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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 4:25pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
pope191:This is the height of stupidity, how can someone be so foolish and foolishly record this rubbish, wait wait wait this can be one of those online skit/joke, because drivers name and face was not posted. Do you know we driver are the highest kiss ass. We welcome you to our car We greet you, some can't even acknowledge the greeting like, Thank you they will keep mute even tho they heard you real good We get insulted easily, riders are easy to say all this useless Uber driver. Some will be so rude to you even tho deep down you know you're far beta than them. Some will insult you for what another driver might have to them, coz in there mind we drivers are same. Some after forming big boy and slay mama can't afford to pay complete fair, they will now calm down to tell you bros no vex. Some even with your AC at the fullest, they will still tell you oga is this AC on self, then you ve to calmly apologize, even tho you know there's nothing wrong with ur AC. We listen to some dry jokes even tho we might not like it, we still laugh just to make the rider comfortable and get good rating. Some are really really nice too. We take all sort of things coz we are not like those danfo drivers, we are learnered, and we understand serving public especially Nigerians is not easy. I know if am not driving, 90% of them can't even look at me in the eyes, because my packaging always outshine them. We still maintain the rating of 4.6-4.9. It's goes up and down coz you can't please everybody My dad always said calm down you can't serve someone for ever. So I take anything you throw at me coz I know after the trip, you're irrelevant in my life, and may not come in contact with you again, so I continue the ass licking with pride until I stop driving for the platform. PAY ME MY MONEY THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 19 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 4:47pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dhavydo:It's the latter 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 4:53pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
DEGREE2466:Stewpeed you are sir 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 5:11pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
ifyeez: You r d boss... Thumbs up 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 5:16pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
DEGREE2466:I've watched it since 2 weeks ago.. The uber guy is cursed from both his maternal and paternal home. No doubt about that..even the lady in the video too confirmed that. |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by styveke(m): 5:18pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Talking about riders with bad attitude... Some weeks back, I picked a rider from ICM going to Dolphin Estate. I was listening and humming to one of my best tracks of Lucky Dube when the guy broke the silence with, "Do you know Morgan Freeman?" Me: Yes I do Rider: I saw a picture of him with earrings I was like, so? "Why should he?" Was his response... Me: He's a movie star and its allowed for him to look the way he likes, what if they ain't earrings but just studs for the photoshoot? Rider: Why? I just ignored the question and faced my front... After about 5mins, Rider: What song are you listening to? Me: Lucky Dube Rider: Who is he? Me: You don't know Lucky Dube? Rider: I don't know him. Me: Well, I can't help U here. Rider: Tell me about him Me: Sorry not today. Rider: This is what I hate about Nigerians, you can't engage them in a simple conversation without them being and acting stupid. Damn. Me: Nigerians? Rider: Yes! Rider: It's rude and I can report you for not responding to my conversation. Me: (already pissed but try hard to suppress it) Guy, I decide which question(s) deserves a response. So for you info, I don't respond to stupid conversations... Rider: You are a fool! We were getting close to his destination, so I just ignored him till we got there, I ended the trip and he said he wants to transfer, and I said ohk but you have to sit here till I get my alert o...he said OK. While we were waiting for alert, I turned to him and said...I am sorry for you...look at U, bitterness written all over your miserable face...so please, get your miserable self out of my car and go drown in your misery somewhere else. Rider: Idiot! What if I don't? Me: I'll take you to the nearest police station and I'll make sure you pay me for time wasted. He just hissed and got out reluctantly... I reported him and gave him 1star. I'm still waiting for taxify to call me and tell me rubbish...maybe nah dis one I go take leave their yeye platform. Nndi Ara! 13 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by drmikeadams(m): 5:27pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
styveke:you dey para ooo 5 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ifyeez: 5:37pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
styveke:At least he tried talking to you, I would 've taken a different approach, even if I don't want to tell him about lucky Dube, I for formulate one story give m, I go tell stories. Example Lucky Dube that guy was a ruthless former president of South Africa, that later became a musician 8 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by styveke(m): 5:52pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
drmikeadams: No time Bros...the guy nah saddist. 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by styveke(m): 5:55pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
ifyeez: Lol! No be lie but I would have gladly told him about Lucky Dube but he was an ass the moment he enter the car. 3 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:06pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
thebigkendo:word my men. It's Mercy and Grace that embraces us all. Even when in the 'safety' of your house ,accidents do happen.Mercy and Grace embraces us all. � 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 6:08pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
styveke:I 'll have patiently explained to him He might not know. So, I wouldn't call it a stupid question. Even if he was rude. I 'll relate with him like a friend that is drunk trying to take him home.. "u know say na to come down to him level till u reach him destination..hahahaaa" 6 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:16pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:he owns the car. 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:26pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Tgiirl:trouble maker,table shaker 1 Like |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:28pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:lols. Village people things.someone should please help me with the banner |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DEGREE2466(m): 6:28pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:35pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:lol |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:36pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:lol |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:36pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007:super lol 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:38pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007:Epic looool! 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Terrence15115: 6:41pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
With all due respect, if this is how the convo went, it's all shades of wrong. The customer is always a customer and he could have been better managed without literally shutting him down. My opinion. styveke: 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:45pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007:blood of zebrudaya oooooo. ......... ... 3 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by eherbal(m): 6:47pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007:men! Who's this guy? 2 Likes |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:11pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
This is a chat I had with one of my friends that drives on uber .. He is also the owner of the car .. He actually hit me up to talk about my posting on nairaland.. So I decided to get his own view of the uber business.. Please enjoy the screen shot chat we had yesterday... And I wish the ones that are complaining will quit. If they do quit, I think Uber might review their prices and increase their fare... this is the only it will work .
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:12pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
eherbal:
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:15pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
eherbal: 2 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:16pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:18pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
[quote author=Alvin007 post=73727557][/quote] I get one clean C240 Benz ... make you buy bro.. Enter the new year with better car now ...let us put our money were our mouth his now .... |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:Thanks bruv...I’ll pass. Na c240 be better car? You really wanna start this poo again? 9 Likes
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:32pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007: ( DJ Akademiks voice). I speak FACTS BOY ...The C240 is a lot better than that junk you driving boy ...or better yet post up the Sh+*t that you are driving with proof.. And let the world see it boy ... |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 7:34pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Alvin007: Let us get this poo Boy.. Lets speak facts nothing but facts boy.. I was born ready son .. I can do this poo all day nonstop my G |
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Alvin007: 7:38pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
dru23:Lol...me? Post my car(s)... ; you don’t have the slightest idea. I’m no baby like you..I own a G63 AMG. I used to get my Mobil 1 oil from Oga Gazzuzz. Since you’re jobless...check my ig...I’d leave you to your stupidity. May God never let me go back to driving a c240. (Amen) How old are you sef? Your posts are disheartening. You should have a brain.... 10 Likes
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