Nihilist:


forget bakayoko for now. With Bakayoko off the pitch, we were 1-1, with only 8 minutes to play. Bakayoko fücked up, but he is not directly responsible for our loss.


lf we forensically analyse that Janmaat goal, plague of locusts should smite at least 5 players.

Kante shocked me there. As in completely shocked me.

Cahill and Luiz now contributed with their collective brain freeze to further destroy the match.


in all honesty, i would apportion the blame for the loss in this order.

Luiz
Cahill
Kante
Bakayoko


Luiz was diabolical last night. Cahill too. The two of them are the most devastating tag team since principalities and powers...

Nihilist:


go and watch the 2nd goal again...it was nothing like the salah goal. The guy ran past 2 guys, did a 1-2 around Kante, with that one spinning like Koso, before slotting the ball in the net.

You cannot tell me that 10 men are not enough to hold on to a 1-1 draw for 8 freaking minutes. Ive taken shïts that lasted longer than that ffs .

BushWickBill:

Hahahaha

Omo dat brushing wey Watford give una na real severe beating.

so now una dey sing the praises of Jambody?

Lol .

afrodoc2:


Is our God not a wonderful God?

Reminds me of The Godfather when Moe Green told Michael Corleone that he wasn't slapping Freddy around but was just straightening him out.

Watford just straigtened Chelsea out, na corrective slap dem give them yesterday.

Ibime:
Airmark, stop chasing rats (Morata and Rudiger) while the roof is burning. Bakayoko is the roof.

I believe in life, you deal with your biggest problem first before focusing on smaller ones. For all you know, once you get rid of the biggest problem, the smaller ones will improve.

The Blues played an hour with 10 men after Tiemoue Bakayoko's red card capped a dreadful individual 30-minute performance - in which he gifted Watford four chances.

diggz:
Oh baby, Oh baby... ehn....! Pepper dem gang ....Oya oh baby.....dis tin for ya back got me like Oh baby ....Oya give dem...ehn! Oh baby..... pepper dem gang .....Oya o baby....

chic2pimp:
Airmark you see wetin I tell you about Calamity Luiz?...."Once a Calamity, always a Calamity" . The sooner the Chelsea coaching staffs give Him the Brazil treatment, the better it would be for the club as a whole.

Leyqute:




I love this song.

airmark:


I understand, but goals win matches. You can win matches by outscoring your opponents. I had seen many matches some players e.g boathand, would cause a goal, but bayern would still outscore the opponent and everyone would forget boathand's stupidity.

We cant blame bakayoko for our big misses against arsenal. Neither should we blame him for rudiger's sh1tty performance against arsenal that knocked us out. I blame conte for fielding him when we have drinkwater.

Let's say conte benches yoko, will that stop morata from missing big chances? We can solve our problems simultaneously. The idea of getting rid of your biggest problem and smaller ones will improve doesn't always work in football. Conte and many thought that getting rid of costa was the solution, reverse has been the case.

Bakayoko, morata and rudiger are not supposed to be our upgrades, i still stand by that view. They have been major actors in putting the team in a dungeon this season. Conte is their director in this show of shame.

Chelseafan1:
OK, my people, let's do this, how many likes for the composer??

In this month of MAY I pray

You will be outstanding as *CHELSEA FC*

You will dribble past every economic meltdown like *HAZARD*

You will stop Your enemies like *DAVID LUIZ*

You will outrun your pursuers like *PEDRO*

You will achieve ur goals like *COSTA*

You will be favoured like *CHALOBAH*

You will be remembered like *MOSES*

You will be expensive like *OSCAR*

You will never be forgotten like *MIKEL*

You will be as strong as *KANTE*.

You will recover, reap Your effort and take your position like *FABREGAS*

And at the End You shall celebrate like *ANTONIO CONTE*

HAPPY NEW MONTH TO ALL CHELSEA FANS!!

*Keep The Blue Flag Flying Higher*

airmark:


I understand, but goals win matches. You can win matches by outscoring your opponents. I had seen many matches some players e.g boathand, would cause a goal, but bayern would still outscore the opponent and everyone would forget boathand's stupidity.

