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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by justseyi(m): 11:09am On Jun 01, 2018
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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by RuthlessLeader(m): 11:11am On Jun 01, 2018
FRANKOSKI:
Masturbation drains energy and makes you sleep all the time. If you doubt me, you're an ass.
Are you sure when you were carrying out your research, it wasn`t just ebola?
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by brodalokie: 11:16am On Jun 01, 2018
How would you know that somebody is masturbating? Just curious o

I hope it is not via witchcraft. That's against the Nigerian constitution o
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Machinegun91(m): 11:16am On Jun 01, 2018
The worst thing a man can do is to masturbate, you feels guilty after committing it and no amount of dollars/pounds will stop you from masturbating once you initiated it. May God help me and all fellows out of masturbation addiction.

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Albert0011(m): 11:19am On Jun 01, 2018
brodalokie:
How would you know that somebody is masturbating? Just curious o
see question...unless u re close to the person and he/she likes staying indoors always and like staying alone,my humble opinion sha.
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 11:19am On Jun 01, 2018
Ejix4:
cry telling from experience, masturbation is bad


If you like tell from expression not from experience

Masturbation is a very very and very very verrrrry

























Bad habit.

Your expression through your experience is explicitly right.

grin
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Acidosis(m): 11:19am On Jun 01, 2018
Anything you do often leads to addiction. Even waking up early in the morning at 6 and returning home at night is addictive. There is no limit when it comes to addiction

The fact that masturbation doesn't lead to STDs makes it a lot better than prostitution or fornication. That isn't a license or reason to masturbate though.

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 11:20am On Jun 01, 2018
NwaAmaikpe will not like dis
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Viergeachar: 11:27am On Jun 01, 2018
PotatoSalad:
Masturbation like everything else has a limit. Infact it's very good. It's a natural stress reliever, a free drug. It's said that a good fap clears blocked nose caused by catarrh and flu. It makes you feel so good. Some of the world's best innovative ideas happened at the climax of a mind blowing fap. Don't listen to this guy. Nigerians love displaying their level of ignorance to the world.
Fap but limit it to few times a week. Just like tramadol, too much will drain the f out of you.
... wait. Is Hand job also masturbation since all hands are on deck, eh sorry...dick

Who is this satanist

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by brodalokie: 11:27am On Jun 01, 2018
Albert0011:
see question...unless u re close to the person and he/she likes staying indoors always and like staying alone,my humble opinion sha.

Nerds are wankers?
Online businessmen, even politicians who are more into digital than analog stay indoor. So unless you are there or you're using a supersonic drone (witchcraft/hacker/criminal) to spy on him, you won't know.

Drones are to be used by security agencies and not criminals elements using it to blackmail their targets and invading the privacy of the unsuspecting. This can be seen as an act of war crime against MANkind/Ordinary Citizen.

Witchcraft is punishable under the Nigerian Criminal Code, two years prison term and for war crimes, ICC, UNSC and the others may involve.

Stop the war crimes, stop the witchcraft...

For the children playing in the dark, don't forget the boogieman is out there. A word is enough for the wise.
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Albert0011(m): 11:32am On Jun 01, 2018
brodalokie:


Nerds are wankers?
Online businessmen, even politicians who are more into digital than analog stay indoor. So unless you are there or you're using a supersonic drone (witchcraft/hacker/criminal) to spy on him, you won't know.
lol but my guy on a more serious note most people who are addicted to masturbation exhibits most those attitudes i mentioned earlier.
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by brodalokie: 11:34am On Jun 01, 2018
Albert0011:
lol but my guy on a more serious note most people who are addicted to masturbation exhibits most those attitudes i mentioned earlier.

How did you know what they were doing indoor is my question? Or were you told?

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Albert0011(m): 11:41am On Jun 01, 2018
brodalokie:


How did you know what they were doing indoor is my question? Or were you told?
yea and the guy in question is my room mate..he opened up to me when we were discussing issue concerning sex...mind u i do masturbate at times when my bae is not around and no free pvssy around.
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by PotatoSalad(m): 11:43am On Jun 01, 2018
Viergeachar:


Who is this satanist
Everything isn't always about religion bro. That's the problem you guys have in your country. Just tell me that I said the obvious fact

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by brodalokie: 11:44am On Jun 01, 2018
Albert0011:
yea and the guy in question is my room mate..he opened up to me when we were discussing issue concerning sex...mind u i do masturbate at times when my bae is not around and no free pvssy around.

Shh you don't say.
Anyway, thank God, you weren't told or into witchcraft. Go and sin no more. Cheers
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 11:49am On Jun 01, 2018
Fornicators teams in defense.

