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Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by DrSmile1: 12:56pm On Dec 07, 2010
LMAO, guy, i 4 bill u N2M if not for the second one.
Pay the N1M to my account:

261419634110
GTB Bank
Dokita Simili.


Am waiting for an alert,

**thinking aloud**
men! when i cash that moni ehhm i go 1st marry 3 more wives, then buy plenty yam for next planting season,
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 1:01pm On Dec 07, 2010
mm-mm?? u no get liver na
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by NnamdiN: 1:15pm On Dec 07, 2010
lysaa:

If u told me u use cash counter, i'd be fooled but just get back to work and make sure u throw out those expired drugs before NAFDAC plus NDLEA get

the vaseline isn't for your lips.

u get mouth die. U strike me as one who as a lot of experience as to know where vaseline is used
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 1:35pm On Dec 07, 2010
i overheard u n stud discussing on it.
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by NnamdiN: 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2010
U also forgot to add u've had it from bahind, hence ur vaseline usage knowledge undecided
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2010
they do that too? u're indeed trained in ur area of biz u know.
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by NnamdiN: 5:19pm On Dec 07, 2010
Ok u win. I give up(pats her on the back as though I was consoling a kid)
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 5:27pm On Dec 07, 2010
like i care. .he had always wished to do that tho.
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by StudioCFR(m): 7:30pm On Dec 07, 2010
Tehehehe

na wa o
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by Asa55: 5:41pm On Dec 08, 2010
nice jokes
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 9:53am On Dec 09, 2010
Asa55:

nice jokes
point of correction.

na one just,the rest na comments.
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by snthesis(m): 10:12am On Dec 09, 2010
wetin dey do use vaseline for
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by lysaa(f): 10:15am On Dec 09, 2010
to lubricate dry lip
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by NnamdiN: 10:29am On Dec 09, 2010
and u should know better than that cheesy
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by snthesis(m): 10:32am On Dec 09, 2010
lysaa:


U'd have done urself a favour by not spitting that out at all as we know that the vaseline isn't for your lips.
lysaa:

to lubricate dry lip
which lips ar u talkin abt
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by Natasha2(f): 6:09pm On Jan 02, 2011
foolish joke i did not even smile let alone laugh. now can i have my money?
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by allabosky(m): 7:16pm On Jan 02, 2011
Abeg Nl, this posta na man or woman??
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by bright007(f): 8:14pm On Jan 02, 2011
This guy is a copy copy,he got this from 37.com
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by tanimz(f): 11:37pm On Jan 02, 2011
^^ Um. . . You seem familiar, are from PH? Just wondering.
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by bright007(f): 11:43pm On Jan 02, 2011
Guy continue to wonder but remind u dis is 2011
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by tanimz(f): 11:46pm On Jan 02, 2011
Dude, it's just a question. You could choose to answer it or not. No need for all the crankiness. undecided
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by shakara4u(m): 4:21pm On Jan 05, 2011
my money(s)

coz i read everything

wat a waste of tym, mstweee
Re: If You Do Not Laugh For This Joke, I Give You N1,000,000 by jokingmary(m): 4:30pm On Jan 05, 2011
Alritght
I didn't laugh so wheres my money? angry

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