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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 5:41pm On Oct 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


The vagina does not expand as a result of multiple sexual intercourse.

@Topic: Data and nutritious food.

How come girls who have never given birth have wide and smelly vagina

Please educate us Sir

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by 9japarrot: 5:41pm On Oct 05, 2018
The parrot has landed....





Where is the useless saff and Luke that's derailing this thread.... grin

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Kendrick80(m): 5:41pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abaski9: 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
if one become frustrated ehn... One becomes delusional.

What can I say? All humans are sexual beings.

You call me a sex addict. Its like a pot calling a kettle black.

You that you're the street hoe.

You ask me to read my books.

Please show us your GP if we can learn it

Open your eyes to see. You won't.

Open your ears to hear, you won't.

Open your thick skull to learn, you won't.

All you know how to open is legs.

Smh
but brother, God will judge you.. I've been reading your clapbacks and they're just epic!! Brother you are a savage.. Please have mercy!!



As for you Saff, I don't know you from anywhere but you bringing people's mother in personal beefs just to make a point is not it at all.. It only shows us the type of upbringing you have. You're bragging about being a graduate and earning more checks than his family? I hope you know that empty vessels makes the loudest now?

Going by all what you've been posting, I find it very hard to pick out a reasonable one but I can't.. You only end up spitting bullcrap in the name of trying to sound harsh.


THE truth is you're PAINED and you're a Lowlife.. Deal with it.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by pressplay411(m): 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


how would "he" (a man) be a prey?

What will "he" the prey lose?


I dont understand
His essence, his soul.
Proverbs 6:26
For by means of a harlot
A man is reduced to a crust of bread;
And an adulteress will prey upon his precious life.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Mcy56(f): 5:45pm On Oct 05, 2018
Vizzy4u:
yeah i'm gud just missing some people(u included) but getting entertained by peeps in this thread. Lol
Real entertainment. grin
They've all got savage responses/comments and succeeded in derailing the thread. grin
Thanks.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 5:46pm On Oct 05, 2018
IamPlato:
...

That Is What Your Father Should Have Used To Avoid something Like You

Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 5:46pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Because that is the natural size of their vagina. Also they may not naturally have toned vagina muscles like some other ladies. The difference between a tight and looser vagina is the strength of the muscles. A dick can not weaken the muscles only multiple childbirth and aging can. They’re natural remedies to fix it. Dick size has nothing to do with this. Naija men know nothing about the female anatomy, yet they will splatter their foolishness all over the internet believing they’re wise. Cows!


Big fat lie here.

It is only multiple sex and different dick size that can widen the vagina of a lady or girl who have never given birth atall.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 5:47pm On Oct 05, 2018
Nice one girl smiley
Saff:
An 18 year old student with a sex addiction problem tells a 23 year old graduate who probably has more earnings than your entire family, to fix their life. The ironyyy

Kindly fucck off you nuisance. Go and read your books small boy.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Ashley86400: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2018
Data/Subscription.


When my subscription runs out I feel like I'm in 1000BC. . .makes me wonder how I survived before the arrival of cellphones. No matter how broke I am, I can manage. .but without subscription, I get paranoid. My phone's battery lasts longer though. .
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2018
Fierce11:

You are not my mate because i'm 9years old right? If you are as old as you claim to be, then stop dragging foolishness with my 2months old puppy.. Oldman wey still dey lick 'unseen and unconfirmed' females mutilated genitals on social platforms.. Shame on you 'SIR'
well said bro.. Some idiots are just too idiotic to be asslicking anything "F". It just baffles that people will come to a faceless forum and start claiming levels like we've met before.. Fierce11 how do you know you're not his mate?? Have you seen him before?? Man, how?? Just go to hell.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
What worse is that the fool created a whatsapp sex-chat group but is now preaching decency...hypocrites.

Can you imagine that!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 5:48pm On Oct 05, 2018
PweryCha:
as small as you are.. spoilt child tongue
i have one on right now.......................tongue
you wanna guess what ama 'bout to do with it?

Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Nice one girl smiley
what's nice about it?? Pussssy assss modafucka

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2018
Does he know if the person he is insulting is a mother too? So it's okay for him to insult a mother but not okay to have his own mother insulted.
songzDaniel01:
him no involve ur mama , so insult him only nd not his mum , don't u have a mom

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 5:49pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:

Your brain is suffering from a fault.

Beer has destroyed your brain.


Bro please stop replying the old fool. Him dey find free pussy for nairaland

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
ngwababe:

Go Girl!!
Another hoe spotted

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by xpool(m): 5:52pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


preys that'll still end up devouring you and ravaging your vagina........................


You lose your money, time and energy.
She takes your money and makes profit from your loss.
You get orgasm per round.
She gets copious orgasms per round; depending on how you kill your self per round.
You pump up and down to satisfy her on top your money.
She does not work to satisfy you, even when she moans in pleasure, you foolishly think you have killed.
You even lick and suck her vvagina even when most of them are smelling like pre-independence latrine, yet you paid and willing to pay more.

My guy nothing wey we dey ravage,
Na Dem Dey Ravage Us

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:53pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Does he know if the person he is insulting is a mother too? So it's okay for him to insult a mother but not okay to have his own mother insulted.
as long as it's not your mother then you're just a person looking for free pussy on Nairaland.. Pussy hungry mofo

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Gerrard59(m): 5:54pm On Oct 05, 2018
OmoDavido:


How come girls who have never given birth have wide and smelly vagina

Please educate us Sir

First bold: The penis size is at fault not the vagina.

