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Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nature8(m): 5:46am On Dec 24, 2018
CALEB65:
Continued....
Lol grin grin
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 6:00am On Dec 24, 2018
GNLD, the worse nightmare of any job seeker. I had a run in with them twice in 2015,wasn't a good experience. Imagine wearing suit to an interview, only to be told to come and pay money to register for GNLD.wasn't a good experience at all.

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Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Machini(m): 6:29am On Dec 24, 2018
For the first time in a really long time I laughed at a meme collection on Nairaland.

This is funny, not those suicide fuelling memes done by one dry Danbaba and the other dry Tosyne or sth.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by olumoon2(m): 6:32am On Dec 24, 2018
I can relate
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by AtchenyAutos(m): 6:41am On Dec 24, 2018
LOL grin
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by dehi: 6:41am On Dec 24, 2018
My brother yes I am
That's the reason why am complaining
I just need help seriously
adams123:


Do you have any business idea? 2nd, are you a sincere Nigerian?
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by wintersnow(m): 6:46am On Dec 24, 2018
mogbojaiye:
Abeg don't mind my English and grammar o, ,,,just trying to share my experience and also make some sense

They sent me a message that I had an interview with them day just use one lie take cover am,i got there d next day and every where was heavily crowded, and I just quietly got a sit waiting for d interview to take place only for one small boy to ask me if am New here I said YES and he said wat can I do, dat he has made millions and his relation even think he did blood money, as he day talk I first look e shoe,e hair looks so unkept, e tie b like cutlass ,,,bla bla bla bla long story

Like play like play they don set chairs with microphone say make all of us gather o,
One fine babe with better yash just day rap with d Mike say this program is good bla bla bla she don use am take buy land, ,,na so she day lie lie way big pass her future, ,,,,i went there 8am by 11am they still day advice / persuade us make we register, ,,,,this one way I day talk so, some people don sign and seal their mind say day must join, ,,,it was there I knew dat to play on human intelligence is the most easy, ,,convince them to make them see u like a savior and day will follow your voice .dats y pastor way sabi e onions e go must get members, ,,mostly if u get talent for healing or motivational talk.

12pm this GNLD people still day convince people oo,,,hunger don day Maya me, ,,,even d guy way sit down near me way I day use style whisper for e ear say make he day careful this guy's are after your money, ,,,,i con b like devil for where the guy day, ,,if u see the kin eye way d guy take look me,I just knew this one too don mumu follow their talk ,,,na so I get up becus their jazz kw go walk on me ,,,,if u see as the usher day escort me, ,,,na so they block door, ,,,,,,,,see me see wahala, ,,na by force? I wan go hux, ,,,day say Nooo say, ,,,do I want to b poor for ever, ,,,,,so I ask them, ,,i tell u say I poor? They say make I check dis ladder if I register this is what I will benefit, ,,,,na em I ask one guy way day force me ;u do MMM before he say no, ,,,,wat of golden cycler ,he say no, ,,,,i tell am say this una GNLD na both MMM and GOLDEN CYCLER, ,,oya comot from my road b4 I break your head, ,,,,




When I reach hux, ,,,,i first go fin watin I go eat, ,,,if u see d way I day eat like bush man, ,,,my Bros was force to ask me "who day chase u "na em I tell am watin I experience, ,,he just laugh, ,,he say welcome to the job world in nigeria, ,,,,,u even get luck say na your state u take attend self, ,,,,since then I hardly attend interview expect by referral or by connection



Lwkmd grin grin..similar to my experience, when I wanted to leave the hall... Nah so Dem block door, if you see the way I push the guy eh... Where en find en sef en no believe
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by dannybee(m): 6:52am On Dec 24, 2018
Please, dont kill me with laugh
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by khvnggift(m): 7:02am On Dec 24, 2018
grin
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by sage101: 7:06am On Dec 24, 2018
omojesu202:

mtwww.....i almost thought u were serious
Why do You think I'm not
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by salt1: 7:11am On Dec 24, 2018
mogbojaiye:
Abeg don't mind my English and grammar o, ,,,just trying to share my experience and also make some sense

