Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by NaijaNaWaa: 11:20am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Lifeless joke 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by busterr(m): 11:20am On Dec 09, 2018 |
This one is high on donkey shit 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Thojan(m): 11:20am On Dec 09, 2018 |
This article was written between 1981-1989 when Ronald Reagen was president of America 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by OgogoroFreak(m): 11:21am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Is this writeup an advance satire?
The op must be living in fools paradise to have written this. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by BIAFRONIGERIAN(m): 11:23am On Dec 09, 2018 |
FarahAideed: Hi OP how Sunday? Please can you furnish me with the phone number of your weed dealer ? I see he has great stuff please help a brother if you eventually buy it. The one I'm taking here looks adulterated 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Unlimited22: 11:24am On Dec 09, 2018 |
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Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Friend01(m): 11:25am On Dec 09, 2018 |
mrrights: 5 Things Nigeria is Doing Better than America
These are 5 areas that Nigeria is clearly outdoing the US in.
1. Nigeria’s economy is growing five times faster than the US
Most people don’t associate “West Africa” and “booming economy”, but despite the global downturn, the region is home to some growth rates that would make Ronald Reagan blush. Right near the top of that list is Nigeria, that with an average growth rate of 8.1%, are experiencing more growth than the US (a pitiful 1.5%), the UK, Canada, Australia, Japan and the entire European Union… combined.
2. Nigeria has stricter anti-piracy laws than the US
You read that right. Despite the RIAA, the MPAA, bills like SOPA and PIPA and 40,000 theaters all reminding you before a film of your moral integrity in regards to stealing cars, Nigeria are clearly ahead of America in fighting piracy. Their recent no tolerance laws have reaped some serious results: 26 anti-piracy raids, 6 million pirated works (worth US$5 million) seized and 145 arrests. Also, whereas arrests made in the US usually lead to a fine and a slap on the wrist for the offender, Nigerians convicted are facing prison, some for as long as 2 years for their offences.
3. Nigeria drinks more than the US.
Some may not consider this a way Nigeria is doing better than America, but for those college students who think nobody downs Natty Light like they do, Nigeria has something to say. Nigerians easily outdo Americans in alcoholic units per capita, but drinking Guinness is where they really shine. Consuming only a few hectoliters less than Ireland, Nigerians manage to drink significantly more of the black stuff than the US, despite Americans beer-guzzling ways and a population three times as large as Nigeria.
4. Nigerians care more about freedom of the press
Despite a historically free media, recent times have seen restrictive regimes doing their best Kim Jung Il impression with the media. But where other medias in Africa and Asia have been happy to roll over for their oppressive leaders, Nigerians would rather die than give up their rights, as several have. This past year, the Nigerian media won the Free Press Africa Award, partly in honor of the many journalists who died attempting to bring the truth to the masses. I’m not sure anyone at Fox News is planning on dying for their freedom anytime soon.
5. Nigeria, not America, is the world’s police.
Take a guess as to which country commits more troops to global peacekeeping operations than any other. If you’ve read the rest of this article so far, picked up on the theme and guessed Nigeria, you’d be correct. Nigeria ships off soldiers to 80 different countries in Africa, Europe and Asia. While Bangladesh is set to pass Nigeria’s contributions in the near future, they will still be contributing more soldiers than the EU and more than five times as many soldiers as the US. Team Nigeria World Police?
https://mrrightsng..com/2018/12/5-things-nigeria-is-doing-better-than.html?m=1 Why is this guy just going around fooling himself? If don't have anything reasonable to post why not keep quiet or log off?! This should be the second time I am. reading a stupid post from you. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by holuphisayor(m): 11:26am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Is this op OK at all? 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by skyhighweb(m): 11:29am On Dec 09, 2018 |
this is 1 of d reasons buhari became president because of nonsense like this happy sunday 3 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Triangles1(m): 11:29am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Kudos to you OP of this thread, I can see the passion you have for this nation to be great and to does that find it difficult to see good things about this country, shame on you all, I'm not surprised as they always put every pain of their lifes on government waiting for Obama and Donald Trump to come and rule them before they can see good things about their country. Nigeria is the best country in the world take it or leave it. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by stevio(m): 11:30am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Good finishing ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) OkunrinOloro: ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
1. Nigeria became the global capital of EXTREME POVERTY in the year 2018, but somehow its economy is growing 5 times faster than America's.
![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmlmgIvX0AAabxB.jpg)
![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmlluz0W4AAuyE7.jpg)
2. Nigeria has stricter anti piracy laws than America, and yet Nigeria's anti piracy law is one outdated colonial law that doesn't even contain anything about digital online or electronic copyright infringements.
