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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Your own google stopped working? You told us those are not the only parameters to measure an attacker then tell us what is missing

I can't be doing your work for you all the time. I have given you a clue, go and research.

raumdeuter:


You know how to post gifs, Show us the gifs of chances created, goals scored, assist created or saves of Hazard that the keeper made

Hazard na the type of player you want to hail from a distance but you dont want in your team, when Mourinho had him in his team he complained, Zidane hailed him for several years but couldnt bring a bid even with Hazard begging day and night

So Mou was complaining, when he likened his influence in his team to Messi's and Ronaldo's? You are a dolt.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 2:11pm On Jul 11, 2018
I no know why spambot ban me just for typing the word kòdi. Abeg who fit tell me why Chadli was taking corners yesterday?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by madrid5: 2:21pm On Jul 11, 2018
Ibime:
I no know why spambot ban me just for typing the word kòdi. Abeg who fit tell me why Chadli was taking corners yesterday?
that was the most amusing thing in last night match
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilstjnr: 2:25pm On Jul 11, 2018
seems like Jorginho is a done deal

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 2:39pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Na then you go dey hear shameful things like he completed the most dribbles in world cup history. Without shots on target, what kind of unproductive player is that. With hazard you don't even need a keeper. Cos shooting or scoring isn't in his agenda

This man detests Hazard with every cell in his body.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 2:52pm On Jul 11, 2018
Vanquay:


This man detests Hazard with every cell in his body.

Laumdeuter is a shameless man cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by EvilMetahuman: 3:00pm On Jul 11, 2018
Vanquay:


This man detests Hazard with every cell in his body.
that's why it is irrational to continue to argue hazard with him. It won't change his opinion.


This is like taking your time to preach gospel of Jesus to shekau grin
Very irrational.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:02pm On Jul 11, 2018
EvilMetahuman:
that's why it is irrational to continue to argue hazard with him. It won't change his opinion.


This is like taking your time to preach gospel of Jesus to shekau grin
Very irrational.

Are you indirectly saying shekaus blood run in Laumdeuter?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:03pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Na then you go dey hear shameful things like he completed the most dribbles in world cup history. Without shots on target, what kind of unproductive player is that. With hazard you don't even need a keeper. Cos shooting or scoring isn't in his agenda

What should we call Neuer?

[img]http:///media/3-07-2016/asWcKJ.gif[/img]

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:06pm On Jul 11, 2018
airmark:


What should we call Neuer?
[img]http:///media/3-07-2016/asWcKJ.gif[/img]



Laumdeuter

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 3:29pm On Jul 11, 2018
digz:



Laumdeuter

His nephew, hazardfan1 stated that old age was affecting his uncle, we should bear with him.


Meanwhile, if Jorginho joins, definitely one or more of our midfielders will be shipped out.

Nainggolan: "My toughest opponent? I'd say Jorginho. He always plays in small spaces, with one-metre passes. It's difficult to keep up with him or to try to cut out his passes. You get very tired because he distributes the ball very quickly yet he remains practically still".

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:36pm On Jul 11, 2018
airmark:


His nephew, hazardfan1 stated that old age was affecting his uncle, we should bear with him.


Meanwhile, if Jorginho joins, definitely one or more of our midfielders will be shipped out.

Nainggolan: "My toughest opponent? I'd say Jorginho. He always plays in small spaces, with one-metre passes. It's difficult to keep up with him or to try to cut out his passes. You get very tired because he distributes the ball very quickly yet he remains pracwtically still".



That looks like yoko n fab for me...

Whatever happens, I hope RLC gets a spot in the team.... even if it means drinkwater will join yoko n fab on the list of midfielders to go.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 3:40pm On Jul 11, 2018
airmark:


What should we call Neuer?

[img]http:///media/3-07-2016/asWcKJ.gif[/img]


You had to go back 5 years to get a shot on target. Show us vs. Brazil and France less than a week ago

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:41pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


You had to go back 5 years to get a shot on target. Show us vs. Brazil and France less than a week ago

Show us anyone from your attackers?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:44pm On Jul 11, 2018
Hazard led is team to world cup semis....while Laumdeuters German attackers led their team home from group stage tongue

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:52pm On Jul 11, 2018
Raumdeuter you dey follow ur uncle for ekiti news?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 3:56pm On Jul 11, 2018
digz:
Raumdeuter you dey follow ur uncle for ekiti news?
Hahhahah

You eeh grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 3:58pm On Jul 11, 2018
Skimpledawg:

Hahhahah

You eeh grin


Laumdeuter must don get person training from that him uncle aswear....