They sent me a message that I had an interview with them day just use one lie take cover am,i got there d next day and every where was heavily crowded, and I just quietly got a sit waiting for d interview to take place only for one small boy to ask me if am New here I said YES and he said wat can I do, dat he has made millions and his relation even think he did blood money, as he day talk I first look e shoe,e hair looks so unkept, e tie b like cutlass ,,,bla bla bla bla long story

Like play like play they don set chairs with microphone say make all of us gather o,
One fine babe with better yash just day rap with d Mike say this program is good bla bla bla she don use am take buy land, ,,na so she day lie lie way big pass her future, ,,,,i went there 8am by 11am they still day advice / persuade us make we register, ,,,,this one way I day talk so, some people don sign and seal their mind say day must join, ,,,it was there I knew dat to play on human intelligence is the most easy, ,,convince them to make them see u like a savior and day will follow your voice .dats y pastor way sabi e onions e go must get members, ,,mostly if u get talent for healing or motivational talk.

12pm this GNLD people still day convince people oo,,,hunger don day Maya me, ,,,even d guy way sit down near me way I day use style whisper for e ear say make he day careful this guy's are after your money, ,,,,i con b like devil for where the guy day, ,,if u see the kin eye way d guy take look me,I just knew this one too don mumu follow their talk ,,,na so I get up becus their jazz kw go walk on me ,,,,if u see as the usher day escort me, ,,,na so they block door, ,,,,,,,,see me see wahala, ,,na by force? I wan go hux, ,,,day say Nooo say, ,,,do I want to b poor for ever, ,,,,,so I ask them, ,,i tell u say I poor? They say make I check dis ladder if I register this is what I will benefit, ,,,,na em I ask one guy way day force me ;u do MMM before he say no, ,,,,wat of golden cycler ,he say no, ,,,,i tell am say this una GNLD na both MMM and GOLDEN CYCLER, ,,oya comot from my road b4 I break your head, ,,,,




When I reach hux, ,,,,i first go fin watin I go eat, ,,,if u see d way I day eat like bush man, ,,,my Bros was force to ask me "who day chase u "na em I tell am watin I experience, ,,he just laugh, ,,he say welcome to the job world in nigeria, ,,,,,u even get luck say na your state u take attend self, ,,,,since then I hardly attend interview expect by referral or by connection


I laughed so hard that my family is asking me what it is.
"Do you want to be poor for ever? " is the climax
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Caseless: 7:19am On Dec 24, 2018
i'm coming back.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 7:33am On Dec 24, 2018
salt1:


I laughed so hard that my family is asking me what it is.
"Do you want to be poor for ever? " is the climax

My brother those guys, ,,,they day behave like pastor(jehowa withness) very conny people.

If I don't know anybody for d interview I am going to just sit at home,


Or is it the one they will advertise the position of a manegerial position online or by text message but wen u get to the office for interviews na different story they go they ask u, if I will do marketing or gate man, ,na wao, ,,,i was force to ask one if he knew how much I spent for tfare just to come for their interview but wat u advertised is different from what u are asking, I don't blame him sha he isn't base in nigeria so he also has d mentality of how to exploit 9ja youth, ,,any small thing he will say "when I was in Germany " I just tire ,,,,my brother dis country is dead, if u are privilege to enjoy d good things of this country God bless u and don't forget me abeg
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by SmilingMary(m): 7:37am On Dec 24, 2018
I just can't stop laughing.

It happened to me some years ago. I traveled from Benin to Lagos for the interview. We were kept in the 'interview' for hours. Till today shame nu allow me tell my people the actual story.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by SmilingMary(m): 7:39am On Dec 24, 2018
mogbojaiye:
Abeg don't mind my English and grammar o, ,,,just trying to share my experience and also make some sense

They sent me a message that I had an interview with them day just use one lie take cover am,i got there d next day and every where was heavily crowded, and I just quietly got a sit waiting for d interview to take place only for one small boy to ask me if am New here I said YES and he said wat can I do, dat he has made millions and his relation even think he did blood money, as he day talk I first look e shoe,e hair looks so unkept, e tie b like cutlass ,,,bla bla bla bla long story

