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Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:20pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Lemme set the ball rolling. My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked. Share yours. 31 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by 1johnjohn(m): 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Next time ..just chill by him...you are strong lady so be strong with ur date 41 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 12:23pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:#3500!!! That's ridiculous!!! Here's mine sha... There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention. She finally agreed to go in a date with me. But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet. As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me. QueenBelle: Is that so? 115 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by ChewingStick(m): 12:25pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
smiles, lemme take a seat |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle: 1johnjohn:lol To all the guys who wants to tear me apart for leaving my date alone, I actually offered to pay but he refused 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: ![]() ![]() Next time, you'll excuse yourself 11 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
It was the day the girl nearly made my duck burst with all the romance and kissing but she didn't allow me to enter the promised land ![]() ![]() 13 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by 1johnjohn(m): 12:36pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Been there done that .normal level |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:you are a man,pretending to be woman, go sleep ![]() 34 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:41pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener: 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:42pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:do you know the number of guys on naira land that have said the same thing about me? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by samysmoothfresh: 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Here to read lies while masturbating with my olive oil and grease 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:44pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:because they are right. ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:45pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
![]() SilentListener: 7 Likes
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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:47pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:Lol... Beardlessdude and here2fuk have tried and failed. Even the other guy is becoming a friend ![]() ![]() |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:48pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:jeez, I don't do gays ![]() ![]() |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:49pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:52pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:meaning you're trying so hard to get my attention. Now fvck off gay boy. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by highqueen(f): 12:53pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Mmmm. ![]() I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces. I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me. ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
highqueen:you must be a socially arkward person. Normally, humans are social beings 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:can't you just shut up? 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:02pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut:a nincompoop is also talking ![]() 11 Likes
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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:06pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:an idiot with internet connection. Stupidity at its highest octane number 9 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:09pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 7 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:10pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:you mother should have just aborted you |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:11pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
SilentListener:you should've been prevented with just #50 condom. Idiotic son of a gun |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by highqueen(f): 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
Lolz. Two over grown adults. ![]() 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: SilentListener: TheOdd1sOut:wha TheOdd1sOut:what's going on here? TheOdd1sOut: |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:13pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by TheOdd1sOut: 1:15pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
QueenBelle:tell the pea brained loser to stay off my mentions |
Re: Share Your Worst Date Ever by Nobody: 1:16pm On Oct 30, 2018 |
TheOdd1sOut:just like your smelling dirty tiger claw cheap smelling dirty afonja ,mother should have done right? ![]() ![]() 4 Likes |
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