See drama fayose dey act since morning... cheesy cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sinizia: 4:01pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Thats just official time, not considering the extra time added for each half o, if you add those extra minutes , At least 6 vs Brazil and another 6 vs France, thats 192mins

192mins > 3 hours of football and 1 chance created, without traffic in 3hours you can travel by car from Lagos to Ife.

That means hazardfan1 can leave Ife drive enter Lagos, enter olosho joint finish 2 rounds and Hazard still wont have more than 1 chance created.

This is the zenith of trolling.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 4:02pm On Jul 11, 2018
digz:



Laumdeuter must don get person training from that him uncle aswear....

See drama fayose dey act since morning... cheesy cheesy
Hhhahaha... I saw that news and I've been laughing since.

Fayose thinks everyone is gullible.
Niqqa deserves an Oscar award for his skills

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jul 11, 2018
Hazard is not good, Hazard is not good, but some people here would fast and pray steadfastly for him to lose a match so they can call him names. I don't understand, if he's not that good, why do you guys worry so much?
He doesn't even know people circle their lives around how bad he is on Nairaland. What a pity!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by AmoryBlacq: 4:25pm On Jul 11, 2018
I can only hope Belgium picks up the bronze medal against England!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 4:26pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


You had to go back 5 years to get a shot on target. Show us vs. Brazil and France less than a week ago

So Hazard of 5 years ago, knew about scoring but that of a week ago is different and can't score. Keep disgracing yourself.

digz:
Hazard led is team to world cup semis....while Laumdeuters German attackers led their team home from group stage tongue

German attackers that couldn't score up to Musa's goals? cheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by ManBeast: 4:35pm On Jul 11, 2018
The same type of teargas that was fired at fayose , should be fired at raudemeter too.

It should be fired at his head, so that his brain would be reset to factory settings, just as Satan created him..... because am not sure God created such person.

Which kind rubbish be dis. angry angry

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Elnino4ladies: 4:44pm On Jul 11, 2018
LMAO
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:45pm On Jul 11, 2018
digz:


Show us anyone from your attackers?

I will show you Germanys world cup, will you show me Hazards?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:45pm On Jul 11, 2018
digz:
Rumdeuter you dey follow ur uncle for ekiti news?

Na airmark family member o. You know me I am from Delta Ugheilli
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:47pm On Jul 11, 2018
airmark:
So Hazard of 5 years ago, knew about scoring but that of a week ago is different and can't score. Keep disgracing yourself.
German attackers that couldn't score up to Musa's goals? cheesy


5 yrs ago, Marko Marin was seen as a top talent, today where is he

Germany attackers have a world cup trophy, can you show us the trophy for Hidden Hazard?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by raumdeuter: 4:49pm On Jul 11, 2018
ManBeast:
The same type of teargas that was fired at fayose , should be fired at raudemeter too.

It should be fired at his head, so that his brain would be reset to factory settings, just as Satan created him..... because am not sure God created such person.

Which kind rubbish be dis. angry angry

If you have seen the teargas coming from the lips of your new coach Sarri, That is what he will blow to you and Hazards eyes

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 5:15pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Thats just official time, not considering the extra time added for each half o, if you add those extra minutes , At least 6 vs Brazil and another 6 vs France, thats 192mins

192mins > 3 hours of football and 1 chance created, without traffic in 3hours you can travel by car from Lagos to Ife.

That means hazardfan1 can leave Ife drive enter Lagos, enter olosho joint finish 2 rounds and Hazard still wont have more than 1 chance created.
Sincerely, egbon Raumdeuter, Thunder will fire you grin grin grin grin

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emaprince: 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2018
Ibime:
I no know why spambot ban me just for typing the word kòdi. Abeg who fit tell me why Chadli was taking corners yesterday?
lmao. I was shocked too. Debruyne should have been taking those corners because he is very good at whipping in crosses...but chadli in several attempts, couldn't give a good cross to save his life.

Also Chadli has the height..he should be in there with company and co..but no, the mumu Martinez had a different plan.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by digz: 5:54pm On Jul 11, 2018
raumdeuter:


Thats just official time, not considering the extra time added for each half o, if you add those extra minutes , At least 6 vs Brazil and another 6 vs France, thats 192mins

192mins > 3 hours of football and 1 chance created, without traffic in 3hours you can travel by car from Lagos to Ife.

That means hazardfan1 can leave Ife drive enter Lagos, enter olosho joint finish 2 rounds and Hazard still wont have more than 1 chance created
.

Shameless man cheesy

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