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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 3:12am On Aug 24, 2018
I like the part of man in red with two gold pistols, omo that guy na bean the killer o (badoo). Someone said some parts are impossible in your story, if is possible for Jet li to fight with 6666 soldiers with fist and still conquered without staining his white clothe, it is also possible for Youngzubi because all na fictions o,.

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Tessymil(f): 3:14am On Aug 24, 2018
Wow... I am speechless. Just started reading and it's captivating. It's just as if I should get into ya mind and get the next scenes... Good work Op. More ink to ya pen cool
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Phenotech(m): 7:00am On Aug 24, 2018
Lovely write up Bro! Keep up the good work
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 8:08am On Aug 24, 2018
Tessymil:
Wow... I am speechless. Just started reading and it's captivating. It's just as if I should get into ya mind and get the next scenes... Good work Op. More ink to ya pen cool


lol,thanks man
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 9:34am On Aug 24, 2018
My man youngzubi, na u de rain u just 4gt abt me base on say i no de constant... Abeg mk u find somewhere chuk ni
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by fessy0001(m): 9:34am On Aug 24, 2018
Well done bro
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Tessymil(f): 9:45am On Aug 24, 2018
Youngzubi:



lol,thanks man


I am a woman o kiss. But don't Com for my sobinto tongue
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by badoxil(m): 10:20am On Aug 24, 2018
sobinto noted and spoted incoming a guest await you
Tessymil:



I am a woman o kiss. But don't Com for my sobinto tongue

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:40am On Aug 24, 2018
Tessymil:



I am a woman o kiss. But don't Com for my sobinto tongue

grin like seriously?....ok magrin
laff nor gree me type sef,kinda crasssyy!!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 10:42am On Aug 24, 2018
Asemark:
My man youngzubi, na u de rain u just 4gt abt me base on say i no de constant... Abeg mk u find somewhere chuk ni


4get ke!,bro nobi so,as u don surface i go see Wat i can do
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 24, 2018
Youngzubi:


4get ke!,bro nobi so,as u don surface i go see Wat i can do
Oya na we de together
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 24, 2018
Mk u alert me if next episode dn show
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by orasamy: 2:32pm On Aug 24, 2018
Waiting for next episode ...
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Phenotech(m): 2:59pm On Aug 24, 2018
YoungZubi my guy.... I've been Log In to Nairaland frequently since morning... Update please
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 3:07pm On Aug 24, 2018
Done!, i have edit those episodes in page 6 to 8, you can kindly go back there to check it out,abeg since e be sey nah those part dey cause commotion

Asemark (smiley guy i don pay my dew o!) Warrifirstborn youngimporter johnswon1 ( bro longest time)

i nor dey too mention becos nairaland sabi ban me anytime i mention plenty people,one love fam!


Episode.......43




Man to man
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live to cross line!
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with accuracy international As50 sniper rifle well positioned few metres away,he shuk eye look inside the camera"correct" he yan,im carry face towel wipe the heat wey dey gather for im face like
sey nah marathon race im bin dey do,boss everi tin don set,he yan

"good,i yan then face my opponent


************



"challenge?,red shadow yan


" challenge,i yan as i send signal to my guy sey make dem show face onto sey the matter nobi one man army at all

within few seconds spata and erotic dem surface sharpaly as dem spread stand for my back,red shadow begin laff,i just bon face dey observe tins,no neckles hang for dia neck,so i begin look wia dia weak point fit be,i still dey reason tins wen sharp sword shuk head enter my belle

i carry head up look red shadow and smile,i get my own for body too,i yan with heavy punch wey send red shadow go land wia im boys stand,i drag the long sword comot for my belle then trowey am as i begin match forward nahim he send one of im men sey make im attack


they guy tear race with im head position to give me spare but i quickly dodge it as the guy fail brake go land wia my guys stand,spata nor waste time as im grab the guy head turn am 360 degree e' make sound kwa!, then he carry knife cut off im head pkata-pkata


noo!!!!,dem shout and charge towards us,like sey i bin dey sleep for wia i stand red shadow swung im sef up and land one kick wey bend my mouth go oneside,i recover sharpaly stand up and look my guys,everybody don ready for fight as red shadows face spider gang,one tin be say red shadows too get skills,dem just dey beat my guys up and down

i touch my mouth look my hand omo blood just dey drop,reason be sey metal nor fit harm us but any other tin like punch dey enter wella,red shadow begin prepare for attack,im spread two legs carry one hand go back and the other hand for front like sey im be jet li,omo i begin fin kpako sharp sharp becos if i face am with all this im moves nah hell fire straight,as i nor see any pkako around,nahim i gather moral fold my hand wella like say nah hammer

iyaaaa!!!!! i rush am with better blow hand for air waiting to land ontop im face once i reach but some tin hit me towwaa!!!,i begin wonder watin hit me for wia i lay down for ground,abi i miss road go jam wall becos one teeth dey ground already, i manage stand up nahim i sight red shadow standing for my front with im one leg raised up as im stand with one

"only one kick,one teeth don comot,i give you one more chance before i go finish you,try ya luck again,red shadow yan


"i begin look ground,as a warri brought up,peson nor fit chop yam ontop my head like this,time don reach

i close my eye tight begin pray make e work but as devil take wicked reach,my liver fail me,why e be sey nah wen i need extra ordinary strength e dey fail me

"nah ya last chance be this,i nor get time for delay,red shadow yan nahim i open eye

i look red shadow but as im take move back suprise me,nahim i look around as i sight my guys fighting ruggedly with two by two plywood"confirm"

