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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Thobiy(m): 10:00pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
MrsMusty:Hmmn Ladies, Bobo Don Turn Evil Spirit, Back Then You Dae Enjoy Am. Guess You Went Back For The Unfinish Sweet Talk 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Realfolawe(m): 10:03pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
I was in jss2 then so my class always joined other class when ever we eat to do religious subject we CRK student we go to other class while IRK student will come to our class for their class. But the class that preceded the CRK class is Integrated science (ITS) and the teacher that taught this subject always exceed her time up to 15min out of 40 min of CRK and this what always make Me shofo (nickname we called him) angry all the time and he do beat us as if we are the cause of the delay. So one day as usual we are delay from ITS class and Mr shofo started his beating business as usual but that day I didn't find it funny and I decided to revenge so that he won't forget in a hurry but unfortunately the reverse is the case. When it reach my turn to be canned I observed his polish shine shoe and with speed and all energy in me, I matched him with so much effort that he shouted in agony for some minute he didn't get himself and it was after that I realized I'm the next Jesus that is ready to laid down his life for the class member. To cut the long story short it was two mature teachers used my body for experiment that day and it took me three days casual leave from school....... Well I achieved something sha by make sure I stop the unnecessarily beating from that mean man. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by naijadefender: 10:03pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
#WorstBeatingofmylife... So I was in primary school, 7yrs of age. On this day Dad OR mum didn't pick me up from school, after closing I was left with one student and security guard. I don't know the voice that ministered to me to start going home, I moved... only God knows where I was headed. Mum got to the school I was no where to be found. All hell let loose, they looked for me for like 3hrs. They later found me strolling along a busy road. The first slap as I entered the Car enabled me see stars and beating ensued. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Elliot2(m): 10:06pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Have you ever been in that difficult shit you wish you had the remote for time so u could rewind or fast forward it in order to delete those moments? Ok. There was this small open-ground we normally went out to play football;however,there is a low fenced compound that overlooks it. We had been warned several times by the owner of the house not to play ball there as it always goes into the compound,which we normal jump over and collect it. So,on this particular day, it happened that Devil did a Job job on me—I played the ball and it went into the compound. As it was customary, I must be the one to go pick it. So as I jumped over the fence and paced to collect it...brothers and sisters...what I saw looking at me caused me to literary faint. I saw the full family of over 15 people staring angrily at me with devouring eyes— and among them is a military guy(landlord's son). At that moment,I saw my spirit leaving me while waving at my soulless body. I could tell it was saying something too to me,but I couldn't really hear it—but as a linguist that i am now,I believe it was saying "Elliot see gbese" or "see gobe". So,in front of me is one big pot of soup with a lot of meat n every every(which they were cooking outside for a small family occasion),and a ball inside of it. To cut the story short, the young but fiercely looking guy took me by his side, unclad me to my pant n dragged me to my house. Somehow I was glad he was taking me to my house; I thought my mom would plead on my behalf. But lo n behold, my mom denied knowing me after he told her what I did—he told her the amount of meat n every every in spoilt soup. This guy now took me back to their compound to give me the kind of beating that I have never had. When he finished,he actually asked me to take the soup and eat it. But I knew it was the same devil that put me in this mess also speaking through him in order to elongate my pains. It was after then when i got home, the first thing my mom said after sighting me was that my food was ready and that she had bought paracetamol. I no fit shout, I was so damn angry eh! Funny enough,now that I am all grown with enough beards me n d said guy r friends. 49 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Antony061(m): 10:07pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
I was warned neva to play near our landlord car.... D day i neared dat crazy car d windscreen broke... I can neva forget dose slaps it was like earthquake! 8 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by shogsman(m): 10:12pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Hid inside class ceiling to avoid teacher cos I no do assignment,when the teacher caught me instead of me to apologize I just Carry my bag storm out of class, the teacher called my mum...you can imagine what happened when I got home. Cut my elder brother with razor blade near is abdomen, that was the first and last time my father laid hands on me, he beat me die. 6 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by olamiide327(m): 10:13pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
