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dele by anungangampu: 10:14am On Jun 15, 2018 |
ff 5 Likes |
Re: dele by Nobody: 10:16am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Lol sex is really overrated. 7 Likes |
Re: dele by Bluezy13(m): 10:19am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Obviously your first time. 6 Likes |
Re: dele by anungangampu: 10:22am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Bluezy13:na not first time. |
Re: dele by Nobody: 10:23am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Na u no sabi, next time no dey anxious, just calm down and enter from d back Besides all those porn weh u dey watch no be like so for real life. 2 Likes |
Re: dele by IamPlato(m): 10:26am On Jun 15, 2018 |
... Congratulations On Your First Time Sex But Next Time Look For A Pussy To Put Your Dick and Not Borehole 2 Likes |
Re: dele by LeHMaR(m): 10:26am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Loose p*ssy or lil' d*ck? 2 Likes |
Re: dele by emelda86(f): 10:40am On Jun 15, 2018 |
U win lottery Nonsense u are calling her loose vagina Next time look for your size she's not your size Amu 1inch 2 Likes |
Re: dele by Kingsley1000(m): 10:43am On Jun 15, 2018 |
VIRGIN BOYS DON FINISH FOR NL 1 Like |
Re: dele by anungangampu: 10:57am On Jun 15, 2018 |
emelda86:hahaha sure next I will surely look for my size.. And my Amy is not 1 inch |
Re: dele by kingxsamz(m): 11:03am On Jun 15, 2018 |
Maybe u get small dick..or she get borehole...or you weren't hittin it hard enough. |
Re: dele by Adasun(m): 11:04am On Jun 15, 2018 |
op just fu*ck a general well |
Re: dele by Jakumo(m): 11:14am On Jun 15, 2018 |
anungangampu: A press release has been issued for the world's media, on this historic occasion that witnesses you FINALLY gaining access to some ying-yang. Now, getting down to the nitty-gritty of your conquest today, can we infer from your complaint that the toto you were shooking was so BIG and LOOSE that you couldn't even tell if your man-meat was inside, or outside, of the promised land ? If the reply to this preliminary question is positive, then the only advice our panel of experts can offer is that in the future, you AVOID sex with ANY women who have borne babies at any stage of their lives. Think of it this way, God has yet to bless even one single man on this planet, with a trouser-tilapia that is bigger than a baby's head, talk less of a baby's entire body, THEREFORE it stands to reason that any path that has been traveled by a baby's entire body, should be regarded as OFF LIMITS to any man who entertains hope of enjoying the shooking process. Look before you leap. If you see saggy or deflated breasts or large guts, or if you so much as HEAR about a baby EVER being born to a woman you had been scoping out, CEASE AND DESIST right away, and abort the mission at once, to avoid becoming a hapless victim a second time. Your bill for this information is in the mail. 2 Likes |
Re: dele by MCFRESH(m): 11:51am On Jun 15, 2018 |
emelda86:IKPU 2inch 1 Like |
Re: dele by cooooooks(m): 9:02pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
If you want to learn how to sex, seek an older woman that you can be free with. 1 Like |
Re: dele by mikejj(m): 9:07pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
so we should do what... 1 Like
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Re: dele by Craziestgirl(f): 9:14pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
How do you know you didn't reach orgasm if you don't know what orgasm is? Stand in the front of a mirror and slap yourself, then say 'Mumu' 3 Likes |
Re: dele by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
See what xvideos is doing to ur sexlife,well as for ur 3inch preeq I suggest u dig a hole of ur size in ur mattress and pick a IndecentStar,that way you will derive the pleasure u seek 3 Likes |
Re: dele by mimimile93: 9:36pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
anungangampu: Borehole!!! |
Re: dele by Sigmabond(m): 11:38pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
emelda86: You called him 'amu 1 inch', what if the otu is an expressway? Check zianu! |
Re: dele by Sigmabond(m): 11:41pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Craziestgirl: He needs a teacher like you. Odi egwu! |
Re: dele by emelda86(f): 11:44pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Sigmabond: Odikwa behuge... |
Re: dele by Sigmabond(m): 11:52pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
Re: dele by anungangampu: 12:57am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Craziestgirl:never sad I didn't know what orgsm is |
Re: dele by Pearlyakin(m): 1:59am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Kingsley1000:We still dey oooo. 1 Like |
Re: dele by Amebo9jablog(m): 4:23am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Na 2day? What will us king of sex now say! You had sex and u dey shout! Had straight 2rounds last night and 3round this morning |
Re: dele by Jakumo(m): 5:54am On Jun 16, 2018 |
cooooooks: I cannot think of a more disgusting activity, than to engage in the foul abomination of copulating with a shriveled old hag, as you recommend here so confidently. I pity you sir. I would sooner have my nuts pulled off with pliers, than even consider the revolting scenario you advocate with such confidence. |
Re: dele by lenghtinny(m): 7:40am On Jun 16, 2018 |
Take a deep breathe and let it go |
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