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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 6:25am On Feb 06, 2018
afrodoc2:


No Mourinho to blame, no Emenalo to blame, no Matic to blame and this time no Morata or Rudiger to blame.

Very soon they will start blaming Stamford bridge or London weather.

Club wey awon oshoronga don tie the destiny, put for rocket and fly am to space.

Shekpites reading this

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 6:28am On Feb 06, 2018
Ibime:
This is why we were counting passes to prove a technical point about Bakayoko. When we said central midfielder should be able to receive and trap a ball as a non-negotiable skill of midfield, it's like we are speaking Spanish.

This Donkey literally got red card for failing to trap a ball.

Well done Mike Dean for putting this amateur footballer out of his misery. He does not belong on professional field of play.


[img]https:///media/2-06-2018/XOgomP.gif[/img]


That's when he wasn't playing through pass to Watford strikers. SMH.


Bantz aside, that second yellow was a soft yellow...Mike Dean has the most red cards or something like that, I feel it was a bit harsh but mans just got tired of seeing donkeys on the field grin he had to implement Charles Darwin's law so the human beings could play cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 6:31am On Feb 06, 2018
Make we dey manage our jambody dey go.

When a club settles for Giraffe after merry-go-rounding and rouletting for strikers like Crouch, Carroll,Akinfemwa, Yakubu, Amokachie and Chrisantus you know all is not well.

When you have names like drinkwater, katakosta on your team it can only spell one outcome.

When you have an Italian Onigbinde acting like he is auditioning for kungfu panda 6 as your manager all in the name of "passion" to mask his obvious deficiencies, you know that chaos is not far.

At least jambody don dey add assist and sideways passes to his game.

At least Jose dey mange win games.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 6:35am On Feb 06, 2018
omo see masterful trolling from afrodoc.

i lift up mine eyes unto the hills, but from whence cometh my help?

my help cometh from the lord, the maker of the heavens and the earth.

arise o lord, and let my enemies be scattered...preferably by means of thunderbolt sent directly to their hating nyashes... angry angry

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 6:37am On Feb 06, 2018
Vanquay:


Bantz aside, that second yellow was va soft yellow...Mike Dean has the most red cards or something like that, I feel it was a bit harsh but mans just got tired of seeing donkeys on the field grin he had to ihsplement Charles Darwin's law cheesy


When one is phooolish...anything can happen bro. How can a footballer not be able to keep a simple ball close to himself 99.5℅ of the time? His limited ability made him to keep stretching his leg to retrieve the ball like a donkey ffs! How much longer do you think that imec1le needed on the pitch to cause serious damage to a watford player? A good thing the ref sent him away......man's a complete ret@rd and waste of space.

Thunder must fia whoever signed him to start with, and fia Conte for playing the ediot like he was the second coming of Yaya Toure and Vidal rolled into one!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 6:39am On Feb 06, 2018
Nihilist:
omo see masterful trolling from afrodoc.

i lift up mine eyes unto the hills, but from whence coeth my help?

my help cometh from the lord, the maker of the heavens and the earth.

arise o lord, and let my enemies be scattered...preferably by means of thunderbolt sent directly to their hating nyashes... angry angry


cheesy cheesy

Afrodoc na agbaya ojare.... cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 6:41am On Feb 06, 2018
BushWickBill:
Make we dey manage our jambody dey go.

When a club settles for Giraffe after merry-go-rounding and rouletting for strikers like Crouch, Carroll,Akinfemwa, Yakubu, Amokachie and Chrisantus you know all is not well.

When you have names like drinkwater, katakosta on your team it can only spell one outcome.

When you have an Italian Onigbinde acting like he is auditioning for kungfu panda 6 as your manager all in the name of "passion" to mask his obvious deficiencies, you know that chaos is not far.

At least jambody don dey add assist and sideways passes to his game.

At least Jose dey mange win games.




cheesy cheesy cheesy


You guys ain't winning shyyte! Thank you very much!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 6:48am On Feb 06, 2018
diggz:



cheesy cheesy cheesy


You guys ain't winning shyyte! Thank you very much!
Lol
Pull us down won't work.

Go and fight for fourth with spurs and Arsenal

Leave us with our jambody
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 6:52am On Feb 06, 2018
diggz:



When one is phooolish...anything can happen bro. How can a footballer not be able to keep a simple ball close to himself 99.5℅ of the time? His limited ability made him to keep stretching his leg to retrieve the ball like a donkey ffs! How much longer do you think that imec1le needed on the pitch to cause serious damage to a watford player? A good thing the ref sent him away......man's a complete ret@rd and waste of space.

Thunder must fia whoever signed him to start with, and fia Conte for playing the ediot like he was the second coming of Yaya Toure and Vidal rolled into one!
And what about those still vouching for him as an upgrade?
After all not all upgrades are good. Windows XP to Windows ME.
iOS7 to 8
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 6:53am On Feb 06, 2018
Jambody for Life!!!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 7:01am On Feb 06, 2018
BushWickBill:

Lol
Pull us down won't work.

Go and fight for fourth with spurs and Arsenal

Leave us with our jambody


Even if we come 10th....as long as moanrimhoe and uselessness united FC don't win shibi....I am happy...

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:03am On Feb 06, 2018
diggz:



When one is phooolish...anything can happen bro. How can a footballer not be able to keep a simple ball close to himself 99.5℅ of the time? His limited ability made him to keep stretching his leg to retrieve the ball like a donkey ffs! How much longer do you think that imec1le needed on the pitch to cause serious damage to a watford player? A good thing the ref sent him away......man's a complete ret@rd and waste of space.

Thunder must fia whoever signed him to start with, and fia Conte for playing the ediot like he was the second coming of Yaya Toure and Vidal rolled into one!

