I felt like slapping myself when i eventually found out I've been desperately looking for my phone in my room one particular night for about 30 minutes while it's in my pocket

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Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.

donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.

Ahhh..... what a LIFELESS pain!!!

DEM PLENTY


like...THINKIN DAT AWOLOWO WAS A SAINT.

was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems

...was the day i got home high at night, went to my Cigar vendor to buy cigarette...

Behold when I opened my eyes, I realize i have being sleeping Standing for 4 n half hours without anyone noticing, i checked my watch it was after 5am

Dip my hand inside my shorts while wacthing t.V with siblings while my hand is massaging my balls....

very bad habit...

looking for my spectacles, checked everywhere even called my friend to know if i left it in his office.. wasnt untill i wanted to take a selfie with a colleague that i found dem spectacles hanging on my neck smiling at me

Telling a girl "I love you" even after finding out she has same Genotype as I had.



When she replied that she did too, I knew I had entered one chance.

I remember vividly when i missed my flight, the plane was supposed to take off by 10am, I woke up around 12:07.
No thanks to the alcohol though, it was my first time taking alcohol and I was so mad at myself.

Too many i cant even remember.

Spending my last 1k to subscribe just to wish my crush a happy birthday.... Meanwhile, hunger nearly kee me that night.

Searching for my phone while am holding the phone

Gboy98:
Too many i cant even remember.

Check my signature

it's reading this crazy dumb piss of shit question u just asked.

I tore my money and thought it was paper.

Lol they're many, i once pour salt in tea thinking its sugar and the sugar is right ontop the kitchen counter.

I once looked everywhere for my 1k and i was holding it in my hand.

I once kept my nokia on the inside cover of the fridge and closed it, i looked for it till the next day, it got switched off and i just concluded I'll get a new one, i opened the fridge in the afternoon only to find my freezing phone

One weekend I was high on some pure grade weed when I jam my boss for mall...

prince049:

Sh.it...now that's serious fk

long story short - I displayed my 'highness' extremely well in front of her. Sack letter was waiting for me on Monday pronto.

Shortyy:

I tore my money and thought it was paper.

lol na dat wan dey pain pass.

GOING TO SCHOOL WITH MY CHARGER AND EXTENSION ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT I FORGOT MY PHONE AT HOME. I WAN CRY DAT DAY.

Dreyl:
Ss

"SS" as in ur blood genotype?

Loading my phone for #100 data for urgent need only to discover it was #1000 data. Thank God say e no pass that

That was in 2012, I was in Agbani (Enugu state) for my project defense. I needed to check the cyber cafe to know the progress of the project typing so I pleaded with my landlord's son to allow me use his motorcycle.

The guy be my friend so it wasn't difficult to get his consent. I carry bike enter road. I don finish checking on the project but one spirit suggest make I go show off the bike for one of my guys place 500 meters down the road.

I move sharpally. I was cruising on the tarred road when all of a sudden I blanked out. I mean I had NO CONSCIOUSNESS of what was going on. It lasted for like 3 seconds. It was the crash sound "gboaaaa!!!" that jolted me back to reality.

I got down from the bike, looked back and saw a woman (early 50s) lying lifeless on the road with blood gushing out from her skull.

Anyway, she was revived by concerned people who ran to the scene. They helped carry her to a nearby pharmacy where her head was stitched up not after the pharmacist shaved her hair mallam style.

I continued visiting her until I left Agbani.

lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems

Which atm will pour 300k at once lie lie.

I was eating Eba that faithful day. I had the water I used to wash my hand in my with the plate of soup. Subconsciously I took Eba and kept it inside the bowl of water and washed my handed inside soup

donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.

Hahaha
Craziest and most embarrassing moment