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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 8:07am On Feb 16, 2019
malvisguy212:
Good . Atheism is a religion. Thank you
Nah it isn't. You just wish it was

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:22am On Feb 16, 2019
hahn:


Yeah. It comes naturally to you. Like a spiritual gift from the lord grin
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 8:35am On Feb 16, 2019
Anas09:

Yes right? A child of God does not lack Wisdom

They only lack possession of their own brain since it has been submitted to their pastor in church

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:39am On Feb 16, 2019
hahn:


They only lack possession of their own brain since it has been submitted to their pastor in church
grin grin grin. Dude, you're a savage
#NoChill
[img]https://media./images/96d132309f2874d32060dd5fb6534a49/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Zither(m): 11:45am On Feb 16, 2019
hahn:


They only lack possession of their own brain since it has been submitted to their pastor in church

On the contrary, Anas09, whom you have failed to win her attention, has left you to wallow in your mud of self-derision. The honourable thing to do is to save face and desist further unsuccessful embarrassing attempts to gain her attention at the expense of common sense.

Oh well, that will be impossible now seeing you already have someone to cheer your folly on to greater heights. Well then, what shall I do? I shall let the show of folly proceed. Please, carry on.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by hahn(m): 1:40pm On Feb 16, 2019
Zither:


On the contrary, Anas09, whom you have failed to win her attention, has left you to wallow in your mud of self-derision. The honourable thing to do is to save face and desist further unsuccessful embarrassing attempts to gain her attention at the expense of common sense.

Oh well, that will be impossible now seeing you already have someone to cheer your folly on to greater heights. Well then, what shall I do? I shall let the show of folly proceed. Please, carry on.

Go and kiss an ass

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 2:30pm On Feb 16, 2019
Just that I dislike online debates and see it as a waste of my time and energy.
OP. I'm interested in you and this your post, if you don't mind and have some time to spare, can we discuss what changed your mind from Atheism to (probably) Christianity?
Of course, I assume you're rational enough not to be hypnotized by pastors and societal pressures.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 5:45pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

Nah it isn't. You just wish it was
you belong to the religion of flying spaghetti monster and you also believed he created the world. so what else am I missing ?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by OLUWABIG(m): 7:06pm On Feb 16, 2019
This FSM of a thing is just a fucking joke Lmao
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:31pm On Feb 16, 2019
hahn:


Go and kiss an ass
Haba,have a heart na.....lolz
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2019
malvisguy212:
you belong to the religion of flying spaghetti monster and you also believed he created the world. so what else am I missing ?

Pastafarians have as much right as you do to believ whatever deity they want.

If you think the FSM is false and doesn't exist, prove it

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2019
OLUWABIG:
This FSM of a thing is just a fucking joke Lmao

LOL...These Christians don't even realise they are being mocked...

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2019
1Sharon:


Pastafarians have as much right as you do to believ whatever deity they want.

If you think the FSM is false and doesn't exist, prove it
1Sharon your noodly appendicitis seems to be avoiding me.

Why?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by 1Sharon(f): 8:49pm On Feb 16, 2019
jesusjnr:
1Sharon your noodly appendicitis seems to be avoiding me.

Why?

You don't have enough faith

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 8:55pm On Feb 16, 2019
1Sharon:


You don't have enough faith
I have more than enough faith to cure you of your noodly appendicitis oh.

Why not try me now, after your case have been declared hopeless by all surgeons in the entire cosmos?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by OLUWABIG(m): 9:06pm On Feb 16, 2019
1Sharon:

LOL...These Christians don't even realise they are being mocked...
lolz who gives a bleep about that

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by OLUWABIG(m): 9:07pm On Feb 16, 2019
1Sharon:

LOL...These Christians don't even realise they are being mocked...
lolz who gives a bleep about that

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 9:51pm On Feb 16, 2019
malvisguy212:
you belong to the religion of flying spaghetti monster and you also believed he created the world. so what else am I missing ?
Lol. Someone has never heard of sarcasm grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 9:55pm On Feb 16, 2019
Zither:


On the contrary, Anas09, whom you have failed to win her attention, has left you to wallow in your mud of self-derision. The honourable thing to do is to save face and desist further unsuccessful embarrassing attempts to gain her attention at the expense of common sense.

Oh well, that will be impossible now seeing you already have someone to cheer your folly on to greater heights. Well then, what shall I do? I shall let the show of folly proceed. Please, carry on.
Eyyaa

Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 9:57pm On Feb 16, 2019
1Sharon:


LOL...These Christians don't even realise they are being mocked...
They are sheeples, 1Sharon. Dont overestimate their intelligence cheesy

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by malvisguy212: 10:00pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

Lol. Someone has never heard of sarcasm grin
Johnny doesn't see it that way .
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 16, 2019
IAmSabrina:

grin grin grin. Dude, you're a savage
#NoChill
[img]https://media./images/96d132309f2874d32060dd5fb6534a49/tenor.gif[/img]
It nice, you are back from the asyl** grin

So you are now a pastasferian

From Atheist to pasta grin

Mrs pasta grin
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:20pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

They are sheeples, 1Sharon. Dont overestimate their intelligence cheesy
They are sheeples and what are you ?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

They are sheeples, 1Sharon. Dont overestimate their intelligence cheesy
They are sheeples and what are you ?
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

They are sheeples, 1Sharon. Dont overestimate their intelligence cheesy
They are sheeples and what are you ?.
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:23pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

They are sheeples, 1Sharon. Dont overestimate their intelligence cheesy
They are sheeples and what are you
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 10:30pm On Feb 16, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
They are sheeples and what are you ?

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ElidaxZiel:
They are sheeples and what are you
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ElidaxZiel:
They are sheeples and what are you
ElidaxZiel:
They are sheeples and what are you
Guy talk to me when you can afford better internet connection. How can you quote me four times? Smh
grin grin grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:35pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:
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Guy talk to me when you can afford better internet connection. How can you quote me four times? Smh
grin grin grin
As expected, Atheist will always look for stupid point to attack, to avoid questions,

What are you ?!

A pasta grin
Or flying indomie grin

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:
[q[q
Guy talk to me when you can afford better internet connection. How can you quote me four times? Smh
grin grin grin

He needs to upgrade from his current 2G phone to a minimum of 3G .

You may ask , what does a 2G phone look like ? Here is an example ;

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Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by JujuSugar(f): 10:43pm On Feb 16, 2019
ElidaxZiel:
As expected, Atheist will always look for stupid point to attack, to avoid questions,

What are you ?!

A pasta grin
Or flying indomie grin
Whatever I am, I'm not a clueless, down syndrome, attention seeking zombie like you grin grin grin
Now go sit in the corner, human beings are talking cool
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:46pm On Feb 16, 2019
JujuSugar:

Whatever I am, I'm not a clueless, down syndrome, attention seeking zombie like you grin grin grin
Now go sit in the corner, Animals are talking cool

Okay o grin

Enjoy the discussion with your fellow Animals grin

cool
Re: Thank God! Finally I Don Port! From Atheism To Jesus! Update* Conversion Story. by Nobody: 10:47pm On Feb 16, 2019
frosbel2:


He needs to upgrade from his current 2G phone to a minimum of 3G .

You may ask , what does a 2G phone look like ? Here is an example ;

LMAO!! Frosbel, Why did you have to cast ElidaxZiel like this nw? You know how sensitive he is about displaying his phone in public. grin grin grin grin

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