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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by mosegifted: 6:05pm On Oct 05, 2018
LukeSkywalker78:
seems your moniker is the same as how your brain works

Hahahahahahahahaha laugh wan tear my belle grin
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 6:08pm On Oct 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


Point out where I stated that too much sex causes the vagina to widen? Or post a scientific article where it is stated that excessive sexual intercourse makes the vagina to expand permanently?

Your first point


You said, the wide vagina result from the dick size.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by ijbeauty(f): 6:09pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.

Hahahahahahaha.
Prey ke praying mantis ni

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Newboss(m): 6:09pm On Oct 05, 2018
yungchop:
yeah.. But it's not as deep as the oil well in between your mother's legs.. Pussy nigga.. Son of a cheap LovePeddler.. OmO Ashawao 100naira

And where did I say that I have a problem with the size of the hole between a full grown adult's legs? angry

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by 99foxxy(f): 6:11pm On Oct 05, 2018
Never been broke.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:11pm On Oct 05, 2018
For a medical student I must say you're indeed very daft. In medicine, you don't work with hypothesis or heresay, you work with medical fact (theory). In this case the medical fact remains that penile penetration does not cause a widened vagina. The vagina is composed of the connective tissue-collagen which makes it contract after sex. However as a woman ages the collagen fibres becomes fatigued and the vaginal contractile ability is reduced hence resulting in a loose vagina. So Saff was very right when she inferred that your mother's vagina may be the actual "borehole" because age must've told on her vagina by now.
LukeSkywalker78:
guy... Don't let them brain wash you. Check my profile. You'll see the story of a guy who believed that and see what he got at the end of the day

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Loonyy(m): 6:13pm On Oct 05, 2018
beer

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:14pm On Oct 05, 2018
Just another deluded dimwit...I'll just pretend you don't exist.
yungchop:
as long as it's not your mother then you're just a person looking for free pussy on Nairaland.. Pussy hungry mofo

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:14pm On Oct 05, 2018
Quote me when you can actually type coherently.
yungchop:
what's nice about it?? Pussssy assss modafucka

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by yungchop: 6:15pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Just another deluded dimwit...I'll just pretend you don't exist.

Go and die.. OmO Ashewo 500naira..

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:15pm On Oct 05, 2018
He is even addicted to masturbation and he's only 18...Lmao grin
Magnifik18:


Can you imagine that!



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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Gerrard59(m): 6:18pm On Oct 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


First bold: The penis size is at fault not the vagina.

Second bold: There are different causes. Virgins do get smelly vaginas; sexual intercourse with multiple partners (especially skin-skin), diet (spicy meals ooze out fishy odour), unhygienic nature, bacterial infection, douching, IUD etc. However, do note that the vagina has its natural smell; smell not odour. Additionally, a mother can experience the same phenomenon. Flagyl amongst others can treat the odour.


You asked a question on why females who have not procreated have wide vaginas and I said it is the bold. The bold here: The pen!s is small and sees the vagina as being too wide not the vagina being wide naturally. It is the man's pen!s that is small not the vagina being wide.

The summary of my stance: Excessive sexual intercourse does not make the vagina permanently, rather multiple births and age do.

CC: OmoDavido.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:20pm On Oct 05, 2018
xpool:

You lose your money, time and energy.
(1) She takes your money and makes profit from your loss.


(2)You get orgasm per round.
She gets copious orgasms per round; depending on how you kill your self per round.
You pump up and down to satisfy her on top your money.

She does not work to satisfy you, even when she moans in pleasure, you foolishly think you have killed.


(3) You even lick and suck her vvagina even when most of them are smelling like pre-independence latrine, yet you paid and willing to pay more.

My guy nothing wey we dey ravage,
(4)Na Dem Dey Ravage Us


(1) we broke guys no get money to lose....................which money dem wan collect?


(2) which orgasm?............oga we one-minute men no dey give any stupid hoe any yeye orgasm................we no dey give dem orgasm even by mistake becos before dem don pull pant, we don already cum.............


(3) lick wetin?................wetin lick?..................suck wetin?.................which vagina?,..........vagina which?............................ undecided


(4) Na dem dey ravage you and una!!!!........................dem no dey ravage me and us!!!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 6:20pm On Oct 05, 2018
songzDaniel01:
him no involve ur mama , so insult him only nd not his mum , don't u have a mom

That’s it! Nigerian men LOVE to bash Nigerian Women a lot! But they forget their MOTHER is a Nigerian woman, so any ugly stereotype, any slut shaming, any disrespect you are also insulting your mother. Your mother was also once young and you don’t know what she was up to.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by madjune(m): 6:23pm On Oct 05, 2018
I manage to buy laughter.

