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Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by 2morogobeta(f): 12:16am On Feb 15, 2018 |
i gave my whole life to you and today my life is a mess, startin from rock bottom to build it up i can achieve all i want with hard work so im happy but my mother is dead and always will be, i miss her sooooooo much im bitter and angry help |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by butterflyl1on: 12:29am On Feb 15, 2018 |
2morogobeta: Here comes this troll again who goes around spewing her lies. So who are you asking for help this time? Same Jesus you are asking to bleep off? LMAO. Or some misguided nairalanders who cannot even help themselves. SMH. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by 2morogobeta(f): 12:35am On Feb 15, 2018 |
butterflyl1on:# im not lying |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Nobody: 12:42am On Feb 15, 2018 |
butterflyl1on: Who are you? You are just an awful human being.. That is if you are even a human being. . She didn't ask for your help. She was looking for sensible people.. Not people of your kind. 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by butterflyl1on: 12:45am On Feb 15, 2018 |
miraokocha: She knows what I am talking about. Feel free to fall for her scam. Hope you do not come complaining later. 4 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by ipobarecriminals: 1:51am On Feb 15, 2018 |
confused soul.Sumbody shud tie u b4 u enter market. 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Aleis: 5:57am On Feb 15, 2018 |
Why insulting Jesus? He has been good, I know of people whose parents died from childhood, u better be happen and thank God. 3 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by ugbede69(m): 7:45am On Feb 15, 2018 |
please remember the story of job, who lost everything including his health but still trusted God... I guess you know what happened at the end 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by danvon(m): 7:59am On Feb 15, 2018 |
Sorry o you keep getting madder by the day seems like you didn't commit suicide afterall 2 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by charytea(f): 9:05am On Feb 15, 2018 |
I lost my father 2009, lost my mum in the most painful manner three months ago.
Do you know what that has done to me?
It has drawn me closer to This Jesus!
Think all you want, He is the only one that can truly comfort.
I don't know how He does it but it is true... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 9:22am On Feb 15, 2018 |
Sorry dear 2morogobeta. If you are for real, just take it easy. You don't need to get angry with fictitious Jesus whose original name was Zeusus Krista. It is not the fault of that fictitious character that you put your trust in it. Will you blame a doll if you trust in it to help you and it didn't? Now here are the list of people you should not rely upon for your happiness in life: 1. The gods(Allah, Vishnu, Yahweh, Olorun, Moloch, etc): they can't help you because they are far away from you and they are not mandated to help you. 2. The idols/toys: You can't worship them and get answers. 3. The fictitious characters(e.g Jesus): A fictitious character can't help you in anyway. 4. The dead person: Apart from you visiting the realms of the dead through dreams and getting specific information on how to help yourself, you can't get any help from them. So if you are worshipping someone who died on the cross of calvary, forget it. Even those who died on the bed of Calvary like MJ wouldn't help your condition, let alone a dude whom they believed died on the cross of Calvary. Here is a song by Kofi, a homo erectus who discovered that Zeusus Krista could not help anyone: Doctufos: Worldly Music 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 9:24am On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea:So this fictitious Jesus killed your father and mother just so that you could be closer to him or what?? Were they huge distraction to your sexual affairs with Jesus the white dude or what? Is killing them a solution? I'm not getting it 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by FriendofGod: 9:26am On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea: Sorry, my dear. The Lord is your strength. What some people don't understand is that God's ways can never be our ways. What we think is tragic may be God's way of strengthening us. Some people see their relationship with God as a contract so they expect that as long as they pray, God must answer them. They forget that as long as we live in this sinful world, we are not guaranteed a life that will always be sweet. Once again, accept my condolences. 3 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Niflheim(m): 9:28am On Feb 15, 2018 |
This is unbelievable!!! Jesus killing someone's parents so that the daughter will get closer to him!!! Why do Africans say things like this? What kind of nonsense talk is that?!!! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by simplex2: 9:31am On Feb 15, 2018 |
This dude is a serial troll. Go thru his posts...all of them, same old gibberish about a dead mum, half-dead dad, quarter dead brother who has autism, full dead career, double dead mentality...bla bla bla. Started posting this shit since last month like his mum dies every new month and threatening suicide at one point. Dear reader, pls don't fall for this scam. You may feel you are trying to help a young lady but its a full-grown lazy ars'e dude chatting you up. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 9:32am On Feb 15, 2018 |
Niflheim: If god the baba(Yahweh) can kill 70,000 people because their king David counted them; if god the holey ghost can kill Ananias and Sapphira for not dashing the church all their money, why do you think god the son can't kill Charytea's parents who are posing a huge hinderance to her romance with him? Well, I won't judge yet. Maybe Charytea didn't really mean that it was Jesus who killed her parents. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 9:35am On Feb 15, 2018 |
