DriveByKiller:
[s]did he actually joined “boring” with an hyphen together with “fairy tale” ?

Boring is an adjective nah. Its grammatical duty is to qualify nouns nah! So why add an hyphen?
Same thing with “complete dunce “

I dub edimolu the hyphenated idiot who killed English deader than his uncles killed his mother.

Hyphens are often used as compound adjectives to create compound modifiers. e.g attention-craving edimolu.

But how do you expect someone like edimolu who doesn’t know the difference between “am” and “I’m” to grasp more complicated English structure?

I will never grace that bedazzled human garbage with a direct correspondence ever again. His grammatical mastery is below the standard of a 13 year old truant.[/s]

DriveByKiller:
Frustration and joblessness is when someone is ignored all day and he wakes up by 5 am on a Monday morning interchanging monikers eagerly awaiting a response from the only person who makes his life worth living.

I'm more than oxygen to you. I'm your make-believe that your life isn't the accidental spark of evolution without aim or purpose.

Your life and failures will always reflect your parents' poor spousal choices. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6684420_screenshot20180212053653_jpegb9ccb07d7916755758196a0b1c573673

*I beg hard.don for tips
*I got vexed cos lala crushed on him
*I send pm to over a million female nairalanders
*All offline girls hate
*Marine blocked me on whatsapp
*I live a lonely and boring life
*I am a sickle cell carrier, known as SS

DriveByKiller:
Frustration and joblessness is when someone is ignored all day and he wakes up by 5 am on a Monday morning interchanging monikers eagerly awaiting a response from the only person who makes his life worth living.

I'm more than oxygen to you. I'm your make-believe that your life isn't the accidental spark of evolution without aim or purpose.

Your life and failures will always reflect your parents' poor spousal choices. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6684420_screenshot20180212053653_jpegb9ccb07d7916755758196a0b1c573673

edimolu2:
Driveby killer aka postmann aka lezzGOAT

You are a brainless-fâggot (you can claim the faggât yours yet again ), a schizophrenic-bastard, a malnourished-foo[/b]l and a [b]complete-retârd to think you have got the brains and talents to school me in the ways and manners of spoken english!

If you do not possess an addled-brain tantamount to that of an ill-bred monkey, you would have done a proper research on hyphens and the likes before making an outright-fool of yourself! Not like am being paid to tutor you, but listen up!

Hyphens are used in many compound words to show that the component words have a combined meaning or there is a relationship between the words that make up the compound! Such categories are compound adjectives, compound verbs , compound nouns and so on!

Nevertheless, when two or more words are combined to form a modifier immediately preceding a noun, join the words by hyphens if doing so will significantly aid the reader in recognizing the compound adjective! Read on compund adjectives and come back to correct your flaws!

You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*[s]You are a 40+ year old fool yet with the wisdom of a child![/s]

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay, at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"

DriveByKiller:

[s]I don't know what to address, the desperation or the myriad of grammatical pratfalls evidencing a child conceived by a whoring substance-abuser.


How is it possible for one post to contain so much blunders.

At any rate, when your daddy was just an absentee sp£rm donor and mummy was a shiftless sewer drain, why will Nairaland not be burdened by a retrograde cyber orphan?

You missed your English class half the time your grandpa was chasing your mom out to go look for the aimless bottom dog who popped her up!



This is what happens when your mother's Vjay has got more piercings than a needle cushion.

If your mum wasn't a greedy tárrt, she would have stuck to anal and save us all from witnessing the replica of your father's inferior DNA and stall the pollution of the cyber environment with an unwanted child left to street-feed.

Damn! To even suggest I am dissing you when I simply told of your life here in Nairaland is beyond pathetic.

You're my customer: victory easily guaranteed with every single stroke of my sword.

Your grandchildren will never forgive you for having the foolhardiness to come against me.

Edimolished.

DriveByKiller:
The tormented cockroach heeds the call. Ladies and gentlemen, let us await for another strained effort at comeback.

You can actually mental-picture him sweating and pulsating as he bends down to peer into those chines cloned phones to spring another long, generic drivel.

edimolu2:

Hahahahahahaha, another weak assumptions...you are very weak in brain power and might!

Ladies and gentlemen? Niccur seriously? Is this spartacus's arena or a fighting ring or a stadium? Damn you have gotten so used to the delusions of your online-persona that it has greatly affected your reality! No wonder you remain poor!

Kukuma call refree too now, or call Doctore(oenamaeus) make hin come stand as our guide...oponu oshi

Still can't figure why an adult, 40 year old for a fact, would bask in such pitiness and foolishness!

You need deliverance more than you need basic nutrients abeg

DriveByKiller:


Looooooooooolz!!!! This lad takes every written word too seriously.
I just gave you a telling example that you don't need long epistle to deliver jaw-shattering punches.

