here2fuk:
It was the day the girl nearly made my duck burst with all the romance and kissing but she didn't allow me to enter the promised land

TheOdd1sOut:
#3500!!!
That's ridiculous!!!

Here's mine sha...

There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention.
She finally agreed to go in a date with me.

But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet.

As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me.

TheOdd1sOut:
#3500!!!
That's ridiculous!!!

Here's mine sha...

There was this babe I was targeting on campus back then. She was probing hard to get and I was doing all I can to get her attention.
She finally agreed to go in a date with me.

But as fate would have it, i was having a running stomach that day. I had taken some drugs and felt relieved. I could have called to cancel but I thought I was fine. Moreover, I had bragged and told my roommate not to cook my dinner. Twenty minutes after I got to the restaurant with my date, I went to the toilet.

As we started eating, I felt like farting. Instead of me to excuse myself, I sat down there thinking it was going to be those silent kind of fart, unfortunately, the fart came out loud and smelling. It was so bad that my cool new jeans was stained with faeces. Don’t even ask me how the rest of the day went. It was so embarrassing that I wished the ground could open up and swallow me.

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

samysmoothfresh:
Here to read lies while masturbating with my olive oil and grease

shapman:
Thread successfully hijacked!

no be small thing what's the Mod thinking ,for pushing such a hate fill thread to fp Lalasticlala why

Divay22:
Never had a wrong date before.. It's always fun and stress free.

Dizzytee:
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Queenbelle & Silentlistener
You guys made me to forget what i wanted typing

lemme just say you both are stupid

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

highqueen:
Lolz. Two over grown adults.

highqueen:
Lolz. Two over grown adults.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You should have helped him out with 1k na. Could be a test.

QueenBelle:
lol

To all the guys who wants to tear me apart for leaving my date alone, I actually offered to pay but he refused

tosyne2much:
Are you sure?

TheOdd1sOut:
wasted motherfucker.... You're a waste of sperm and resources

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You should have helped him out with 1k na. Could be a test.

SilentListener:
why did you run away? If you have real courage you could have stick, but no you don't .you're a coward, just like your fore father's dirty afonja.

N0favors:
A romantic thread turned to battle ground by two sad kids.


I blame Buhari

Divay22:

Absolutely!
It's all about understanding ourselves before the date thing. When we meet it's like i have known them for ages and nothing so far has gone wrong.

Waiting for yours thou

TheOdd1sOut:
God punish your papa

That popularity way you day look for go kill you.

Son of a bitch

samuelchimmy:
It was on my first visit to warri,met this girl in the bus,babe was too classy to ignore,so when we got dropped off at the park ,I asked her out,and she obliged instanta , so she took me to a local restaurant,it just happened so fast, I met a guy who was eating an odd kinda food and started feeling very uncomfortable,I threw up the moment he said madam give me more beans and egusi soup..... I fell sick that instant,and my date was more like my sister cleaning up,

So that's how I lost one of the most sweetest girl i have ever met all my life, (she captured my heart just within hours)

Well,she called me later to tell me she only likes me as friend and nothing more,I asked her why (I am t oo childish is what she told me hoha)....

SilentListener:
hehehe you Nincompoop I can easy deactivated my account, you product of a one night stand so seeking attention is not on my to do list ,but tell why did chose to quote me? Oh I get it Now you're looking for a date. TheOdd1sOut is as dumb as buhari.

boyfwend:
Guys please help. Me and my crush have fixed date to go out this Saturda., this girl I haven't asked her out yet but i just want to take her out to market square (ph people can relate).
My problem is, I have not gone out for date before.
How can I go about it?

TheOdd1sOut:
[s]your English is as bad as your brain.
Don't bother to correct it. Its already mentioned here.

Dull brained idiot[/s]

SilentListener:
who cares about English, you lifeless one

rame18:







add Aboniki

highqueen:
Mmmm.

I hate dates, i don't like seeing new people or faces.

I'm anti social, i wish my husby will be like me.