3. Nigeria with a population of 200 million outdrinks America which has a population of over 300 million and this is supposed to fill us with pride?
4. Nigerians care more about freedom of the press, so people like Deji Adeyanju whose only offence is being openly critical about the dullard president is being harassed and nobody is protesting about it? Nigerians care more about freedom of the press and yet the dullard's Special Assistance on Media Affairs mounted pressure on Channel TV to doctor the video of Femi Adesina where made a blunder that all over the world, military casualties are never published by the media? Was it not British and American journalists who corrected the idiot called Femi Adesina and called him out for being a liar? Or what about when the dullard tried to suppress news reports about GandOLE's bribery scandal? ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dr9ron0XgAgeuu5.jpg)
5. Nigeria is the world's police and yet it cannot even police its own backyard. The technically defeated Boko Haram is wrecking havoc inspite of 1 billion dollars allegedly spent on the military, Fullanus herdsmen have murdered over 10,000 people since 2015 when this moronic administration came into power, A new terror group called ISWAP has emerged and they massacred innocent aid workers who were only trying to help starving refugees, Leah Sharibu has now been in the hands of Boko Haram since February and unless a miracle happens, she will probably be spending Christmas in captivity. Meanwhile the Nigerian Army has been called out by Amnesty International on several occasions for sexually abusing women in IDP camps and trading food for sex.
Seriously, what is going on on NL these days? If it is not naked instagram models, it is nonsense like this that makes it to the Front page nowadays. Is Osewa so desperate for quality frontpage material that he is allowing outright lies and deceit to be pushed on this forum?
Seun you worked hard to make NL the most visited Nigerian website, but it seems your complacency and your unwillingness to exercise greater oversight on your mods is gradually diminishing the quality of content on Nairaland.
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Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by purplekayc(m): 11:33am On Dec 09, 2018 |
# op 3 Likes
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Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by ollah2: 11:36am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Nairaland of old was the real deal not this trash we have now 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by sogodihno: 11:41am On Dec 09, 2018 |
FarahAideed: Hi OP how Sunday? Please can you furnish me with the phone number of your weed dealer ? I see he has great stuff I have note your moniker, and I av seen that it's bad news about Nigeria that give u joy, anything good about Nigeria give u headache, I can imagine how sad and frustrated u are in real life. I can only pity your terrible state that warrant this anger and frustration. I have come to notice that the frustration is not due to your love for Nigeria but rather your hate for president Buhari, but I have come to tell u this, that your frustration just started, because Buhari is your President till 2023, their is no way ur Atiku and Obigotry can become the president of this country. Pls, write this down, I will advice that u buy bucket for more wailing and tears next year. save your mention till after the election. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Nobody: 11:45am On Dec 09, 2018 |
I think he means the direct opposite 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Badilstical(m): 11:46am On Dec 09, 2018 |
mrrights: 5 Things Nigeria is Doing Better than America
These are 5 areas that Nigeria is clearly outdoing the US in.
1. Nigeria’s economy is growing five times faster than the US
Most people don’t associate “West Africa” and “booming economy”, but despite the global downturn, the region is home to some growth rates that would make Ronald Reagan blush. Right near the top of that list is Nigeria, that with an average growth rate of 8.1%, are experiencing more growth than the US (a pitiful 1.5%), the UK, Canada, Australia, Japan and the entire European Union… combined.
2. Nigeria has stricter anti-piracy laws than the US
You read that right. Despite the RIAA, the MPAA, bills like SOPA and PIPA and 40,000 theaters all reminding you before a film of your moral integrity in regards to stealing cars, Nigeria are clearly ahead of America in fighting piracy. Their recent no tolerance laws have reaped some serious results: 26 anti-piracy raids, 6 million pirated works (worth US$5 million) seized and 145 arrests. Also, whereas arrests made in the US usually lead to a fine and a slap on the wrist for the offender, Nigerians convicted are facing prison, some for as long as 2 years for their offences.
3. Nigeria drinks more than the US.
Some may not consider this a way Nigeria is doing better than America, but for those college students who think nobody downs Natty Light like they do, Nigeria has something to say. Nigerians easily outdo Americans in alcoholic units per capita, but drinking Guinness is where they really shine. Consuming only a few hectoliters less than Ireland, Nigerians manage to drink significantly more of the black stuff than the US, despite Americans beer-guzzling ways and a population three times as large as Nigeria.