After writing the last paper of WAEC. Pops was like I should start reading for NECO immediately. As a boy then I told him I had to rest for a week. Pops just went berserk on me. 8 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by samwise180(m): 10:14pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
my worst beating of my life was when I had a fight with my brother, he almost beat me up, but i still didn't give up. I lost control of myself and I took my dad's 3310 phone cos he forgot it at home and i angrily threw it at him, naso he dodge am and the phone shattered on the floor. That was when my dad came in, without wasting time he shattered my bone with beatings I can't forget then... 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Flight90: 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
luminouz: 1 Like
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by psalmsmiles(m): 10:17pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Funkybabee:as i dey follow u talk, e no get the kain beating i never recieve from house, church, elders, school and bullies. those things only made my mind stronger and a reason to do worse next time When u make beatings the punishment for children, they adapt to the pain, get used to it and do worst.. I think they're modern and civilized ways of punishing kids that are effective apart from physical pain... when are we africans going to develop with the rest of the world. Must we be backward in everyway? I jus tire walahi 4 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by snnazzy24(m): 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
my own plenty sooo Tay I no know where to start from, I was asked to register for waec and Neco but the bad boy in me decided to register for only waec and spent the Neco fee on baggy jeans and polo, one day mumsy ran into principal and they talked about the forth coming exams only for mumsy to find out I registered only waec, the beating lasted for 3 days, from mumsy, teachers, proprietor, neighbors and even church members, thank God dad travelled. 2... after holidaying at my aunt's place in Ajegunle, I learnt one funny slangs back then ( shibiyabayoboyaba) resumed school and was flowing and communicating with another nigga who was responding, everybody in class was tripping for us until my crush asked me what was the meaning of the slang, na so I foolishly tell her say it means ( your mama and papa dey Bleep) she rushed straight to report, the whole school gather beat me including visiting parents who came to pay school fees, the beating got worse when mumsy got angry on seeing the injury inflicted on me and decided to raid the school the following day. 11 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Thobiy(m): 10:19pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Buzzberii:Ahh Ahha, Pepper In The Eyes And Private Part, Small Small With The Lie Now. I Can Boldly Say It, No Be Your Momma Born You. I Guess You Are An Adopted Child. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Kokaine(m): 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
The worst beating of my life so far wasn't even by my parents. It was by a girl in primary school called Sandra. Federal staff school to be precise. So if you are that girl and you are reading this, just know I am still finding it difficult to forgive you. I remember what happened just like yesterday. You need to apologise. I remember my mum just bought me a new blue shuttle bag with fresh scent in primary two. We were seat mates. And she mistakenly touched the bag. It fell from the table where I kept it. I picked her bag and threw it on the floor in retaliation. (Although I regret doing that) This witch immediately forgot that she fell mine first. Then she picked mine and started cleaning the floor with it. Some Boys started wailing and booing from the back. Although I can't remember them, I know ikay, Michael and enofe must have been among the jobless boys that liked watching fight. Mumu me! I picked challenge and pushed Sandra. Brothers and sisters, if I'm told Sandra is a transgender male boxer today I won't doubt it. The way she beat me ehn, the worst aspect was in how long the fight lasted. Unnecessarily long! Those fools didnt even think of separating us. They kept cheering and booing. And our teacher that should have separated was not in class. I needed help from Sandra. She had this love for cleaning classroom floors from what I can see because she used my face to mop the floor. Although I can't remember her face exactly but I recall she plaited all back, and had small marks on her face. Please help me find Sandra (primary 2b, federal staff school Benin city. 1995) Please find Sandra. I need to forgive her!!! 56 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by RexTramadol1: 10:20pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Na my younger sister I dupe of her pocket money that year Naso e reach the FG ( my parents na Federal Government oh) Dem beat me pass military court martial. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Mariangeles(f): 10:21pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Opistorincos:Chai ! Fathers are very essential ! 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Mariangeles(f): 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by toffyz(m): 10:24pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Hmm, when i was in jss1, i was not serious @ all..gbam! first term result came out, i had 8 to 9 Fs out of 11 subjects...Heavy rain fell that day, i trekked home under the rain, so drenched by it that my new first term result was soaked by water. Chai, i received the beating of my life that day from my dad. Ebe lyk sey na 2 things vex ham dh day...1. I failed woefully 2. i spoil a new term result given to me, even though na very poor result. I can never forget dh day! 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by daddymummy(m): 10:28pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
