Lana1:
Abeg any make sense DJ help me play "Surrender - Mr Eazi ft Simi" because Chelsea just surrendered to Tottenham's Ileke Idi!

Oasis007:

Maonrimhoe till 2050!

dopeJemi:


If you are talking about the game of last season, it ended 3-1 at Stamford Bridge, Alli with a brace and Erikson

I meant the season we won the league. That game was even worse because we didn't even look like scoring in that game, that game ended our winning streak.

Looking at that Harry Kane goal , the Way kepa take dey load like rocket about to launch into space.....He was ready to fly only for him not to fly again . That goal funny pass SON stamping mark of standardization on Luiz hairdressing salon.

Fresh trim, best player in the league, better than Neymar, level with Messi, Ballon D'or winner.

Bimffo:


Oh you want to compare it to?

Ederson 40M

Walker 53M

Laporte 65M

Mendy 57M

Stones 55M

Sane 51M

Mahrez 68M

Gundogan 27M

Jesus 32M

Silva Bernado 50M

Danilo 30M

Nolito 19M




From July 2016 to August 2018, Pep has spent more than 550M on players. In 2 Years o.

Chelsea has also spent 500M+ on transfers in dat time frame .

biomustry:
Fresh trim, best player in the league, better than Neymar, level with Messi, Ballon D'or winner.

Actually, he is in the same talent bracket with them.

femiti:

Actually, he is in the same talent bracket with them.

Bracket kor.....Mamuzee twins ni

Excallibur:
If you ask them how much he spent at barca, they will say he inherited a super team (super team that was trophyless for two seasons before he came)

A team with messi is already super brah

Is Luiz really a PS2 console player?

biomustry:
Fresh trim, best player in the league, better than Neymar, level with Messi, Ballon D'or winner.

Na the Fresh Trim part dey off me. This is something they criticised Pogba for with his haircuts. Now they are going off about Hazard's trims.

My thoughts on yesterday's game.

1. Bin David Luiz, or move him to midfield.
2. Kovacic-Jorginho-Barkley is looking increasingly like the answer to the midfield trio question. Another suggestion is perhaps, Barkley/Kove -Jorginho- Luiz.

Jorginho at DM is an incredible passer but cant defend and isnt very mobile.
Kante at CM is very mobile and very good at defending, but cant pass, dribble or shoot.
Luiz at CB is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He's a 6/10 in every aspect apart from his haircut where he gets top marks.

3. The ambassador of the sunken place needs to go. From today I refuse to even mention his name, and will only ever refer to him as ambassador, or amba for short.

4. Hazard is still suffering from being the only effective ball carrier we actually have. At this point, i'm beginning to ask if we really need Hazard and Jorginho in the same team, giving that they basically do the same job, albeit in different ways. Jorginho needs runners ahead of him, not people like Hazard who want the ball to feet.

Maybe we want to borrow a leaf from Liverpool and switch to a 4231 where Kante and Luiz can just sit in the middle, with Hazard at 10, and Amba, Barkley and Pedro ahead just making runs for days. Otherwise if we choose to play a midfield 3, it may be time to consider benching Hazard.

5. Kepa's positioning and reflexes are very suspect. That Kane goal was just a speculative shot from miles away. Kepa should have seen that coming easily.

HanksAnuku:
My thoughts on yesterday's game.

1. Bin David Luiz, or move him to midfield.
2. Kovacic-Jorginho-Barkley is looking increasingly like the answer to the midfield trio question. Another suggestion is perhaps, Barkley/Kove -Jorginho- Luiz.

Jorginho at DM is an incredible passer but cant defend and isnt very mobile.
Kante at CM is very mobile and very good at defending, but cant pass, dribble or shoot.
Luiz at CB is a jack of all trades, but master of none. He's a 6/10 in every aspect apart from his haircut where he gets top marks.

3. The ambassador of the sunken place needs to go. From today I refuse to even mention his name, and will only ever refer to him as ambassador, or amba for short.

4. Hazard is still suffering from being the only effective ball carrier we actually have. At this point, i'm beginning to ask if we really need Hazard and Jorginho in the same team, giving that they basically do the same job, albeit in different ways. Jorginho needs runners ahead of him, not people like Hazard who want the ball to feet.

Maybe we want to borrow a leaf from Liverpool and switch to a 4231 where Kante and Luiz can just sit in the middle, with Hazard at 10, and Morata Barkley and Pedro ahead just making runs for days. Otherwise if we choose to play a midfield 3, it may be time to consider benching Hazard.

5. Kepa's positioning and reflexes are very suspect. That Kane goal was just a speculative shot from miles away. Kepa should have seen that coming easily.

Luiz actually helped kane for that second goal...

diggz:




Luiz actually helped kane for that second goal...

Failed at the first hurdle.

diggz:




Luiz actually helped kane for that second goal...

First CB I've ever seen to runaway from shot instead of trying to block it.

Luiz actually weaved the ball like Neo ducking bullets in the matrix.

He probably even shouted odeshi as he dodged the ball.

What a fool

HanksAnuku:




Failed at the first hurdle.

Shyte happens....

Meanwhile willian should be added to the list of players we need to bin.

HanksAnuku:


First CB I've ever seen to runaway from shot instead of trying to block it.

Luiz actually weaved the ball like Neo ducking bullets in the matrix.

He probably even shouted odeshi as he dodged the ball.

What a fool

Luiz and rudy sold that game yesterday...

diggz:




Shyte happens....

Meanwhile willian should be added to the list of players we need to bin.

I didnt even bother mentioning that one. He's useless abeg.

I need someone like Zaha or Sane in my life abeg....even Michail Antonio. Somebody that jut wants to stretch the opposition with one million runs per match.

This is where false 9 excels ahead of Amba too. Those runs....

HanksAnuku:


I didnt even bother mentioning that one. He's useless abeg.

I need someone like Zaha or Sane in my life abeg....even Michail Antonio. Somebody that jut wants to stretch the opposition with one million runs per match.

This is where false 9 excels ahead of Amba too. Those runs....

I don't mind us getting zaha and anatovic at this point....at least those two can play as false 9 and from the wings...

Willian can fvck off asap...

I know timbros will be here to defend that oloriburuku amba...

LooL.

Awon onigbe

Leyqute:
LooL.

Awon onigbe

Shatttap dia....elewon leyqute legbegbe...

Ambassador Morata don suffer Lol

Amba
Una no go Kill person

When we told them that Hidden cannot function in garri ball system, they called us haters

He go too flop if he goes to Barca

HanksAnuku:


First CB I've ever seen to runaway from shot instead of trying to block it.

Luiz actually weaved the ball like Neo ducking bullets in the matrix.

He probably even shouted odeshi as he dodged the ball.

What a fool

I saw that too. Thunder fire Luiz for that.

Look at this bastard

diggz:


Shatttap dia....elewon leyqute legbegbe...

Your tears delight me, onigbe Diggz

David Luiz

elewon diggz, did i just read somewhere that kante the best midfield player in the whole of europe cannot pass, shoot or dribble .

Calamity Luiz how can anyone open eye and call this mascot a defender

Leyqute:


Your tears delight me, onigbe Diggz

Atole elewon leyqute legbegbe....feck off!

Ibime:
Look at this bastard

I wept after watching this yesterday...luiz suppose be chicken wey dem dey use for rituals