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How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 9:04am On Mar 09, 2018 |
So, having come back to Nigeria after my studies in the UK. I have never thought of marrying a Nigerian and I don't deceive any woman into marriage before. I'm always very open to them that we're just friends and no intention of marriage. There's this girl I came across and she was always disturbing me, having given her my conditions, she didn't mind. We became friends. Being a medical doctor, I've always been conscious whenever I'm with a woman, I protect myself very well. So, it was difficult for me to believe this girl when she told me she is pregnant for me. I thought she was joking as I always made sure I protect myself very well. Seeing the seriousness in her, I was forced to believe that she is actually pregnant when I carried out the test myself. Then again, I thought another man was responsible for the pregnancy. I told her that when the baby is born, we shall carry out the paternity test. Dear brothers and sisters, the baby was born and the paternity test show the baby is mine. I was in shock until something happened someday. A girl close to my baby Mama revealed that she confessed to her how the pregnancy came about. She told her everything and how lucky she was that it worked. After making love one good day, I removed the condom full of sperm and kept on the floor and slept off. She took the sperm and inserted deep inside her vaginaa. THAT'S HOW SHE GOT PREGNANT AND CARRIED MY BABY! I'm now a baby Daddy. Guys, receive wisdom. Farano, Rocktation. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by alfred007(m): 9:15am On Mar 09, 2018 |
wao |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by SmellingAnus(m): 9:19am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Fuckgrats 12 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 9:20am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Desperation at it's peak. 2 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Donpoker9(m): 9:49am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Lol nawa ooh. ...this one mad me 1 Like |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Frankicent(m): 9:52am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Lol which kind neediness is this... Mistakes gals do they believe getting pregnant for a guy will make him glue to her. Chai Her method of getting pregnant is funny oo |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Apina(m): 10:11am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Thats deceit, if I were u, she will carry that cross alone 2 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 10:48am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Congrats. You want to be fuccking for free without carrying any responsibility. The girl is smart. She has tied you down for good. Learn to be responsible 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 11:00am On Mar 09, 2018 |
amindesly:Can a lady get pregnant with the method the op narrated?I thought the sperm is less effective when it enters condom.Any doctor in the house? 9 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 11:06am On Mar 09, 2018 |
amindesly:
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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by marvin906(m): 11:11am On Mar 09, 2018 |
that chick took you to the cleaners. hahahaha.. even the devil would be surprised @ her ingenuity she deserves an award 3 Likes
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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 11:18am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Wow... This is a new discovery |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 11:22am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 11:24am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy:I'm still wondering my dear, SirBlunt, donstan18 you guys should come and see sumtin |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by PcashMojo(m): 11:29am On Mar 09, 2018 |
She hustle you You now a baby daddy,just acept your faith and do the nessecary Once again she hustle you!. |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by donstan18: 11:37am On Mar 09, 2018 |
izaray: Lol... My dear , It's pretty weird, you know.....I'm just knowing that sperm can be effective after being kept without medical care. I'm just trying imagine and picture the face of the lady when she was pouring the sperm in her p***y , it'll be funny @OP, Don't tell us to receive wisdom, wisdom has got nothing to do with this, it was a result of your carelessness, why will you sleep off while a used condom is being littered on the floor, you fvcked up, she took advantage...With all your abroad package, na small street babe fvcckk u up. Please, make sure you take care of your baby, that's the most important thing. And to ladies that'll adopt this method and start putting it to practice, biko take it easy. 3 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by sirBLUNT: 11:50am On Mar 09, 2018 |
desperation leads to destruction but in this case it leads her destiny which is to hook you up..you see OP you can't eat your cake and have oh you want to keep digging that hole and later dumb her ass abi? why din't you just find the right woman and keep digging officially? you see op the moment you told her you're not into marriage and all that she knew exactly the kind of guy you're so she needed to do something to secure her future and all thanks to her evil genius friend so now op you just got served!!! congrat to the hottest baby daddy in town...do the needful |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Forceup(f): 11:51am On Mar 09, 2018 |
I smell lies You schooled in the UK, with that your terrible english.. 12 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 11:54am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy: Not true. Assuming, of course, that the condom is not coated with spermicide (as many are) the cheap ones are not, it might be up to two days before all or most of the spermatozoa were dead. If exposed to air, the lifespan is reduced to hours and not few minutes like you said. So it's possible for a lady to get pregnant if it's properly inserted. 1 Like |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 11:58am On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy:Could you please explain how surrogate mothers get impregnated by sperm from men? I think they survive well under room temperature. What I need to know is how the girl got the sperm into her vagina. |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Lonestar124: 12:06pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy:Don't mind the medical doctor |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Mandrake007(m): 12:21pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
OK let's try imagine this.. The girl picked up the used condom filled with sticky sperm up,laid on her back with her legs spread wide opened and poured it on into her vagina then rubbed it in with her fingers,then went into the bathroom washed her hands,took a selfie and back to bed..yuck some bixtches nasty man 2 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 12:26pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Forceup: He's even a doctor. 1 Like |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 12:28pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
You mean she injected the sperm using a catheter? That's the only plausible way I can think of. Conception doesn't take place in the cervix. The road from the cervix to the uterus isn't as straight forward as 'inserting sperm deep into her vagina'. 3 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 12:32pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
efesodje: Where did you get this c0ck and bull story from? The part that even got me laughing the most was where you said they could still survive few hours even after being exposed to air hahahaha...... 1 Like |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 12:36pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy: Take it however you want bro. I read it up. Examples below: How long does sperm live in a condom - Baby About https://babyabout.net/how-long-does-sperm-live-in-a-condom/ Another one: Can a woman get pregnant from a used condom? - Bodybuilding.com Forums https://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=135692131&pagenumber= |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by ghost3040: 12:46pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
All dis slay mamas and dia English sef.. izaray: 1 Like |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 1:12pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
efesodje:
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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by izaray(f): 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
ghost3040:I hate it when dumb people like you quote me, incase you think i dnt kno d reason i used the word discovering instead of discovery. So you're so dumb not to kno, a sperm can't be that effective, once it's been transfer into a condom bag and expose to air Though i have corrected it inorder to stop people of your type from mentioning me Peace |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 1:18pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Hhenryy: Forget the hours thing. That was from a discussion on Quora Ok check the attached pdf document too on insemination methods. If this story is true I presume she is one of those girls that will kindly suggest assisting to throw the condom in the toilet for You, then she goes in and locks the toilet door . Check the attached document in my post below You too like quarrel
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Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Nobody: 1:21pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
Forceup: Just a line of sentence that you are writing, I can't even stand your grammar. There's no English word like Schooled. Check your dictionary. Second, you don't use 'that' and 'your' together please. It is wrong. A pot calling a kettle black. 9 Likes |
Re: How She Made Me A Baby Daddy. Guys, Be Wise! by Hhenryy: 1:35pm On Mar 09, 2018 |
efesodje: Hahahaha.... I should forget the hours thing?
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