Akabuking:
he hehe, me too, I knack my wife then without pity. thought having sex was just rubbing the clits with my preeq. childhood was fun.

all of let's gather here if you did that bad thing

enshi:
But my finger in anus and smell

OSHOGBO people

When my dad died in 2001, property was shared and only a trouser got to me. Inside the trouser, i saw N20 note, i was elated. My elder bro advised I shouldnt spend it, so I hid it very well in a very cool place, checking it every morning and waiting for it to multiply. The idea was that the spirit will come and make the money mannyyyyy... Chai, childhood is a scam

it kinda funny buh I just can't remember how many times av saved money 2 buy #200 golden-light game. Buh d moment am able 2 save up to #30.00 I will go n buy #8 boiled egg n #10 bread with #8 coke n hide sumwia 2 enjoy masef 4 d moment. n will start my savings again

zeedof:
1. Crossing 2 finger at Hawk bird with hope is going to fall down...

2. Nailing nail when dogs are meeting without the hope they won't separate

3. Waving my boths hand or finger at Great Egret bird flying with the hope of having is sheat or white sign on my nail (la ke la ke ba mi la ke, éyé àdà bà, bá mì lè kè)

you be agabaya childhood was fun

DabuIIIT:

The thought was,just use your finger to stroke,rub her "there" and that was it. She will then "carry belle" and it's time to deliver, "doctor will just need knife to open the belle and bring out the baby and sew the belle back"





I got to SS1 before I knew the Koko

I knew the koko then like JSS3 when some bad bros living close will be watching porn and using sender to send it, i will just put on TV and suddenly jam porn for one of the stations. That's how person gradually start to become corrupted little by little. And he get one cartoon soft porn papa Ajasco story back then wey dey be like magazine, the name na 'ikebe super'. Anyway it's well sha.

My Alhaja neighbour had two daughters,we normally fetch water together. Even when there's water at home, I will lure them to come fetch with me inside our estate just to press bre***

We cut black nylon bags into slim shapes to make it look like snake. we'll tie a rope to the nylon and place it on one side of the road at night and shake it using the rope when people are passing by. see how people scampered thinking it's a snake

everyday i'll sneak out with our car and drive round the estate just to impress. on one occasion, the car broke down on the road in the evening, just about the time my parents normally come back. I was sweating like a goat until i sighted Goddy (mechanic) and he helped me fix it. few minutes I drove in did my parents arrive

I am just gud @ stealing meat 4rm my mum`s pot.
Shikenan

Chibuhealth:
Playing daddy and mummy things with neighbour son under the bed. Thank God I wasn't disvirgined during that because I did it with many then.

Those guys weren't bad guys

northvietnam:
Blowing a Condom thinking it's a Baloon...
And my mouth will be so Oily and shining & very slippery...
kai person chop sheet for this world Oooo..

Have u lived in ibadan before?

boman2014:
the heat is too much

I swear down

I used to collect comics books,DC and Marvel comics. Superman was my favourite hero even till today. I remember,I first watched Spiderman on a Saturday morning on LTV Lagos channel 8.
Anything comics was one of my main fantasy. I was so addicted to comics that even made mine. It was later stolen by my friend downstairs

anonymuz:
all of let's gather here if you did that bad thing

lol. I did that a lot, even inside uncompleted building.

Sarkin:
It was during the Biafran war(civil war).
Then, as a child and a warlord, I captured over 50 'jobless lazy aggressive idiotic pigs of Biafra terrorists' and took them as slaves at my plantation.
It was a really funny experience.

But now, time has changed and I've repented from my ways.
It was a really funny experience

I knew it, one okpo will find a way to drag in tribalism into this thread.

Smh.

anonymuz:
you be agabaya childhood was fun

lol

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I could remember when my Sister was taking me along on an errand and I hit my foot .

I told her we wont get to meet who we are going to visit. (because of my superstition)

Well she slapped the ‘Superstition’ out of me.

Till today I not superstitious any more

Gratefulheart01:
But most kids born nowadays have good memory of the past.

Yh, especially with the help of the internet. (Saving of files in drives) Thanks to technological advancement Damn!

northvietnam:
Blowing a Condom thinking it's a Baloon...
And my mouth will be so Oily and shining & very slippery...
kai person chop sheet for this world Oooo..

Hahaha bros I salute o. We been dey the same shoe o

Mine will be practicing kungfu moves and shouting like bruce lee after watching any Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan's movie like drunken master.
Another one: hiding of offering money and using it to buy snacks the next day in school. Lols

I'm here to read lies while watching my siggy

Lolzz... bro i swear u cant just kill urself by urself because of game u gats enjoy small

valdes00:
When we were kids, my mom like using sarcasm alot...
i can remember a night when our neighbour brought back a plate my mom used in giving her food in the morning, i took it and went to meet my mom at the back yard and ask her "mommy, iya **** brought this plate, who owns it, she was like IYA ORIYOMi loni ( iya oriyomi owns it ) Iya oriyomi is the woman in the next street that we buy provisions from. i took the plate and went to iya oriyomi's shop in the next street, to give her... Instead of the woman to tell me its nt for her, she collected it and told me to go back home... Later that same night, she brought the plate to our house to ask how come i brought a plate to her, my mom called me and the first thing she did was to arrange my head with a good knock.... The pain was so sharp, i started crying saying that, was she nt the one who said its mama oriyomi's own... And the funny part is that, i have eaten with this same plate several times in the house... i dnt knw if its because its dark or because she said its for another person, thats why i didnt notice...
Cant forget that day, since then, i dnt listen to her sarcasm again....

That IYA ORIYOMi wicked die

Gratefulheart01:


Lol, no one knew you were to penetrate her then.

My 1st jackpot penetration I was so scared and acting weird as I was having pre-Comm so I had to run off from the girl scared s?!tless because of the sweet sensation and thinking I had just contracted STD.

Lol.

Thought that the grown ups then never passed through the toddler phase.
But looking at faces of contemporaries now show that a hundred year old person was once a foetus.

PaulAris:

Lol, this just rang a bell
Especially the glasses that had rope.
Mine also had to do with DC's Superman.
If you know what I mean

lol. yea. i do.
in other news,just went thru ur profile and am in love with ur dog.
is it possible i acquire it from u?

sircrabo:


We crucified Lizards in Diobu, Port-Harcourt too.

My own was catch the lizards, wrap it inside paper. Squeeze both ends,bring kerosine and matches and .....

Another naughtiness was catch my mama fowl,tear piece of paper,put small hole at middle of the paper and wear it on the fowl's neck then release it..come see display BAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA.......



But now,if I catch any boy doing those thing eh,na koboko him go chop.

ictjobber:
When i was a kid i and some of my friends were playing name of film name of film... As we were playing one of my friend shouted blue film... Na so me shout ah ah.. Wale you can lie... The guy told me that it wasn't a lie that i should go and ask my father... Na so me innocently waka with my two tiny legs go meet my dad "daddy, is Blue film a film"..... Y'all can guess what happened afterwards




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Peeing on the bed, whenever I dream

The day went to buy Banger (one sound) that was how my sister light it. as the just sound Paaa.. I told the woman selling it.. I want my money back.. on getting home I told my mum about it. she still beat me

I packed all the food in the kitchen and share it to strangers