4. Nigerians care more about freedom of the press
Despite a historically free media, recent times have seen restrictive regimes doing their best Kim Jung Il impression with the media. But where other medias in Africa and Asia have been happy to roll over for their oppressive leaders, Nigerians would rather die than give up their rights, as several have. This past year, the Nigerian media won the Free Press Africa Award, partly in honor of the many journalists who died attempting to bring the truth to the masses. I’m not sure anyone at Fox News is planning on dying for their freedom anytime soon.
5. Nigeria, not America, is the world’s police.
Take a guess as to which country commits more troops to global peacekeeping operations than any other. If you’ve read the rest of this article so far, picked up on the theme and guessed Nigeria, you’d be correct. Nigeria ships off soldiers to 80 different countries in Africa, Europe and Asia. While Bangladesh is set to pass Nigeria’s contributions in the near future, they will still be contributing more soldiers than the EU and more than five times as many soldiers as the US. Team Nigeria World Police?
https://mrrightsng..com/2018/12/5-things-nigeria-is-doing-better-than.html?m=1 this dude reminds me of the movies I watched last night the actor died 2000 years ago and resurrect and telling people trash about what happened in old. Op please which planet is that Nigeria located I want to relocated there sir 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Sammy07: 11:47am On Dec 09, 2018 |
sogodihno:
I have note your moniker, and I av seen that it's bad news about Nigeria that give u joy, anything good about Nigeria give u headache, I can imagine how sad and frustrated u are in real life. I can only pity your terrible state that warrant this anger and frustration.
I have come to notice that the frustration is not due to your love for Nigeria but rather your hate for president Buhari, but I have come to tell u this, that your frustration just started, because Buhari is your President till 2023, their is no way ur Atiku and Obigotry can become the president of this country.
Pls, write this down, I will advice that u buy bucket for more wailing and tears next year.
save your mention till after the election. I have also note your moniker that it's lies you like not the truth!. you prefer being fed with lies to make you happy than to tell you the truth, to make you sad and re strategies... 5 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by LZAA: 11:49am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Wtf did i just read ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Nigeria world police?stronger anti piracy laws? ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Codes151(m): 11:54am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Rubbish 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Zinnywise(f): 11:56am On Dec 09, 2018 |
Why didn't you say that Nigeria have a walking dead as president and USA don't ![tongue](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/tongue.png) 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Emvicprints1: 11:56am On Dec 09, 2018 |
crownwealth: Nonsensical nonsense. guy God bless you there 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Npfn: 11:57am On Dec 09, 2018 |
High rate of religious fanatic s especially Muslims high rate of terrorist groups and cultism activities 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by crownwealth: 11:58am On Dec 09, 2018 |
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Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Basher8583: 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
sichri:
Dear Nairaland Moderators, how can these blatant lies and misleading information make front page? Nigeria economy growing at 8.1%? Really? Under this administration?
Please you guys should verify such sensitive information before pushing them to front page. How e dey pain you. Counter the argument or f.uck off |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by komodapson(m): 12:01pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
@OP: pls, always adhere strictly to your dosages as prescribed by your physician. Thank you 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Basher8583: 12:01pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Conceptman: OMG who did this to us? Nigeria with suffering And laughing syndrome shoo. u don't have another country to compare our failed country with, na U.S and the statue of idumota wept. it seems OP is a December 2018 born. lol. I get it. You dont like good news. And since you dont like good news, BAD news will follow you for the rest of your life. |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by sichri(m): 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Basher8583:
How e dey pain you. Counter the argument or f.uck off I don't argue blindly with educated illiterates. The facts are everywhere, and Google is your friend. What I can assure you is, I can't keep quiet and allow you to sell lies to people. Happy Sunday. 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by Iwantslavesgone: 12:08pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Nice thread , let the wailers come and embarrass their self here . Don't forget that we are the most educated people in their own country. |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by janettee(f): 12:14pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
How is Nigeria drinking better than US relevant? 2 Likes |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by BeiFangLaye(m): 12:24pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
Yaba left fugitive. Plans on getting the Bleep out this shithole to enjoy the 1millions things America is doing better. May God help me 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by R0ckefeller: 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
op is on hybrid weed both good and bad things nothing Nigeria is doing better that USA USA and Co is out of Nigeria league next time op choose place like Ghana or Togo. 1 Like |
Re: 5 Things Nigeria Is Doing Better Than America by okonprecious(m): 12:28pm On Dec 09, 2018 |
No day person no go laugh....... Nigeria Jungle story everyday 1 Like |