Like play like play they don set chairs with microphone say make all of us gather o,
One fine babe with better yash just day rap with d Mike say this program is good bla bla bla she don use am take buy land, ,,na so she day lie lie way big pass her future, ,,,,i went there 8am by 11am they still day advice / persuade us make we register, ,,,,this one way I day talk so, some people don sign and seal their mind say day must join, ,,,it was there I knew dat to play on human intelligence is the most easy, ,,convince them to make them see u like a savior and day will follow your voice .dats y pastor way sabi e onions e go must get members, ,,mostly if u get talent for healing or motivational talk.

12pm this GNLD people still day convince people oo,,,hunger don day Maya me, ,,,even d guy way sit down near me way I day use style whisper for e ear say make he day careful this guy's are after your money, ,,,,i con b like devil for where the guy day, ,,if u see the kin eye way d guy take look me,I just knew this one too don mumu follow their talk ,,,na so I get up becus their jazz kw go walk on me ,,,,if u see as the usher day escort me, ,,,na so they block door, ,,,,,,,,see me see wahala, ,,na by force? I wan go hux, ,,,day say Nooo say, ,,,do I want to b poor for ever, ,,,,,so I ask them, ,,i tell u say I poor? They say make I check dis ladder if I register this is what I will benefit, ,,,,na em I ask one guy way day force me ;u do MMM before he say no, ,,,,wat of golden cycler ,he say no, ,,,,i tell am say this una GNLD na both MMM and GOLDEN CYCLER, ,,oya comot from my road b4 I break your head, ,,,,




When I reach hux, ,,,,i first go fin watin I go eat, ,,,if u see d way I day eat like bush man, ,,,my Bros was force to ask me "who day chase u "na em I tell am watin I experience, ,,he just laugh, ,,he say welcome to the job world in nigeria, ,,,,,u even get luck say na your state u take attend self, ,,,,since then I hardly attend interview expect by referral or by connection


Exactly my experience in 2012....vex I nu fit vex, had to find a friends house to pass the night since I couldn't travel back to Benin that day
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 7:40am On Dec 24, 2018
wintersnow:



Lwkmd grin grin..similar to my experience, when I wanted to leave the hall... Nah so Dem block door, if you see the way I push the guy eh... Where en find en sef en no believe

U do am well
I didn't study marketing for crying out load, ,,,even if I did product dat I see picture of white people on it, ,,,,how do u expect me to market it to old people who day know is only agbo sabi heal person

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Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 8:13am On Dec 24, 2018
SmilingMary:


Exactly my experience in 2012....vex I nu fit vex, had to find a friends house to pass the night since I couldn't travel back to Benin that day

Na benin I day, ,,,na adesuwa way side d yeye GNLD for hold, ,,,i was so angry
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 8:17am On Dec 24, 2018
SmilingMary:
I just can't stop laughing.

It happened to me some years ago. I traveled from Benin to Lagos for the interview. We were kept in the 'interview' for hours. Till today shame nu allow me tell my people the actual story.
Lol, ,,,which way 9ja
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by SmilingMary(m): 8:24am On Dec 24, 2018
mogbojaiye:


Na benin I day, ,,,na adesuwa way side d yeye GNLD for hold, ,,,i was so angry

Then don dey upgrade come each states
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Slynation(m): 8:32am On Dec 24, 2018
decatalyst:
Those GNLD and the like have cause so much pain and loss of money to aspiring employee...sometimes, even death.

They mislead people from far and wide...I have met people that traveled down from Abuja for a supposedly genuine job interview.

Chai! During job hunt, I remember attending one of the unfortunate 'interviews' where police had to be invited to arrest the set of scammers...got my transport fare back too!

When I look back sometimes, I just say "thank you Lord" for the experiences and for where he is taking me.

No sweet gain without pain.