We cant blame bakayoko for our big misses against arsenal. Neither should we blame him for rudiger's sh1tty performance against arsenal that knocked us out. I blame conte for fielding him when we have drinkwater.

Let's say conte benches yoko, will that stop morata from missing big chances? We can solve our problems simultaneously. The idea of getting rid of your biggest problem and smaller ones will improve doesn't always work in football. Conte and many thought that getting rid of costa was the solution, reverse has been the case.

Bakayoko, morata and rudiger are not supposed to be our upgrades, i still stand by that view. They have been major actors in putting the team in a dungeon this season. Conte is their director in this show of shame.

airmark:


Batshuayi looks stronger than morata, hence conte preferring him in this match. Batshuayi needs someone like drogba to talk him up. He is playing under pressure and thats messing up stuffs. He should just take it cool, watch back his games and see his mistakes and work on them fast. Having two midfielders is good, if the two are strong on the ball and dont lose possession under pressure. Bakayoko and kante are strong defensively so i dont see it as a wrong move. It will free some of our attackers of severe defensive duties.

diggz:


Agbaya oshi.... madtman

hensben:
Kane is too good...Morata has that Kane attribute but soft..well let's see what will happen

BlueAngel444:


Alvaro the Chelsea Ronaldo...

Nihilist:
Bakayoko cannot be worse than that 80kg bag of Serbian beans...

Chelseafan1:
David Luiz is a baller.

Leyqute:


Reverend diggzzzzz! Hope you slept well last night.

I'm spending my lunch break on this thread. I'm having four wraps of pounded yam and one isi ewu.

Nihilist:


Ibime is already about to the pay the price for denigrating Bakayoko. If you too fancy sowing a seed into somebody's life, you can add some financial backing to your convictions - I'm sure somebody would appreciate partaking in the profits from cobhams business.

Bakayoko is here to stay. Bye bye to jatijati, katikati, radarada and any other descriptions for Matic.

airmark:


I understand, but goals win matches. You can win matches by outscoring your opponents. I had seen many matches some players e.g boathand, would cause a goal, but bayern would still outscore the opponent and everyone would forget boathand's stupidity.

We cant blame bakayoko for our big misses against arsenal. Neither should we blame him for rudiger's sh1tty performance against arsenal that knocked us out. I blame conte for fielding him when we have drinkwater.

Let's say conte benches yoko, will that stop morata from missing big chances? We can solve our problems simultaneously. The idea of getting rid of your biggest problem and smaller ones will improve doesn't always work in football. Conte and many thought that getting rid of costa was the solution, reverse has been the case.

Bakayoko, morata and rudiger are not supposed to be our upgrades, i still stand by that view. They have been major actors in putting the team in a dungeon this season. Conte is their director in this show of shame.

Nihilist:


I'm sorry you feel that way, but bakayoko is here to stay- and many journalists share my belief that he is an upgrade on Matic already.

Bye bye to bag of beans. We have Bakayoko now.

Vanquay:


Hehe Oh boy men are not smiling oh...funny thing is Bakayoko is a beast on FIFA 18..I think the dude just needs an off-season to improve himself, he's got the physique of a world class CDM...He just needs to run more and improve his touch but the real culprit here is Hazard Dude should have been content with a 1 nil loss but his greediness punished you severely.

diggz:



Omo...no sleep o!! I kept on seeing the faces of Conte and bakayoko....

Nihilist:
You see what Pogba is doing now at Manyoo? That's what I was expecting from Matic last season.

When I was pointing out how Kante was our DM based on his tackles and interceptions numbers, I was hearing yarns like temple run, and big men don't tackle.

Now Matic is averaging 3 tackles a game, similar to Kante last year. It just goes to emphasize why Matic had to go - The only thing he's really good at is winning the ball back in midfield. When Kante took over that duty, Matic lost his purpose.

I am quietly confident that Bakayoko can play that Pogba role for us when fully integrated into the team. Looking forward to his debut.

Leyqute:


Eyah. Ndo my brother. Keep your strength up and prepare for more Ls. This is just the beginning.

diggz:



Thunder fia u dia....