Hehe Oh boy men are not smiling oh...funny thing is Bakayoko is a beast on FIFA 18..I think the dude just needs an off-season to improve himself, he's got the physique of a world class CDM...He just needs to run more and improve his touch but the real culprit here is Hazard grin Dude should have been content with a 1 nil loss but his greediness punished you severely. grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 7:05am On Feb 06, 2018
BushWickBill:
Kantes ability is being eroded by associating with Bakayoko
Just like some of the posts from hensben and blueangel444 erode our collective IQ
Where's hensbrain even? Ahh, that nigga's IQ is lower than that of a fish. Jeez!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by tesppidd: 7:08am On Feb 06, 2018
Nihilist:
omo see masterful trolling from afrodoc.

i lift up mine eyes unto the hills, but from whence cometh my help?

my help cometh from the lord, the maker of the heavens and the earth.

arise o lord, and let my enemies be scattered...preferably by means of thunderbolt sent directly to their hating nyashes... angry angry
Hehehehe,

Wusup Nihilist,

You don't come around our thread no more?

grin

tongue
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by tesppidd: 7:11am On Feb 06, 2018
Spy360:

My friend...

To be FOUR ONED is to be fore harmed.

Diwe diwe diwe ndidi ka mma.
Onye e meriri ya diwe o
Ndidi ka mma.
Or maybe fore rammed.

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:13am On Feb 06, 2018
Tears of Joy grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 7:13am On Feb 06, 2018
grin

I never prayed for Chelsea to lose coz I have Alonso in my FPL Team, and for Points sake - I was really hoping on Chelsea to keep a clean Sheet with Alonzo makes an Assist or scores!

But the moment I checked the Lineup and Alonso was missing, I was like damn Chelsea must lose this Match and thank God I have Koscieny with 7 Points on the Bench.

I'm gonna recruit Bakayoko in the next Transfer, cap him and activate the Triple Captain Lifeline.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 7:14am On Feb 06, 2018
Vanquay:


Hehe Oh boy men are not smiling oh...funny thing is Bakayoko is a beast on FIFA 18..I think the dude just needs an [b]off-season to improve himself, he's got the physique of a world class CDM...He just needs to run more and improve his touch but the real culprit here is Hazard grin Dude should have been content with a 1 nil loss but his greediness punished you severely. grin[/b]


Off-season will not teach him how to keep the ball close to himself...neither will it give him sense. He should fvck off to Monaco or anywhere else of his choosing....we don't want him no more!!

How is hazard the real culprit here? I am not sure you saw that game bro.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 7:20am On Feb 06, 2018
diggz:



Even if we come 10th....as long as moanrimhoe and uselessness united FC don't win shibi....I am happy...
No wahala.

As long as you stop blaming Jose for your woes and realize that the real sunken place is your entire useless club who have not managed to muster any kind of defense of its last two league titles.

Jambody for life!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BushWickBill: 7:21am On Feb 06, 2018
dmcdad:

Where's hensbrain even? Ahh, that nigga's IQ is lower than that of a fish mosquito. Jeez!
Fixed sir.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by diggz: 7:23am On Feb 06, 2018
BushWickBill:

No wahala.

As long as you stop blaming Jose for your woes
and realize that the real sunken place is your entire useless club who have not managed to muster any kind of defense of its last two league titles.

Jambody for life!


Never!! Moanrimhoe started everything cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 7:24am On Feb 06, 2018
grin

Honorable Diggz....... how was your Night?!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 7:28am On Feb 06, 2018
Chelseaboii1:
Matchday

Waiting patiently
Watford' 0 vs Chelsea 5
My God!

grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by dmcdad: 7:28am On Feb 06, 2018
BushWickBill:

Fixed sir.
Chai... Una don use laugh finish me for this thread. I dey on transit to work, I just dey laugh like one idiot for inside bus. Gawd! cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by joeace2020(m): 7:31am On Feb 06, 2018
diggz:



Never!! Moanrimhoe started everything cheesy cheesy


I believe you are right. The master of mind games used his tested and proven psychological manipulation on conte and the clueless wig wearing dumbo fell for it. Since that time man has not been hot. Even when not a shekpe manager, Mourinho can determine the fate of the small club. Imagine!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 7:31am On Feb 06, 2018
grin




Breaking News

















Chelsea FC are proud to officially announce the signing of Contract Extension by our Manager until 2023.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Danhumprey: 7:33am On Feb 06, 2018
Back to back 'L'. Too bad I missed the gbedu last night. see correct grooving. grin


when we told them that last season's title win was a total fluke, loudmouthed agbero fans were hyperventilating.


now, it's consistent,total moaning. what a time to be alive!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Neymar1095(m): 7:33am On Feb 06, 2018
One year they love u next year they dont lol.

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by joeace2020(m): 7:33am On Feb 06, 2018
Oasis007:
grin




Breaking News

















Chelsea FC are proud to officially announce the signing of Contract Extension by our Manager until 2023.

grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 7:34am On Feb 06, 2018
Nihilist:
omo see masterful trolling from afrodoc.

i lift up mine eyes unto the hills, but from whence cometh my help?

my help cometh from the lord, the maker of the heavens and the earth.

arise o lord, and let my enemies be scattered...preferably by means of thunderbolt sent directly to their hating nyashes... angry angry

Omo, shey na Watford turn you to chorister like this? See as you dey comot lyrics from Orin Dafidi like Dagrin.

Surely, surely Watford don pass garri.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Oasis007(m): 7:37am On Feb 06, 2018
Breaking News

Bakayoko is demanding for his wage increment to £350,000 or he leaves in the Summer.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:42am On Feb 06, 2018
Love how United fans are trying to be relevant here. Conte won the league and will leave before Jose even sniffs the scent of title race let alone the title.

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