The worst beating was when i and other students went to pluck mango in the ravine when i was in sec sch.It was a taboo to go to the ravine as a boarder.As we were plucking the mango,our compound master came with one useless woman and saw us.He asked us to kneel down and was about to flog us on the hands.But the woman insisted we must be flogged on our back.She told the man that she would not have sex with the man unless the man flog our bare back.The man asked us to remove our shirts and started beating our back.But when he reached six strokes,the useless woman said the man should continue beating us until we cry.She said it gives her pleasure to see males crying.The first boy cried after 20 strokes,the second boy cried after about 10 strokes.But since i dont used to cry,the man continue beating me up to 65 strokes until my back was flowing with blood.It was then i cried.The useless woman then smiled and asked the man to follow her to go and have sex in the man's house.She said the man has bought the sex with our tears 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Mariangeles(f): 10:35pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
luminouz: What demon possessed you to think that that was a good humour idea ?? 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by empressteemah06(f): 10:39pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Kokaine:you be baba |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Flight90: 10:40pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
teacherbim:Aunty 18 12 Likes 1 Share
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 10:40pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
daddymummy: Which kind lie be this one ooo....e wo ooo!! 9 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by empressteemah06(f): 10:41pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
daddymummy:that woman na winch 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Tblesd: 10:44pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
It is a bad experienceS that I don't want to remember . More than many but brutal 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by luminouz(m): 10:46pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Mariangeles:She said a day earlier that no April fool prank can get to her... Naso I try my luck oooo...... 4 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by BlackZeus17: 10:49pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
mine was when I shouted sai baba in a beer palour... till now am still using bandage and eye drop 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Tblesd: 10:50pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Thobiy:U must b new generation children. Things we do in Yoruba land normal thing 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by thelish(f): 10:59pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
daddymummy: That is demonic. That lady must be an ogbanje. Lol 2 Likes |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by enny234: 11:00pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
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Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Thobiy(m): 11:04pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
Tblesd:Guy This Is Damn Dangerous. This Is Not A Normal Thing... |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Nobody: 11:04pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
What reason do I have to lie even my mum never forgets it for ur info am her first child Thobiy: 1 Like |
Re: #WorstBeatingOfMyLife: Nigerians share worst beating of their lives by Dannidom(m): 11:05pm On Mar 19, 2019 |
That year in JS3 for my school wey be strict Catholic mission school. Awon boys arrange erotic nudes pictures for one Java phone like that carry come class. That time wey those small small Java phone be king na, we come position for one corner during break time the mulae the pics, we no know say one holy holy pass amebo wey still follow us for we clique don go report give "father" wey wicked scatter. The yeye "father" wey no marry, wey dey carry out his sexual frustration on we students. The idiot caught us red-handed for corner come pull our shirts use am tie our hand against eachother, we come dey march from that spot to our staff room like convicted criminals. Of course! Cause as far as the ijiot father is concerned we were on death row. The disgrace and pain we got from that episode is better left for imagination. That incident caused me to see my dad cry, that was the first time. He vowed to end my life. He gave me all kinds of wound added to the one the useless father and his people gave to me in school. For one week he disowned me because I run comot for house when it was obvious he wanted to end my life. Palae brandished his sharp cutlass and it took the saving grace of our Lord Jesus, my mama fainted out of fear, na one uncle for we yard after receiving some cuts himself as they were dragging the cutlass na I see road escape o. No! I dont like my father. Left for him I would have died tey-tey. Ntorr! To him life dey for God hand. I forgive him sha though I will never forget 8 Likes |
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