelsea were vilified by some supporters and media alike, for their failure to land Romelu Lukaku as their main striker for the 2017-18 season. Twenty games in and where do the two compere in the numbers game.

Thanks to the stat aggregating site Transfermarkt, it`s relatively easy to profile the two. First off, Alvaro Morata. The Spaniard joined Chelsea for a fee in the region of £60m from Spanish giants Real Madrid. His market value at the time of the move was £36m, it currently stands at £45m.

On the other hand Manchester United paid an approximate fee of £76m when Romelu Lukaku moved from Everton. His value at that time was £45m. Currently, Transfermrkt have his value at £63m, £18m more than Chelsea`s number 9.

If those particular stats are to believed United have made the best deal. But it`s on the pitch that the numbers really count. Now, they say you can twist stats anyway you want to meet your own specific requirements, but let`s just deal in facts.

Morata has made 24 appearances across all competitions this season (excluding the Community Shield). A total of 1,646 minutes, he`s not featured in 3 premier league games. Lukaku has made 28 appearances, and a total of 2,376 minutes. In the Premier League, he`s played every minute of every game.

In terms of goals Morata has scored 12 goals, that`s a goal every 137 minutes. Lukaku has scored 14 goals, that`s a goal every 170 minutes.

When it comes down to assists, still a part of a strikers game, Morata has made 4 assists. Lukaku also has 4.

Looking at those stats, without question, Chelsea got the better deal here, both in financial terms and those on the playing field. There is of course one stat that cannot be argued with and that was when the two teams met at Stamford Bridge in November, and the two faced each other. Chelsea won the game 1-0, the goal scorer Alvaro Morata.

Morata also bagged a goal against Atletico Madrid in the away leg of Chelsea`s Champions League group game. Lukaku`s goals have all come against teams outside the traditional top six of the Premier League. Case closed.

kokaneprodigy:
Mou already pointing fingers dude knows his career is on the line this time. Scummies you got served.
Compliments of the season.

Lmao. And to think Wenger is still ur club's manager....

This life sha

Lana1:
Lmao. And to think Wenger is still ur club's manager....

This life sha

You dey mind the mumu

LoRdCaT:
Bros what else does one need to keep winning if not form? Are you reading the rubbish you are typing? Is there any other special thing a team needs to be formidable? is a very good form not the main key to winning matches and ultimately trophies? If mourinho's brain is in form will we be playing this kind of trash? bros no let me vex pass this one oo, Mourinho has done enough already.

The all conquering FC Barcelona of the last decade that had their amazing run of trophies ended just last season how did they do it if not that they were in form? Ehn, I dey give E-slap oo

Gawd!!!

Neymar1095:
kelvinze your attention is needed.

WHAT??

So even Fellaini dey hold us ransom over wages now. Wonderful.

Neymar1095:
De Bruyne Is Better Than All ManU Players
Home And Abroad

No manure player can match Sterling right now.pls don't mention kdb(he is a legend