I laugh at the condition because it shows how empty life is after all.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by samysmoothfresh: 6:25pm On Oct 05, 2018
grayht:
hehehehehe.. the vagina go wide like tunnel just like the viral video of the Facebook girl who went to visit some guys

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by OmoDavido(m): 6:26pm On Oct 05, 2018
Gerrard59:


You asked a question on why females who have not procreated have wide vaginas and I said it is the bold. The bold here: The pen!s is small and sees the vagina as being too wide not the vagina being wide naturally. It is the man's pen!s that is small not the vagina being wide.

The summary of my stance: Excessive sexual intercourse does not make the vagina permanently, rather multiple births and age do.

CC: OmoDavido.

I beg to disagree with you sir.


If you say the penis is too small, will you also say the hand is too small.

Imagine a whole full hand being able to penetrate the vagina freely.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Saff(f): 6:27pm On Oct 05, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
First off, I am a lady. This is Kimbra... Holding a contrary view to yours shouldn't make me a guy.

From what you've written, you don't have facts yourself other than what you read on google. I know body types are different and that some vagina muscles are weaker than the others, on the contrary, you've not been able to prove that a dick can't widen a vagina.

See...a lady that has given birth can't have her vagina go back to its original size but could achieve something close to that with kegel and some foods.

Let me even ask you another practical question, not scientific. If after the hymen have been broken, a lady gets her normal vagina size; would you tell me that that size would remain intact no matter the number of dicks she gets per day or months? If yes, why is it that some guys suddenly start complaining of noticing their gf's pussy is wider when it's meant to contract and contrast after sexual intercourse? Don't give me the age factor; let's assume she's 20. Again, why is it that the first time you have sex with a guy with a bigger dick, you're almost like a virgin but on the long run, you get comfortable with the dick size and if a man with a smaller dick sleeps with you, he goes in freely? Whereas if that guy with a small dick were to meet a virgin, they become very compatible? Shouldn't that tell you there's something wrong?
Listen if your basing your facts on hearsay, what guys have said, that is complete bullocks. I base my opinions on scientific facts that have been proved right by the majority. Based off what you’re saying, I’ve heard guys complain about ladies who have slept with one guy.

Or using your logic, do we say the lady that has slept with one huge guy 500 times has a wider vagina than the lady who has slept with 10 guys, 10 times? But the more guys you sleep with the wider your vagina right? Or is it the amount of times you’ve had sex? So how do we measure a ladies level of ‘promiscuity’ and it’s relation to the size of her vagina? You people are not making sense and you’re confused. The vagina is a muscle and its strength varies in EVERY single woman. Being relaxed, aroused and wet can also help loosen tensed muscles.

What I’m trying to say is that they’re ladies who have slept with multiple men, multiple times and their vaginas are still very tight, vice versa. I can’t belive you’re a woman and you know nothing about your body. Using hearsay based off minor instances should not be used as factual information.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by lordswill03: 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2018
Cologne
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by rame18(f): 6:28pm On Oct 05, 2018
this thread self, you drop your opinion and it's like you just committed murder.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Fourwinds: 6:33pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Make up and hair to attract my preys.
hmmmmm...it is money one must use to make money....nice one there

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 6:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
Saff:
Listen if your basing your facts on hearsay, what guys have said, that is complete bullocks. I base my opinions on scientific facts that have been proved right by the majority. Based off what you’re saying, I’ve heard guys complain about ladies who have slept with one guy.

Or using your logic, do we say the lady that has slept with one huge guy 500 times has a wider vagina than the lady who has slept with 10 guys, 10 times? But the more guys you sleep with the wider your vagina right? Or is it the amount of times you’ve had sex? So how do we measure a ladies level of ‘promiscuity’ and it’s relation to the size of her vagina? You people are not making sense and you’re confused. The vagina is a muscle and its strength varies in EVERY single woman. Being relaxed, aroused and wet can also help loosen tensed muscles.

