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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by flex04(m): 12:21pm On Nov 01, 2018
Amakababe:
in the uni 2 years ago, a stupid girl starting rumors that I was lesbian. that I was giving her signs and want to sleep with her. me, I was just being friendly ooo.
people were then staring at me with disgust when I left the hostel and stuff like that.. sha wetin concern me, I don pass the useless bitch and all those spreading the rumors.
guys wey I don fûck and my close female friends know say I can't be a lesbo.
see ehn in life, people would always have different opinon of you, just ignore. sigh.
I learnt my lesson to stop being friendly or smiling to strangers, I just ignore people and mind my biz bfre another rumor start.
I'll still have my revenge on her tho by kidnapping and torturing the bitch.

That doesn't mean u shouldn't smile to me o...am a friendly stranger grin

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by flex04(m): 12:23pm On Nov 01, 2018
franklingud:
Till now, in my crazy hood, they say am GAY cause I don't have time for stupid headed girls.

And they also say I masturbate a Lot, but guess what they are right.

Better than most.

okpo
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by samysmoothfresh: 12:56pm On Nov 01, 2018
steperone:



But you know deep down your soul you are lying... But I’ll leave you to God and your conscience!

cheesy

you see the "bastards" i was talking about cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by flames01: 1:16pm On Nov 01, 2018
folake4u:



Trash what out na

Not all linens can be spread out in the open, lady
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by dannyjr1(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2018
�.....buh if u give me bleep I go collect oooh
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Best1708(f): 1:48pm On Nov 01, 2018
thetrailseeker:


Sorry love. Can't blame them too. They're calling over a posted ad.
Lol,the last part got me laughing,thanks dear.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2018
Elxandre:

Lmao.
Na only Disney we poor men pikin for dey see principal calling someone through the intercom grin

OMG grin grin grin

You killed me grin grin grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by steperone(m): 4:23pm On Nov 01, 2018
samysmoothfresh:


cheesy

you see the "bastards" i was talking about cheesy cheesy

Yes oh... iSee them and they all look like cultists and yahoo boys like you!!
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 4:56pm On Nov 01, 2018
id4sho:
my 4th year in university, my dad was told I had 30 carryovers. All instigated by my step bitchy mum.
dem go talku talku woooo, rara o rara o (tecno)



when you are on your the top, forces keep pulling you down.
My left rib.
How can someone have 30 carryovers?
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by id4sho(m): 5:01pm On Nov 01, 2018
Odoskii:
My left rib. How can someone have 30 carryovers?
Guy, d thing shock me. Devil dey inside human, no just get any encounter.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by okuneddie(m): 5:40pm On Nov 01, 2018
raquel97:
that if I even have someone to tel me he wants to bleep and pay. Guys trying to avoid me cos I look so aggressive.
cry

Aggressive When the smile on your profile is killing. In fact I Love it

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by gift01: 6:19pm On Nov 01, 2018
That I was digging married women. Truth is I have lots of them as friends through acquaintances and place of work but. of them all na only one show me pepper. She don off cloth for me before but I refused her. She stalked on social media but I blocked her. We do see often but can't be close to her
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by dontbothermuch: 6:56pm On Nov 01, 2018
Best1708:
Infact,i faced hell with that guy,he later paid some cultists to hack me down.I thank God for sparing my life.
It is well dear.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 7:27pm On Nov 01, 2018
Biglittlelois:



I was still a teen then!!!

Good to that you are all grown up now. You may wanna come closer, you know.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Best1708(f): 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2018
dontbothermuch:
It is well dear.
Thanks
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Demorcrazy(m): 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2018
Some years back...rumors started circulating about me banging a girl inside our car at a praise night.They even said the car was bouncing up n down up n down.i had to stop playing instruments around town for a while to give the rumors time to die down.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Nobody: 10:52pm On Nov 01, 2018
Demorcrazy:
Some years back...rumors started circulating about me banging a girl inside our car at a praise night.They even said the car was bouncing up n down up n down.i had to stop playing instruments around town for a while to give the rumors time to die down.

