ikombe:
if he is like you how can you even meet

TheOdd1sOut:
you better Go back to school and start from the basics.
Its clear you lack grey matter.

tosyne2much:
I can't recall any worst date experience though.. I no dey really pass my boundary

SilentListener:
dude you're words can't get to me, to trust me.you know what you're just useless, but then again what can I except from a product of a LovePeddler.

tosyne2much:
I can't recall any worst date experience though.. I no dey really pass my boundary

TheOdd1sOut:
you're simply recycling your words. Shows how low your cognitive abilities truly are.

You're a wasted ass motherfucker who was a begotten mistake and one of the biggest errors the universe ever made. Even the sun hates wasting its light on you due to your uselessness


Broke asswipe

TheOdd1sOut:
you're simply recycling your words. Shows how low your cognitive abilities truly are.

You're a wasted ass motherfucker who was a begotten mistake and one of the biggest errors the universe ever made. Even the sun hates wasting its light on you due to your uselessness


Broke asswipe

SilentListener:
kikikikk ,go.on the little man finally has someballs. Obori

SilentListener:
kikikikk ,go.on the little man finally has someballs. Obori

TheOdd1sOut:
the idiot has ran out of gas


. Go home and cry to your mama. Your mission to diss/embarrass me has failed.

Zane2point4:
Met a sweet looking gril after much social media interactions.

Fixed a date for our glorious meeting, was so excited i putbon my best outfit anticipating to meet the hotie.

Went to a fancy restaurant and ordered some nice things while she gave me her phone to see her pics.

As i was going thru her pictures i paused and mouth wide open at the sight of her bare nude booby.

I immediately wana send it to my phone andbshe was so smart she caught me red handed and have to snatch the phone from me, i felt bad.

That was then shaa when men were boys.


Bye.

Ategberoson:



had a date with a Lady, we went to one eatery like that, as we are about to start talking a guy came in (her ex) immediately she saw him she stood up to hugged him, to think that was all. she begged me to excuse her for some minutes she carried what i order to his table(her ex). thank God the waiter just left to bring what I order for myself, immediately she left to sat with the guy, I stood up and take my exit

funny enough I later heard she was disgraced as the guy have no much cash to pay for her order


she abused the hell out of me thereafter, I apologized to her, promise to compensate her. I invited her to my place fvck her for good 2days and give her #500 for her tfare


that's how to teach a pvssy freak lady lesson


the end

samuelchimmy:
It was on my first visit to warri,met this girl in the bus,babe was too classy to ignore,so when we got dropped off at the park ,I asked her out,and she obliged instanta , so she took me to a local restaurant,it just happened so fast, I met a guy who was eating an odd kinda food and started feeling very uncomfortable,I threw up the moment he said madam give me more beans and egusi soup..... I fell sick that instant,and my date was more like my sister cleaning up,

So that's how I lost one of the most sweetest girl i have ever met all my life, (she captured my heart just within hours)

Well,she called me later to tell me she only likes me as friend and nothing more,I asked her why (I am t oo childish is what she told me hoha)....

jonath0012:
Ok, this is mine:

Went on a date with a girl and we order barbecue (fish). I mmidiately I tasted it, it was cold... so I told the Babe the fish is not fresh, and not today's own.. let return it.

She laughed hysterically and said " you are a bush boy, barbecues do not hot"

I was so shock I could not utter a word.. more embarrassing he said it so loudly that people around must have heard..

Anyway, she continued eating, and tried to persuade me to eat too. After sometimes, when she had eaten almost half of the fish, she said what I said is true and called the attendant to replace it. The guy said he could not replace it since half of the plate had been eaten.


Na so this babe started shouting and cursing the guy. I felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. I had to beg her to stop and shamefully escorted her out of the place

QueenBelle:
nudes kill you there.
What do you need her nudes for?

Ategberoson:



had a date with a Lady, we went to one eatery like that, as we are about to start talking a guy came in (her ex) immediately she saw him she stood up to hugged him, to think that was all. she begged me to excuse her for some minutes she carried what i order to his table(her ex). thank God the waiter just left to bring what I order for myself, immediately she left to sat with the guy, I stood up and take my exit

funny enough I later heard she was disgraced as the guy have no much cash to pay for her order


she abused the hell out of me thereafter, I apologized to her, promise to compensate her. I invited her to my place fvck her for good 2days and give her #500 for her tfare


that's how to teach a pvssy freak lady lesson


the end

Zane2point4:


Hahahha, I wasn't thinking straight, she had a nice round firm babe, so i just thought it was nice to have it.

SilentListener:
g

jonath0012:
Ok, this is mine:

Went on a date with a girl and we order barbecue (fish). I mmidiately I tasted it, it was cold... so I told the Babe the fish is not fresh, and not today's own.. let return it.

She laughed hysterically and said " you are a bush boy, barbecues do not hot"

I was so shock I could not utter a word.. more embarrassing he said it so loudly that people around must have heard..

Anyway, she continued eating, and tried to persuade me to eat too. After sometimes, when she had eaten almost half of the fish, she said what I said is true and called the attendant to replace it. The guy said he could not replace it since half of the plate had been eaten.


Na so this babe started shouting and cursing the guy. I felt like the ground should just open and swallow me. I had to beg her to stop and shamefully escorted her out of the place

QueenBelle:
Lemme set the ball rolling.


My date was pricing a box of pizza as take away. The waiter said it was #3500. He didnt agree and he was even arguing with the waiter that he bought it N2500 the previous day. It was so embarrassing that I stylishly left him there and moved to wait for him at the place his car was parked.

Share yours.

TheOdd1sOut:
you called me out.
I had forgotten the matter
Who's more jobless now?

IamHansomE:



So you, you don't have 1k to support him with?

And I know you'll eat all alone.



In fact, you're not a wife material.

SilentListener:
what is it ?why are you spamming my mention?

SilentListener:
you're the jobless idoit you're on Nl 24/7 thinking how some one want to embarrass you on a faceless fourm.

Dizzytee:


Na joke me i dey oh!!
dnt take it too personal

TheOdd1sOut:
chei.... E day pain am o

Sorry