Now you're whining because those lines caused you temporal retardation sufficient to fall outside the box of normal intelligence.

See you around Mr. 40 years old Hahahahaha

edimolu2:
Drivebykiller aka postmann aka lezzGOAT

You are a brainless-fâggot (you can claim the faggât yours yet again ), a schizophrenic-bastard, a malnourished-fool and a complete-retârd to think you have got the brains and talents to school me in the ways and manners of spoken english!

edimolu2:

If you do not possess an addled-brain tantamount to that of an ill-bred monkey, you would have done a proper research on hyphens and the likes before making an outright-fool of yourself! Not like am being paid to tutor you, but listen up!

edimolu2:

Hyphens are used in many compound words to show that the component words have a combined meaning or there is a relationship between the words that make up the compound! Such categories are compound adjectives, compound verbs , compound nouns and so on!

Nevertheless, when two or more words are combined to form a modifier immediately preceding a noun, join the words by hyphens if doing so will significantly aid the reader in recognizing the compound adjective! Read on compund adjectives and come back to correct your flaws!

edimolu2:

You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*You are a 40+ year old fool with the wisdom of a child!

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"

edimolu2:

see you around kwa!

you haven't dissed me enough le.zz, you haven't called me "oga panadol now"...has your maggot infested brain forgotten that?

come back here, i alone decide when to be done with your filthiness

postmann:

Education and you are don't mix like water and oil.



Once again you reflect the era of mediocrity and the loss in value of our educational standard. The emboldened bear the horrible mark of your poor tuition.



You dare to teach your grandmother how to suck egg! A benighted, adult-educated, quasi-literate like you. You ran off with your surface, Google-aided research. May thunder locate your thick skull with flashes of eloctrode and force-transmit sense into you. (It's ik just a matter of time before you plagiarize this)

You are the stupidest mismatch i have ever engaged in in verbal-correctness, you leaving high school a life-time-ago has seriously affected your brain-power, like i have always emphasized, you have the wits, brains and balls of a bed-ridden 90 year old

Once your ass is severly-pummelled is when you cry foul of plagiarising or lenghty replies! If you really knew how to diss, how come i quote you at will? Your disses are non-existent and fully-recycled..you should think more bro

Niccur listen up, you aint shiit, you know no shiit about me which is why you do more of weak-assumptions than wise-thinking! Till date, even with your endless epistles, you have never inflicted the tiniest of pain, i keep quoting you as i deem fit laying waste to anything of worth you possess ,making you question why life has been so unfair to you!should you rather not ask why i singled you out?

This is it!

*Fearlezz you are a very jobless nonentity!

*You are a 40+ year old fool with the wisdom of a child!

*You would stay awake all in the name of dissing, when those in your age bracket are either banging their wives or making money calculations!

*At your age you still lay claim to being an E-warlord, jesus, an online-jagaban? do you know how hard i laugh upon sighting that pathectic-cry for vindication?

*You are the only old-timer on nairaland who still remains stuck in its walls, even your present cohorts are busy doing okay at least their frequent absence makes that almost believable! But here you are subjecting yourself to an illiterate like me

* only a jobless-idiot would have this innumerable count of monikers and still regard himself worthy to be called intelligent.

* You quote yourself like a sissy, without balls, dude you are a visionless man, a walking corpse waiting for his death, losing hope on life itself

Which begs the question! How do you expect to father or head a family when you can't even keep to your words? You only keep masking in that failure that sired you! Have you ever even made me stop mentioning you? I dare you to do that, but i have succeeded in you crying foul of you ignoring me when you couldn't take the heat anymore, just like your whorish mother's quest for dicks, you keep coming back

Niccur i define your life, .get that into your militant head fit to "smash a rock"


Your lengthy thesis is the evidence of your pain. But this is only the beginning. The price you pay for this humiliation is to copy postmann and lezz then employ it against others, pretending your mucus brain has something like life in it.

You've never been good at anything. Academically you're below average, socially, you're a cold-blooded reptilian frog, drowning in solitude. How many girls here have found you a lousy bore?

The apple never falls far from the tree, your DNA donors can't pass on what they never had.

Small time, riff-raff!

edimolu2:

see the unintelligent bastard quoting like an amateur, now who is academically poor?, a failed subtle-attempt, the dude begs to know my academic standard...lol....olodo...you go tire!

thought you had mentioned seeing me around na, only to login to your postmann account to quote again...this your brain sef...e dey weak person..mr postmann aka lezzGoat!

the fool couldn't even quote correctly, talking about severe concussions...hahahahahaha

edimolu u be werey ah swear

DriveByKiller:
I haven't disses you enough? My dear I don't eat corpse nah.

You belong to the vultures to be picked clean or the element to metamorphize your corpse into something more useful than your life has been.