What I’m trying to say is that they’re ladies who have slept with multiple men, multiple times and their vaginas are still very tight, vice versa. I can’t belive you’re a woman and you know nothing about your body. Using hearsay based off minor instances should not be used as factual information.
SMH, could you please point out where I based my facts on number of men a lady sleeps with? Secondly, you've not still given me enough reason why I should believe that a dick can't expand the vagina with all you've said so far. That said, I wouldn't return that favour by saying you're confused, but simply dogmatic. You're talking about scientific proves that are subject to flaws while I'm talking about experience. Which should be taken more seriously? Young woman, protect your vagina. Hooke's law was also proven to be true by scientists and the vagina should also be a classical example since it's elastic...going about with this mindset that a dick can't destroy it is why some ladies don't mind sleeping with anything that comes their way. And you didn't answer my questions other than saying I don't know my body. Bye! grin

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Gerrard59(m): 6:44pm On Oct 05, 2018
OmoDavido:


I beg to disagree with you sir.


If you say the penis is too small, will you also say the hand is too small.

Imagine a whole full hand being able to penetrate the vagina freely.


When you post a link to a study (scientific) saying excessive sexual intercourse expands the vagina permanently, mention me.

Till then, regards.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:45pm On Oct 05, 2018
Keep describing your prostitute mother
yungchop:


Go and die.. OmO Ashewo 500naira..

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:47pm On Oct 05, 2018
These blockheads won't learn. What's worse is that the dude is even a medical student.
Gerrard59:


You asked a question on why females who have not procreated have wide vaginas and I said it is the bold. The bold here: The pen!s is small and sees the vagina as being too wide not the vagina being wide naturally. It is the man's pen!s that is small not the vagina being wide.

The summary of my stance: Excessive sexual intercourse does not make the vagina permanently, rather multiple births and age do.

CC: OmoDavido.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Oct 05, 2018
GrabHisBalls VS Saff Let the game begin! Let me grab some kuli kuli.
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Amberon1: 6:53pm On Oct 05, 2018
Exactly.
TheNaijanBlog:


That’s it! Nigerian men LOVE to bash Nigerian Women a lot! But they forget their MOTHER is a Nigerian woman, so any ugly stereotype, any slut shaming, any disrespect you are also insulting your mother. Your mother was also once young and you don’t know what she was up to.

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Dafreeguy(m): 6:55pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
Deluded illiterates on this platform. Dogs who fvck everything with holes but come here to call women names. The vagina is highly contractible and will always return back to it's original size after sex. Get some sense before commenting.
My time to reply hoes has been exhausted..kindly fvck off!

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by TzPalo: 6:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
Amberon1:
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Saff:

Members BPA nairaland chapter

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by mrphysics(m): 6:59pm On Oct 05, 2018
GrabHisBalls:
First off, I am a lady. This is Kimbra... Holding a contrary view to yours shouldn't make me a guy.

From what you've written, you don't have facts yourself other than what you read on google. I know body types are different and that some vagina muscles are weaker than the others, on the contrary, you've not been able to prove that a dick can't widen a vagina.

See...a lady that has given birth can't have her vagina go back to its original size but could achieve something close to that with kegel and some foods.

Let me even ask you another practical question, not scientific. If after the hymen have been broken, a lady gets her normal vagina size; would you tell me that that size would remain intact no matter the number of dicks she gets per day or months? If yes, why is it that some guys suddenly start complaining of noticing their gf's pussy is wider when it's meant to contract and contrast after sexual intercourse? Don't give me the age factor; let's assume she's 20. Again, why is it that the first time you have sex with a guy with a bigger dick, you're almost like a virgin but on the long run, you get comfortable with the dick size and if a man with a smaller dick sleeps with you, he goes in freely? Whereas if that guy with a small dick were to meet a virgin, they become very compatible? Shouldn't that tell you there's something wrong?

You created a nice alternate. Is this how much you love the dick? Well done ma

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Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by sircrabo: 7:00pm On Oct 05, 2018
DATA DATA DATA. Cant do without it
Re: What's The One Thing You Still Manage To Buy When You're Broke? by Nobody: 7:02pm On Oct 05, 2018
Realberg:
Gra.bHisBalls VS Saff
Let the game begin!
Let me grab some kuli kuli.
There's no game here to begin with. I've read about these scientific proves and have my reservations about them. Infact, I just asked three of my gfs same question and one was with safia, but still can't answer my questions as safia can't. Though she thinks it can widen it but can't slack it.

Anyway, there's no point in debating on something without substantial proof when what's on ground is entirely different. grin

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