As in the car was bouncing up and down grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by skillzbae(f): 6:38am On Nov 02, 2018
Funny comments.
1. That I used juju to marry my husband. A particular lady that wanted to marry him by force started the rumour
2. That I'm a snub.... I love to be alone sha
3. That I was a cultist, now this is funny, it was a rumour that they started spreading when I just got admission, I had this bulky wrist watch I use to wear and they said that was my weapon that I use in killing people,it was so funny because I can't even walk side by side with a chicken and they say I dey kill people.
4. That I was a devil agent because I wear that small pin earring, this was started by a pastor of a c a c church I was attending.
5. A girl I don't know from Adam was telling people I was her bestie and that I live with her family

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by MissJoy29(f): 8:21am On Nov 02, 2018
icogb:
I wasn't da lucky bt their attitudes nd whisperings sold dem off.
Hmmmm
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Philipmighty(m): 9:20am On Nov 02, 2018
oyinda1599:
They said I was pregnant and aborted because I was so slim,imagine that time I was still a virgin.
but u are not longer a virgin now rite!!!?

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by franklingud(m): 10:04am On Nov 02, 2018
flex04:


okpo
Your father okpo
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by oyinda1599(f): 10:47am On Nov 02, 2018
Philipmighty:
but u are not longer a virgin now rite!!!?
nah....am not but am not a cheerful giver, still got some level of discipline.

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Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Joemarvel(m): 1:40pm On Nov 02, 2018
some say gigolo,others gay some believe am wealthy but choose not to spend lavishly but am just me nothing else and less bothered about what they say
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Joemarvel(m): 2:04pm On Nov 02, 2018
kingron:
I couldn't remember my childhood, only memories from 13 years I could remember.heard the rumour or story that it was because I had slight memory loss in an accident whilst younger. I later found out I was cloned from the original person . The original died and his family where so rich they cloned him which is me. I was cloned by Ann American company
same as I but keep quiet
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Demorcrazy(m): 9:31pm On Nov 03, 2018
Horlaboy51:


As in the car was bouncing up and down grin

Smiles... me sef wonder o. funny thing be say the car suspension get problem sef. so how the car take bounce grin
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Michelle55: 11:09pm On Nov 08, 2018
Onnasucs1:
That's because you are

Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by ayomontana2(m): 7:13pm On Nov 09, 2018
kidnap and torture sounds like sex lol shocked
hahn:


Record the event and share with us please grin

Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by armyofone(m): 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2018
At that time, you really sabi ask them to swear grin grin

babeosisi:
ROFL
Mine was actually here on NL when someone claimed they knew me and my name was Beatrice Osisi,a divorcee and posted pictures he claimed were of me and a supposed daughter.
grin grin
People that i wounded with my posts were so happy ,started stalking me posting the pictures everywhere
Another trash talking loud mouthed ghetto chap claimed I had a lover in London and I dared him to swear to that falsehood and he did boldly and received accolades.
He was eventually found out to be a fraudster in the UK swindling girls of money and disgraced out of NL.
What's that his name sef.
Can't think of the last name he had
Sauron aka Jackal aka Xerxes aka ??
Somebody remind me



Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by okwabayi(m): 1:36pm On Dec 23, 2018
That I dated someone I did not know.
Girls are ruthless when forming rumours. Men tell possibly factual ones but female formed ones are always outlandish and most times impractical.
If I hear men telling rumors too impossible to believe I always guess accurately that it came from a female source.
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Dafreeguy(m): 2:55pm On Dec 23, 2018
missdee384:
lemme jor smiley smiley
Re: What Is The Craziest Rumour You Have Heard About Yourself? by Dafreeguy(m): 2:56pm On Dec 23, 2018
missdee384:
lemme jor smiley smiley
hello

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