Second bold: There are different causes. Virgins do get smelly vaginas; sexual intercourse with multiple partners (especially skin-skin), diet (spicy meals ooze out fishy odour), unhygienic nature, bacterial infection, douching, IUD etc. However, do note that the vagina has its natural smell; smell not odour. Additionally, a mother can experience the same phenomenon. Flagyl amongst others can treat the odour.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 5:56pm On Oct 05, 2018
Newboss:

But she said the truth na angry

Go and check the hole between your mother's legs, whether dead or alive angry

Then you WILL know the meaning of HOLE! angry

yeah.. But it's not as deep as the oil well in between your mother's legs.. Pussy nigga.. Son of a cheap LovePeddler.. OmO Ashawao 100naira

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Onyenna(m): 5:58pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.

Extremely smart investment

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 5:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


First bold: The penis size is at fault not the vagina.

Second bold: There are different causes. Virgins do get smelly vaginas; sexual intercourse with multiple partners (especially skin-skin), diet (spicy meals ooze out fishy odour), unhygienic nature, bacterial infection, douching, IUD etc. However, do note that the vagina has its natural smell; smell not odour. Additionally, a mother can experience the same phenomenon. Flagyl amongst others can treat the odour.


That is exactly what the other is saying.

Too much in take of different dick size causes the vagina to widen. I.e too much sex

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OldBeer: 6:00pm On Oct 05, 2018
OmoDavido:



Bro please stop replying the old fool. Him dey find free pussy for nairaland
See your life here:

I am an undergraduate in a federal university in Lagos, and I am the one sponsoring myself.
Please help me with any job be it labouring, Office Assistant or any one no matter the pay, I will do it.
My number is 08179439882
Lagos.

Me exchange word with a jobless mofo, god forbid.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 6:00pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Okay.

Before the hymen in broken the vagina is extremely tight. Once a woman loses her virginity, the vagina permanently expands to its normal size. Some ladies naturally have weaker vagina muscles than others, that’s why they’re exercises like kegels to strengthen it. You thinkkk properly, if a woman can give birth to a child and her vagina can snap back to its original size that shows you that it’s all in the strength of the woman’s muscles, and it varies. I don’t expect you to understand anyways , you are the same guys that say sagging breasts are caused by “pressing”. Most of you guys can not locate the clitoris nor the gspot. So I have no business arguing with men who know nothing about the female body. Goodbye.
First off, I am a lady. This is Kimbra... Holding a contrary view to yours shouldn't make me a guy.

From what you've written, you don't have facts yourself other than what you read on google. I know body types are different and that some vagina muscles are weaker than the others, on the contrary, you've not been able to prove that a dick can't widen a vagina.

See...a lady that has given birth can't have her vagina go back to its original size but could achieve something close to that with kegel and some foods.

Let me even ask you another practical question, not scientific. If after the hymen have been broken, a lady gets her normal vagina size; would you tell me that that size would remain intact no matter the number of dicks she gets per day or months? If yes, why is it that some guys suddenly start complaining of noticing their gf's pussy is wider when it's meant to contract and contrast after sexual intercourse? Don't give me the age factor; let's assume she's 20. Again, why is it that the first time you have sex with a guy with a bigger dick, you're almost like a virgin but on the long run, you get comfortable with the dick size and if a man with a smaller dick sleeps with you, he goes in freely? Whereas if that guy with a small dick were to meet a virgin, they become very compatible? Shouldn't that tell you there's something wrong?

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Abcruz(m): 6:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


how would "he" (a man) be a prey?

What will "he" the prey lose?


I dont understand

Death has come up through our windows to claim the lives of the children in the street and the young men in the public square.

They are held captive although they walk freely.
They are sacrificed although they breathe.
This is because of the many act of prostitution of the prostitute.
She who is attractively charming.(Nahum 3:1)

Look! There're so many spiritual activities that men are not aware of because they choose to forsake the judicial decisions of their God.

Accept Jesus today. And free yourself from the hand
of the bird catchers and from the spell of the mistress of sorceries.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Glink2018(m): 6:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.

And your prey will one day become your predator one day if one what you look out for in man is for him to be your prey.


Sowing and reaping...

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Glink2018(m): 6:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.

And your prey will one day become your predator one day if what you look out for in man is for him to be your prey.


Sowing and reaping...
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2018
pressplay411:
His essence, his soul. Proverbs 6:26 For by means of a harlot A man is reduced to a crust of bread; And an adulteress will prey upon his precious life.

udonminit!!!
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Gerrard59(m): 6:03pm On Oct 05, 2018
OmoDavido:


That is exactly what the other is saying.

Too much in take of different dick size causes the vagina to widen. I.e too much sex

Point out where I stated that too much sex causes the vagina to widen? Or post a scientific article where it is stated that excessive sexual intercourse makes the vagina to expand permanently?

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 6:04pm On Oct 05, 2018
OldBeer:
See your life here:

I am an undergraduate in a federal university in Lagos, and I am the one sponsoring myself.
Please help me with any job be it labouring, Office Assistant or any one no matter the pay, I will do it.
My number is 08179439882
Lagos.

Me exchange word with a jobless mofo, god forbid.

Lol. That was then na

And you need to stop asslicking nairaland girls sir.

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