Oga panadol? you remember that line I used in December ? Looooooooooolz, my words keep haunting your memories.. no wonder you stalk with your alternate (edimolu) like I made away with your original birth certificate.

I still haven't told you your mother's cúnt is still kept fresh, undecayed in her grave from the assortment of sp£rm she she amassed during her whoring lifetime.

Is there any other painful line you can remind me of?

edimolu2:

dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

edimolu2:

see the unintelligent bastard quoting like an amateur, now who is academically poor?, a failed subtle-attempt, the dude begs to know my academic standard...lol....olodo...you go tire!

thought you had mentioned seeing me around na, only to login to your postmann account to quote again...this your brain sef...e dey weak person..mr postmann aka lezzGoat!

the fool couldn't even quote correctly, talking about severe concussions...hahahahahaha

edimolu u be werey ah swear

edimolu2:

dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

edimolu2:

dissed werey not disses! is your brain too hard or you are too dull to absorb corrections?

are you mad,infact you are mad,your frequent gbagaun is the only thing that can drive me nuts, it fûcking irritates me!

i said it, you possess nothing short of a chicken brain, when someone reminds you of disses to use simply means your words connote no pain and is only best making one laugh while you look stupid in the aura of recycled jargons!

ok lets talk about your mother..lol

Pleaseeeeee, we both know her escapades are legendary, we know she has been bed-ridden for months, doctors said she has fluid-filled blisters and crusts all over her useless-cünt, which has also affected her anal-cavity thus making poo and piss become unbearable, well except with the use of technology can she excrete pungent-wastes...

you mother was a known whôre....fact

DriveByKiller:

kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.

postmann:


Oh boy!!!!!!! I'm still a learner. Damn!!! This is murder on a sunny afternoon!
Lezz, I urge thee, spare this peasant no more replies, that the brutality of thy last post may linger eternally, oh thou king of Trolls!

DriveByKiller:
loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

postmann:


Your mother's sin was pathing her wrinkled thighs before a grandchamp in failure like your dad, the sickle-cell carrier who is partly responsible for the molecular deficiencies in your DNA.


Your father was the only one who offered her marriage. She was a good-for-nothing, old fùvk whose pussy lips was brushed by countless priçks. Your parents' meeting was a collusion of failures with a resultant effect of little dumb-dumb edimolu who sprang from a gonorrhea infested pussy.



Your dead mother is in hell and satan, with his burning rod of a dick is doggy-banging her and her flabby breasts bounce fiverishly like an old school bell (if you like plagiarize this again) .

She's being sex-tortured in hell for being LovePeddler, a cheap one with nothing to show for except a retaŕd of a son whom she left behind in a cold world to be horse-whipped by lezz and Posty. . She bleeds from her battered pussy as satan's hot, burning rod raptures her cervix.

postmann:


And who takes into account the words of a pot-valou-ed, get-online-fame-or-die-trying sociopath?

DriveByKiller:
loooooooolz. He will come forth to say I am quoting myself to make him feel better than the miserable whelp he is.

postmann:


Your mother's sin was pathing her wrinkled thighs before a grandchamp in failure like your dad, the sickle-cell carrier who is partly responsible for the molecular deficiencies in your DNA.


Your father was the only one who offered her marriage. She was a good-for-nothing, old fùvk whose pussy lips was brushed by countless priçks. Your parents' meeting was a collusion of failures with a resultant effect of little dumb-dumb edimolu who sprang from a gonorrhea infested pussy.



Your dead mother is in hell and satan, with his burning rod of a dick is doggy-banging her and her flabby breasts bounce fiverishly like an old school bell (if you like plagiarize this again) .

She's being sex-tortured in hell for being LovePeddler, a cheap one with nothing to show for except a retaŕd of a son whom she left behind in a cold world to be horse-whipped by lezz and Posty. . She bleeds from her battered pussy as satan's hot, burning rod raptures her cervix.

DriveByKiller:

@ edimolu , @ edimolu2
kindergarten!!! The fuming and bellowing of a tormented pig. “Doctor says” that’s as old as the internet itself.

Your lines are either too generic or boring like a juvenile cut and join thesis.

Take this short mama bash:

your mommy’s vaggy discharge has the colour and formation of a melting Swiss cheese, the odour of a broken public drainage. She qualifies easily for the world’s biggest private supplier of herpes.

If she were a Nairalander, she will spread vagina watts by quote

Why do you think tracing your father was the most difficult task she ever did? She lost count of those who went in from the rear and those who smashed her from the front.

We should inscribe on her gravestone “ The unknown Mandingo Bender “ as a mark of her whoredom.

Why do you think your nostrils are pointing upwards? That’s nature at its finest unleashing its preservative abilities by making you survive the horrid stench from that public sewage pit your momma calls her tunnel of love.