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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by TheAngry1: 1:34pm On Sep 10, 2018
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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Dreyl(m): 1:35pm On Sep 10, 2018
MichaelBukamzy:


"SS" as in ur blood genotype?
No cheesy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by FTjnr(m): 1:35pm On Sep 10, 2018
got home half-drunk and turned petrol inside stove thinking it was kerosene. i was looking for a match to light it up when suddenly, somehow, i perceived the smell. and it struck me immediately that i was going suicidal.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:36pm On Sep 10, 2018
Got High On Weed,syrup & Pills And Totally Forgot The Shop I Gave My New Nokia C5 For Charge,thats Like 4 Yrs Ago,d Whole Sh|t Was Crazy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by elanoelnino(m): 1:36pm On Sep 10, 2018
Voting Rochas as President

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by devilsgrave: 1:37pm On Sep 10, 2018
zinnyzee:
Spending my last 1k to subscribe just to wish my crush a happy birthday.... Meanwhile, hunger nearly kee me that night.
thats sweet at least you did it for love
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by badmrkt(m): 1:38pm On Sep 10, 2018
thinking myself a Nigerian for more than 20years...
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:39pm On Sep 10, 2018
devilsgrave:
thats sweet at least you did it for love
It was not sweet when i started counting the ceiling fa.


Thank God for garri.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by fk002: 1:39pm On Sep 10, 2018
Sleeping while i was driving, i don't know how it happened, i just found myself sleeping.



Thank God

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by olujastro: 1:40pm On Sep 10, 2018
I was enjoying myself watching a very interesting movie during my teenage years and my eldest sister sent me to boil water for her.
I grudgingly answered and mistakenly plugged a boiling ring in an empty kettle (no water) to electricity. The kettle and the boiler got very red hot but luckily, my other sister discovered it before it resulted into a fire. cheesy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by devilsgrave: 1:40pm On Sep 10, 2018
I was high at a party that I didn't know how I lost the iPhone 6 I bought some month ago.... that sh.it was crazy

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by devilsgrave: 1:43pm On Sep 10, 2018
zinnyzee:
It was not sweet when i started counting the ceiling fa.


Thank God for garri.
atleast you later got him right

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Asito(m): 1:44pm On Sep 10, 2018
Fam, back in secondary school,
I legit forgot to take my bag back home after school. Didn't go to school the following day, but everyone thought I was in school because they all saw my bag.
My friends had to bring it home to me.
Man I'm embarrassed sad

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by gcof(m): 1:44pm On Sep 10, 2018
zinnyzee:
Spending my last 1k to subscribe just to wish my crush a happy birthday.... Meanwhile, hunger nearly kee me that night.
that time you dey rush him

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Hoodbilonia: 1:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
for believing in apc
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:46pm On Sep 10, 2018
lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k grin

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete grin

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems cool

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:47pm On Sep 10, 2018
devilsgrave:
atleast you later got him right
Got gini

He's way outta my league,bruh. It was just some silly fantasies.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by stewatt(m): 1:47pm On Sep 10, 2018
Farting loud in an exam

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by PrincessB1(f): 1:48pm On Sep 10, 2018
calddon:
looking for my spectacles, checked everywhere even called my friend to know if i left it in his office.. wasnt untill i wanted to take a selfie with a colleague that i found dem spectacles hanging on my neck smiling at me grin grin grin grin
Kikiki grin grin so funny
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by ugybabe2020(f): 1:48pm On Sep 10, 2018
Went to Atm,waited for 2hours only to discover it was my schl ID i came with.I nearly cried that day.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:48pm On Sep 10, 2018
Let me sharply drop mine too.

I left home in the morning like 9:00AM, and was so hungry that I couldn’t concentrate in school. I left school like 4:00pm and was rushing home to cook rice. Eventually, when I got home, I put the rice on the hot plate and retreated back into my room to start singing thinking my food will be done soon.

To my amazement, I went back like after 15 or 20minutes to check my sweet food but to my suprise, I didn’t even turn on the hot plate. I cried not because of the mistake but because I had been hungry for too long.

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Glorylynn: 1:49pm On Sep 10, 2018
donbachi:
Spending my last 3k home and abroad buying soup things.to meet empty gas cylinder.


Na only God fit reward you my brother,sorry o

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by stewatt(m): 1:49pm On Sep 10, 2018
Farting really loud in an exam hall
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Nobody: 1:49pm On Sep 10, 2018
fk002:
Sleeping while i was driving, i don't know how it happened, i just found myself sleeping.



Thank God
You meant you were driving in your dream?

That's a good dream...

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Rasbel(m): 1:50pm On Sep 10, 2018
lilmax:
was at the atm when I was supposed to withdraw 100k, but I pressed 300k...lol, anyways I took the 100k and left, so others picked the 200k grin

wanted to buy iPhone X with the money but later found out the money isn't complete grin

well, went to another atm and withdrew 450k, so no problems cool



what exactly is your point sir?

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by BruncleZuma: 1:51pm On Sep 10, 2018
Walked into a white woman's apartment and shot her...
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by anochuko01(m): 1:52pm On Sep 10, 2018
kicking open the bathroom door forgetting that my roomie was in there. twas realy awkward!
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by devilsgrave: 1:53pm On Sep 10, 2018
zinnyzee:
Got gini

He's way outta my league,bruh. It was just some silly fantasies.
lol how is he outer ur league
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by Divay22(f): 1:53pm On Sep 10, 2018
Later
Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by 360great(m): 1:54pm On Sep 10, 2018
I don't know what came over me, was trying to send 20k to my ex gf with ussd on gtb, and all I could see on my phone was airtime recharge of 20k was successful........ Made effort to refund, but to no avail. All thanks to mtn. cool
at that point I knew my village ppl were at work

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by talk2rotman(m): 1:54pm On Sep 10, 2018
many.
I once stayed on a queue to withdraw money for almost 2 hrs... and when it was my turn I searched for the ATM card only to discover I left it at home.

one day... I loaded mtn card.. 1000 naira to sub for a month... and I saw a code that says I will be given 4gig thinking it was gonna be for a month... I dialed d code only to find out it's validity period was just 7days. I was angry with everyone and everything around me throughout that day.

one day I was so excited I wanna make moimoi... after grinding d beans and putting Magi and d likes and den tie it inside nylon... five minutes later I realise I didn't put with groundnut oil or red oil.

one day I was going to work... I made eba to take along only to get to school and realise I didn't come with soup.... only eba. and I got to know when I wanted to eat around 1pm.....

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Re: What Is The Dumbest/craziest Thing You've Done Absent Minded? by YoungDaNaval(m): 1:55pm On Sep 10, 2018
Mizk:
grin Lol they're many, i once pour salt in tea thinking its sugar and the sugar is right ontop the kitchen counter.

I once looked everywhere for my 1k and i was holding it in my hand.

I once kept my nokia on the inside cover of the fridge and closed it, i looked for it till the next day, it got switched off and i just concluded I'll get a new one, i opened the fridge in the afternoon only to find my freezing phone cheesy
Mine was pouring detergent in tea thinking it was milk

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