Op, why not used the time to typed this nonsense to campaign for Not Too Young To Lead for lazy Nigerian youths to take back failed Nigeria from failed and incompetence old men in leadership positions? Better still defect to IPOB to restore Biafra Republic?
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Emmychem(m): 11:51am On Jun 01, 2018
pls i am confused... Which one shld i bliv? Coz ive seen so many comment and all sort of counter reactionz... Epp a broda!!
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Babyforever(f): 11:58am On Jun 01, 2018
gypsey:
Rubbish! you should go and kill yourself!
cheesy cheesy
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by stevups(m): 11:59am On Jun 01, 2018
Masturbation kills !

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by uzor2(m): 12:35pm On Jun 01, 2018
Do you notice that females don't comment when you talk about masturbation.

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by 4FACEADELEKE(m): 12:42pm On Jun 01, 2018
Make them get out Nigerians are hypocrites,especially the girls that will come here and criticise masturbation,form dem too form,money dem too like,so wetin dem want wey boys do,make dem allow konji kill them or make dem come begin worship them.My brother you rather masturbate,than allow any girl give you headache or take you for granted.I have discovered many paople condemn masturbation publicly but do it secretly.If you like to masturbate do it,if you dont leave it.Its not for everyone likewise sex is not for everyone.KAPISH

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by oxygenlove(m): 12:44pm On Jun 01, 2018
FRANKOSKI:
Masturbation drains energy and makes you sleep all the time. If you doubt me, you're an ass.
sex drain energy more

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by 4FACEADELEKE(m): 12:51pm On Jun 01, 2018
Pataricatering:
All these religious nuts and their nonsense ! Is masturbation not better than careless sex ? Everything to do with sexual pleasure these bleeding religions will put a hex on it ! Same church that will say don’t fornicate will still say no masturbation - silly people ! The reason why you feel so bad about masturbation is because of the stigma these idiots have attached to it !
Correct mama,if i been get money i for like to marry you
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Skmoda360(m): 12:55pm On Jun 01, 2018
Story teller.....
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jun 01, 2018
Babyforever:
cheesy cheesy
i am glad you find it funny grin
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 1:01pm On Jun 01, 2018
Ejix4:
cry telling from experience, masturbation is bad
Wetin female dey lose If they masturbation?
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by tallskinnyperv(m): 1:02pm On Jun 01, 2018
Ejix4:
cry telling from experience, masturbation is bad
so u masturbate a lot u LovePeddler... lipsrsealed
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 1:05pm On Jun 01, 2018
Issafela:
A Nigerian man with the username @Roistrills on twitter took to the platform to list reasons why masturbation is a bigger sin than fornication.

He Wrote:

The only way to be set free is to know the truth and accept it no matter how bitter it tastes

Many of us still try to justify MASTURBATION cos we are guilty of it, but the truth is that MASTURBATION is more evil than fornication, take it or leave it, it's a mental sex.

Disadvantages of masturbation.

• You get mentally disturbed.
• You prefer to live alone which is not good at all.
• You become introvert.
• You become a pervert.
• You start living indoors.
• You lose concentration on work and studies.

• You lose calories.
• Your skin becomes dry.
• Your cheek goes inside.
• You don’t get proper sleep if masturbation becomes an addiction.
• You start aging.
• Your eye sight starts diminishing.
• You’ll have gas problem.
• You start getting tummy.
• You become thin.

Source:
http://nairaplus.com/2018/06/nigerian-man-says-masturbation-is-more-evil-than-fornication-list-reasons/



Whoever wrote this na pure idiot..
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Kyllahmc(m): 1:12pm On Jun 01, 2018
Smh common sense isn't actually that common mehn... unless a masturbator masturbates more often than you have sex there is no health difference between you and the person... you two actually lose the same amount of energy in the process...
how did I know? common sense! Think!

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Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by columbus007(m): 1:51pm On Jun 01, 2018
yeyerolling:
Thrash pls. If one maaturbates one round at a go. E no bad. I dont have to think of Tfair, postinor, buy me hair. Buy me dis, u dont have to download app to calculate babe period. I have been offshore for 3 weeks. Na nadia alli and mia khalifa vids dey keep me company. Mtcheeew
my brother you see this two people wey you mentioned, na them go cause you trouble ooo,do you what kandee lixx has done to me?i ws almost doomed.
Re: "Masturbation Is More Evil Than Fornication" - Man Lists Reasons by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jun 01, 2018
Gaddafithe2nd:
Masturbation is more Evil than fornication. Kuku kill me. Who told you fornication won't make you old, lean and drain your pocket. The guy just stated gibberish without having facts to back it up. Sin na Sin.

You dey mind the werey, Obviously he was high on tramadol and codeine when he Ctrl+P that trash up there.

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