It can only be God. #ForeverGrateful
I swear down... exactly same thing happened to me, worst part is that i was constantly on calls with them,he even told me to write appointment letter and attach my CV, then come along with 4recents passport photos which i did, most annoying part was that they scheduled the interview 7am saying they want punctuality, i had to woke up 4am, left home 5:30am so i can beat traffic only to patiently wait till like 10:15am before they came, Say I no fight them that day na by the grace of God... it well shaaah
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 8:57am On Dec 24, 2018
why not just go start your own biz?
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Uniquequy(m): 9:16am On Dec 24, 2018
I just want us to reshape our orientation about things. I have read alot about this company & I know much about them. If it's a scam.. I don't think they will be in existence till now. Mind you, they celebrated 60 years of existence this year. If they are not profitable, they would have ceased operations. This company is established in many countries such As: USA (the base), South Africa, Ghana, Tanzania, Cameron to mention few. Highly educated people are among them, lawyers, Doctors, Accountant etc.. It's all depends on how will open our heart to opportunities, how will embrace opportunities. It's an independent work that doesn't collect your white collar jobs from you.. It's all depends on how you understand the business. I am not advertising for them.. I just want us to digest these.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by CALEB65(m): 10:09am On Dec 24, 2018
Ernchibyke:
When shall I get there!
Let alone unravelling some mysteries behind those memes.
ASUU abg na, make I do grad
Yeah... I remembered. 6months, 3 months and 1 month strike we passed through during our undergrad days

But we triumphed over all that and we have a story to tell now
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by CALEB65(m): 10:33am On Dec 24, 2018
ogtavia:
Hilarious x1billion. OP you killed it. Don't worry, good things come to those who wait. You will get there.

Thanks man grin grin
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by CALEB65(m): 10:34am On Dec 24, 2018
SmellySperm:
I remember my experience, I even gave my shirt to dry cleaner wit my last card hoping to appear responsible

Chai grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy wink
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by yeman1(m): 11:38am On Dec 24, 2018
They are too much in Lagos. Very soon they would say you go be nutritionist. .after that
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 11:48am On Dec 24, 2018
SmilingMary:


Then don dey upgrade come each states

No b lie bro....and ssce holders always fall victim of this stuff, ,,,,,and d program is just like golden cycler or mmm
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Nobody: 11:53am On Dec 24, 2018
quentin06:
why not just go start your own biz?

Na mouth day take day start business?
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by decatalyst(m): 12:29pm On Dec 24, 2018
Slynation:

I swear down... exactly same thing happened to me, worst part is that i was constantly on calls with them,he even told me to write appointment letter and attach my CV, then come along with 4recents passport photos which i did, most annoying part was that they scheduled the interview 7am saying they want punctuality, i had to woke up 4am, left home 5:30am so i can beat traffic only to patiently wait till like 10:15am before they came, Say I no fight them that day na by the grace of God... it well shaaah

Terrible set of people...in the end, it will end in praise, my brother.

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Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by johnshagb(m): 12:53pm On Dec 24, 2018
Uniquequy:
I just want us to reshape our orientation about things. I have read alot about this company & I know much about them. If it's a scam.. I don't think they will be in existence till now. Mind you, they celebrated 60 years of existence this year. If they are not profitable, they would have ceased operations. This company is established in many countries such As: USA (the base), South Africa, Ghana, Tanzania, Cameron to mention few. Highly educated people are among them, lawyers, Doctors, Accountant etc.. It's all depends on how will open our heart to opportunities, how will embrace opportunities. It's an independent work that doesn't collect your white collar jobs from you.. It's all depends on how you understand the business. I am not advertising for them.. I just want us to digest these.

Is that the reason why they have to use deception to invite job seekers to their interviews? Yes, they may be legit but let them come out clean while throwing out invitations and not risk people's lives unnecessarily.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Uniquequy(m): 2:06pm On Dec 24, 2018
johnshagb:


Is that the reason why they have to use deception to invite job seekers to their interviews? Yes, they may be legit but let them come out clean while throwing out invitations and not risk people's lives unnecessarily.

You are right.
Re: Memes Of An Ex-corper (this Will Make Your Day) by Ayobami7(m): 2:59pm On Dec 24, 2018
lol

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