FriendofGod: God Almighty who created Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Olorun etc will never kill someone's parents just so that he could strengthen the child. Pls get your facts right. The God Almighty I know won't do such a thing, NEVER!!! |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by FriendofGod: 9:44am On Feb 15, 2018 |
OtemAtum: I say "may be God's way". Everything happens for a purpose. For instance, a mother may be taken so that the children can grow into a serious adults. I lost my mother at a young age. I had no spiritual life and my mom did nearly everything for me, including filling simple forms. Her death made me grow up in a very short time. She was the pillar I leaned on. She was my life. Even though my laziness and dependence gave her concerns, she still always indulged me. When she died, I grew up and searched for things myself and I found God Almighty. No pastor brought me to the True God. My mother's death forced me to survive on my own thereby turning me into a man that I know that even my mom would be proud of. In trying to survive, I found God. It is enough for me that I communicate with the True God. When I get blessed, I thank Him, when I run into hard times, I still thank Him. 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by charytea(f): 10:30am On Feb 15, 2018 |
OtemAtum:You don't have to get it 2 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by charytea(f): 10:32am On Feb 15, 2018 |
OtemAtum:Understand it however you want. I know what He means to me, it doesn't matter to me what your opinion is. Thanks 6 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 10:40am On Feb 15, 2018 |
FriendofGod:I still maintain, God Almighty who created Allah, Yahweh, Vishnu, Moloch, Mazda, Olorun and others will never kill one person for another person. Of course, naturally most people will grow up mentally when the person who spoonfed him or her died when he or she was still a little child. But that doesn't mean that it was God Almighty who killed that person for you. Maybe God Almighty should start killing all parent who pamper their children or take very good care of their children so that those children could grow up mentally at a faster rate abi. Does that make any sense? Or have you not heard of children who lost their parents at early age and they ended up becoming a nuisance to the community, killing, stealing, raping and doing all kinds of evil. Once again gentleman, God Almighty, the maker of Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Moloch, etc will not kill a parent so that his or her child could grow up spiritiually, physically or emotionally. |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 10:41am On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea:Pls clear the air for me babe. Is it Jesus that killed your parents? Well...I doubt sha |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by charytea(f): 10:44am On Feb 15, 2018 |
OtemAtum:Keep trying to figure it out! bye... And for the record. I am not a babe, I am a wife and a mother.. 6 Likes |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by OtemAtum: 10:47am On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea:You are a babe to your hubby na. What if I am your hubby hiding under this faceless forum without you knowing it? |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Nobody: 11:22am On Feb 15, 2018 |
2morogobeta: Rest in Peace to your loved ones. I also believe in God. This is what the bible says when you are hasty to curse him. Look up at the heavens and see; gaze at the clouds so high above you. If you sin/Curse God, how does that affect God? If your sins are many, what does that do to him? If you are righteous, what do you give to him, or what does he receive from your hand? Your wickedness only affects humans like yourself, and your righteousness only other people. You open your mouth with empty talk; without knowledge you multiply words.” People cry out under a load of oppression; they plead for relief from the arm of the powerful. He does not answer when people cry out because of the arrogance of the wicked. Indeed, God does not listen to their empty plea; the Almighty pays no attention to it. God is the searcher of hearts, surely he will bring everything to justice. both good and evil. Hate him or Not 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Martinez19(m): 11:25am On Feb 15, 2018 |
2morogobeta:Jesus is an imaginary being. Don't let anyone fool you. |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Martinez19(m): 11:28am On Feb 15, 2018 |
nuttyhnic:mtewwwww. You are a wicked and senseless human being. She devoted her life to an imaginary yahweh and your God fold his arms while her mum died. That to you doesn't speak volumes. As a good father, will you allow your daughter to die? |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by 2morogobeta(f): 3:50pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea: How old were u when they died |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by charytea(f): 3:54pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
2morogobeta:I was about 18 when I lost my dad 2009_ hmmm.. 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by 2morogobeta(f): 4:54pm On Feb 15, 2018 |
charytea: R u married do u have kids How did this bring u closer to God 1 Like |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by Slikbae: 4:17am On Feb 16, 2018 |
Are you okay at all. She comes to the religious section ( of which christians constitute the majority of people) to insult our God and at the same time ask for help and you think that is sensible. That user was right this op is a troll who has opened several threads on this. You atheists can help her. miraokocha: |
Re: Bleep You Jesus, You Bastard by orisa37: 5:42am On Feb 16, 2018 |
That is The Word of God, My Faith Acompli, your Myopic Superstition. |
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