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Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by tunex22(m): 9:40am On Jan 20, 2018
Can we say this Sex Doll of a thing is now a big challenge to our lovely ladies.

Or, what do u think?

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by akeentech(m): 9:45am On Jan 20, 2018
The End is here
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by newyorks(m): 9:48am On Jan 20, 2018
Savalgery

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 9:53am On Jan 20, 2018
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 9:57am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.

the taste is the difference, the difference is in the taste

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 9:58am On Jan 20, 2018
donstan18:


the taste is the difference, the difference is in the taste
Y'all are just deceiving yourselves.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Ebios(m): 10:02am On Jan 20, 2018
M very happy of this trending sex doll of a thing.
I won't insert my divine rod into that rubber,but my happiness is that it will make girls to be humble and not to see men as a bank for something two parties enjoy(they even enjoy it more if they can be honest for once).



See,ladies will soon beg us even when we wrong them.
Chei,COMPETITION is good.
Thank u TSTV....mmm sorry,SEX DOLL.

Come to think of it,where is TSTV self(after putting fear in DSTV,Startimes, etc)

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 10:12am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
Y'all are just deceiving yourselves.

As if you aren't happy with male versions.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 20, 2018
donstan18:


As if you aren't happy with male versions.
You still don't get it. Go and ask ladies with dìldos the kind of sexual gratification they get from using it when compared to being with a man. These things are inanimate so there's limitations to what one is likely to derive from them. If you like, buy sex dolls in clones of women you admire, you'll still not be satisfied after using them. You'll still chase women. That's a fact. I laugh at y'all. grin
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 10:23am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
You still don't get it. Go and ask ladies with dìldos the kind of sexual gratification they get from using it when compared to being with a man. These things are inanimate so there's limitations to what one is likely to derive from them. If you like, buy sex dolls in clones of women you admire, you'll still not be satisfied after using them. You'll still chase women. That's a fact. I laugh at y'all. grin

See preaching grin

Ama jehova go fit you grin


My point if that I never saw a lady critize dildos until sex dolls came out. grin grin

The taste is the difference, the difference is in the taste grin

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Grabbeast: 10:23am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.

For women, the fear of the husband or boyfriend acquiring a sex doll is the beginning of wisdom.

Below are advantages sex dolls have over women:

It's puna will remain tight and not slack.

It will not complain that it hurts when you squeeze it's boob.

We will not be worried that another man is helping us stretch it's puna with his bigger dick.

No need to spend thousands of Naira monthly as maintenance fee on her.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.
believe me, most men are aware of everything you have written
.

Sex dolls with some sort of artificial intelligence have been available since 2010. it is just that the new models have been significantly improved. The dolls can do a lot more than they use to do

I don't why Nigeria women can't stop comparing themselves to a lifeless doll though.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by tooth4tooth: 10:26am On Jan 20, 2018
Kaimanamanamana!!! Some guys on social media have got no chill at all shocked shocked.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by BuhariIstSon: 10:27am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.

Eyah, you still don't understand the true use of sex dolls. Sex dolls just like dildos are made to give the man an alternative. Sex will no longer be used by women against men since they can get it anywhere else. This will make women let down their egos since no man is begging you for anything. Men will still have children, will still marry women and love them, but will no longer be begging and running around for sex, if I want 10 times a week the sex doll can give me 5 and you the woman just give me 5... It is not meant to replace you but to tell you that you are not my only option so don't make shakara

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by FvckShiT(m): 10:28am On Jan 20, 2018
And You can bloodyfùcking dêepthroat a fūcking sexdòll wink as much as you fůcking want to
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by ubunja(m): 10:41am On Jan 20, 2018
women are going nuts over sex dolls...
women :"sex doll dont suck dick" 
ubunja:"you forgot you also said sucking dick is for sluts" 
women:"sex doll dont cook" 
ubunja:"so you no longer a feminist who hates the kitchen?" 
women::"sex doll dont do dishes" 
ubunja:"did you not say i need to hire a maid coz you dont ?" 
women:"sex doll dont change styles on the bed" 
ubunja:"and you do?"  angry angry
women:"sex doll is like sex with a corpse" 
ubunja:"dont worry i have had good practice...with YOU.."  grin
women:"sex dolls have only one thing to offer you..sex!! 
ubunja:"isnt that the one thing i have been asking of you" 
women:"well ,, im ready to give you that one thing you want" 
ubunja:"you are not a sex object. remember you always say so"
women:"i've changed my mind.i can be a sex object.baby im your sex doll"  wink
ubunja:  undecided

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by NaoSlay: 10:42am On Jan 20, 2018


Why is this sex doll shit trending now in Nigeria?

Sexdoll trended in the late 90's.

It never threatened women existence then, is it now it will start threatening them?

Last I checked, 2018 budget has not been implemented, no one is talking about it.


Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by NaoSlay: 10:43am On Jan 20, 2018
Hsjsj
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by DarkMagic(m): 10:46am On Jan 20, 2018
BuhariIstSon:


Eyah, you still don't understand the true use of sex dolls. Sex dolls just like dildos are made to give the man an alternative. Sex will no longer be used by women against men since they can get it anywhere else. This will make women let down their egos since no man is begging you for anything. Men will still have children, will still marry women and love them, but will no longer be begging and running around for sex, if I want 10 times a week the sex doll can give me 5 and you the woman just give me 5... It is not meant to replace you but to tell you that you are not my only option so don't make shakara
Exactly!!!
Word bro
It jes limits their shakara
Men won't b held captive by the "I am a virgin crew" or"let's wait for the wedding night crew "
Men won't b limited in the aspect of sex
Even oloshoism will reduce grin > grin
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by ubunja(m): 10:52am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.
butt hurt gallore...
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:52am On Jan 20, 2018
BuhariIstSon:


Eyah, you still don't understand the true use of sex dolls. Sex dolls just like dildos are made to give the man an alternative. Sex will no longer be used by women against men since they can get it anywhere else. This will make women let down their egos since no man is begging you for anything. Men will still have children, will still marry women and love them, but will no longer be begging and running around for sex, if I want 10 times a week the sex doll can give me 5 and you the woman just give me 5... It is not meant to replace you but to tell you that you are not my only option so don't make shakara
You're the one not getting it. If you like, buy as much sex dolls as you desire; there's a void that only a human being could fill, not an object. Even the sex you derive from dolls has limitations. SMH. As if sex dolls would stop y'all from lusting after women!.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:55am On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
believe me, most men are aware of everything you have written
.

Sex dolls with some sort of artificial intelligence have been available since 2010. it is just that the new models have been significantly improved. The dolls can do a lot more than they use to do

I don't why Nigeria women can't stop comparing themselves to a lifeless doll though.
Are women really comparing themselves to a lifeless doll or it's the men who're comparing women to it?. If they like, they should give the doll a brain, it still remains a doll at the end of the day.
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:57am On Jan 20, 2018
Grabbeast:


For women, the fear of the husband or boyfriend acquiring a sex doll is the beginning of wisdom.

Below are advantages sex dolls have over women:

It's puna will remain tight and not slack.

It will not complain that it hurts when you squeeze it's boob.

We will not be worried that another man is helping us stretch it's puna with his bigger dick.

No need to spend thousands of Naira monthly as maintenance fee on her.

Don't you think the joke is on you?. You spend 800k to acquire a lifeless thing to gratify yourself with. Whereas, you've never spent half that amount on a woman. Don't tell the average Naija guy could afford a doll. cheesy
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 10:58am On Jan 20, 2018
ubunja:

butt hurt gallore...
See them!. cheesy
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:03am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
Are women really comparing themselves to a lifeless doll or it's the men who're comparing women to it? If they like, they should give the doll a brain, it still remains a doll at the end of the day.
No women are the one's comparing themselves to a lifeless doll
Even before the trolling began on the internet,

A Southafrica lady compared her stature to that of the doll

A Nigerian lady listed reasons why she is better than the doll

Just yesterday a dummy coper serving this country for some reason showed her stupidity by asking a foolish question. She said can the doll squirt?

These things have nothing to do with men, but high level of insecurity exhibited and low self esteem by these ladies

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by donstan18: 11:05am On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
No women are the one's comparing themselves to a lifeless doll
Even before the trolling began on the internet,

A Southafrica lady compared her stature to that of the doll

A Nigerian lady listed reasons why she is better than the doll

Just yesterday a dummy coper serving this country for some reason showed her stupidity by asking a foolish question. She said can the doll squirt?


These things have nothing to do with men, but high level of insecurity exhibited and low self esteem by these ladies

Insecurity at its peak.

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:07am On Jan 20, 2018
greiboy:
No women are the one's comparing themselves to a lifeless doll
Even before the trolling began on the internet,

A Southafrica lady compared her stature to that of the doll

A Nigerian lady listed reasons why she is better than the doll

Just yesterday a dummy coper serving this country for some reason showed her stupidity by asking a foolish question. She said can the doll squirt?

These things have nothing to do with men, but high level of insecurity exhibited and low self esteem by these ladies
They probably don't know that man's needs are insatiable and it's an insult of the highest order to compare oneself to a doll. grin
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:10am On Jan 20, 2018
donstan18:


Insecurity at its peak.
Exactly bro

Dildos and all other female intimacy gadgets have existed for years, if not decades, but you can hardly see a man write a long essay on why he is better than any of those intimacy gadgets

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
They probably don't know that man's needs are insatiable and it's an insult of the highest order to compare oneself to a doll. grin
So in other words, those ladies are not only insecure but also painfully stupid for insulting the whole female gender cheesy

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:13am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
It's only those who're ignorant that'll think a sex-doll; an inanimate thing, would be a challenge to women simply because it's made to have an outlet for man's sexual urge.

Could you please, list out the sexual gratifications man is likely to derive from the doll?. Does it give bj?, could you suck its boobs? Are there other spontaneity like "cow girl" while using it?. What emotional void does it fill?. At the end of the day, man still can't do without woman. And FYI, sperm smells too.

as long as we Cum, we good
And please can you list the sexual gratification that dildoes, vibrator and cucumber gives?
Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by BuhariIstSon: 11:14am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
You're the one not getting it. If you like, buy as much sex dolls as you desire; there's a void that only a human being could fill, not an object. Even the sex you derive from dolls has limitations. SMH. As if sex dolls would stop y'all from lusting after women!.

Chai, you didn't read that stuff at all. I said that sex dolls were never made to replace real-life women ooo

Just like dildos can never replace men... Stop this painment.. my dear, it woudn't replace you.. a man will still fall maga and marry you.. But if you dare cover your legs when he needs them open, he will get it somewhere else and he will even bring the girl (sex doll) to the house..

Simple

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Re: Sex Doll: Check Out The Hilarious Reply A Lady Got. by Nobody: 11:16am On Jan 20, 2018
kimbraa:
Don't you think the joke is on you?. You spend 800k to acquire a lifeless thing to gratify yourself with. Whereas, you've never spent half that amount on a woman. Don't tell the average Naija guy could afford a doll. cheesy

But the rich ones willbuy it..
Most slay mama date yahoo boys
The phones used by slay mama, most are bought by this boys

Do you know how much they sell iPhones??

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