"i send Stevo signal sey make im get ready becos if im fail,e mean sey nah death be that,red shadows go use us do pepper soup if Stevo miss or mess up the plan


after sending the signal,with vex again i rush red shadow but with my sense functioning well this time,im do forward stunt fly pass me as i won grab am,sharpaly i turn with punch nahim my hand jam with im leg wey im don release for kick,he miss balance land for ground,no time to delay as i don get small opportunity so i rush am for ground but im slide comot sharpaly,thank gawd for spata wey trow long kpako give me,confirm i yan as i dive the plank,i begin hear bottle smashing sound,my guys don frustrate nahim dem come dey use both bottle and kpako dey tear dem apart

with the kpako well positioned for my hand,the idiot begin do stunt as im fly up go stand ontop the executive bus,naso spata release one kpako wey fly from back hit am kpo!! for head,im loose balance again fall comot,i rush am begin beat nonsense comot for im body immediately he land for ground,im try jab up but i send am back with heavy blow then continue my beating till i don belle full,sharpaly before he go regain im strength i drag am up but the kind kick wey im release for my chest push me go jam for the executive bus,i use back land for the bus door,i remain dia as nah Time to do the do,with speed red shadow fly up begin spine around as im position leg to kick me,i just rest my back for the bus pretend sey i don weak finish,as im won land kick for my head i slide the bus door open nahim red shadow land inside the bus containing the money,i close the door gawm!! and lock it wella,i tear race as all my guys shuk head enter different direction begin run,red shadows gather the bus as dem begin try to open the door so that dia oga go com out,then Stevo from wia im dey fire the sniper,i turn look as the bullet take dey com with speed like flash,nah that time red shadows realise watin won happen as dem scatter but e don too late,the bullet jam the bus for wia we don fix explosive boooomm!!! every wia shake as fire scatter i dive enter bus lay down flat, even for wia i hide some red shows carry fire for body dey scream as dem run dey fin water abi some tin wey go help dem off the fire,i jab up with my dagger as i begin cut dia throat comot,jazz nor fit work for this one again,even if bullet nor gree enter dia body,fire don weak dem finish,so with better stabbing,one by one we begin send dem go hell


5mins later every wia don calm but smoke full the whole place,nah the ones wey begin run on time only fire affect but the ones wey never run go far dem body scatter every wia

as the moto don turn scrab iron we force the door open,red shadow nor dey any wia,then i look well nahim i sight only im left hand for ground,fire nor gree burn am well but e show sey im body scatter,but how com e be only one hand i see,i suppose see other body parts


onto sey big mama go need prove before she go believe sey red shadow nor dey alive again i grab the hand rap am well then jump down as we begin match go meet Stevo for wia im dey,the guy nah king

but i never too sure whether red shadow die pkata-pkata
abi im never die?

e fit be?

i nor know?

yes nah im suppose die....

nah only time go tell but for now as i take see tins even if im survive am,him life go don bend,abi im go even return stronger?,i begin reason for mind as we match dey go


to be continued..........

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Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Nobody: 3:10pm On Aug 24, 2018
Na man u be make i gbedu d tory, thumbs up for u ojere
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by izaray(f): 3:20pm On Aug 24, 2018
Boss mi more grace to ur elbow
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by rukidanty: 3:43pm On Aug 24, 2018
good one and thanks for the updates
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Danchoco(m): 3:47pm On Aug 24, 2018
Boss action package don join d story.........

Make actor no die ooo....

Happy weekend..

More grace and ink for Ur pen.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by KpagoGIN(m): 3:55pm On Aug 24, 2018
That Ninja Baddo never die I can bet on that....... fit come back like one hand cyborg.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by pgodson7(m): 4:10pm On Aug 24, 2018
confirm matter
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Jalvin(m): 4:12pm On Aug 24, 2018
nice 1 bro..kip d updates flowin we dy ya back
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Deyoungne: 4:15pm On Aug 24, 2018
[size=8pt][/size] I know sure sey that red shadow guy don die ooo but make we dey see yet. next
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by uekejiuba(m): 4:18pm On Aug 24, 2018
Nice1 boss.....

Observation boss!!!..what happen to the money?? Definitely it got burnt..but that's not your agreement with big mama..
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Shollyjay90(m): 6:19pm On Aug 24, 2018
This is superb, Ghost reader but now a commentator.
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 6:21pm On Aug 24, 2018
Youngzubi nwa nnem,ndia enyegokwa gi ego gi, i just dey bro, silent mood
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Tobennz(m): 6:27pm On Aug 24, 2018
Gud one ooo...
Wen is d nxt update
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:28pm On Aug 24, 2018
Johnsown1:
Youngzubi nwa nnem,ndia enyegokwa gi ego gi, i just dey bro, silent mood


ok bro,owa aka gubero nu grin

nna silent mood nor just fit u o!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Johnsown1(m): 6:29pm On Aug 24, 2018
Youngzubi:



ok bro,owa aka gubero nu grin

nna silent mood nor just fit u o!

No lele, i go dey show face like james bond
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:30pm On Aug 24, 2018
Shollyjay90:
This is superb, Ghost reader but now a commentator.


wow,you'er welcomed bro, tear dat ghost level o!
Re: Sex Na Food (Pidgin Comedy Edition) Story Of A Rugged Guy By Youngzubi by Youngzubi(m): 6:34pm On Aug 24, 2018
Tobennz:
Gud one ooo... Wen is d nxt update

tanx man,nah tomorrow tinz

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