nani6666:
Alita Battle Angel



7.5/10



Managed to find a not too bad Quality.... Although they kept spamming their website texts allover the Screen...


Overall good movie, epic fights... Everything was golden, except for the fact that she ended up being a hòrny cyborg, but they rectified that by eliminating the dude that tied her destiny... So I guess it was all good in the end... Looking forward to the sequel ✔️

KoiceReloaded:


C'mon now, a disjointed script won't stop anybody from enjoying a blood-and-gore fiesta. The bold is your way of saying you're not a fan of blood-and-gore.

Enjoy the good and pay the bad no mind is what I do in situations like this. The film being rated R is a plus enough, considering it's a blockbuster. For context, not many blockbusters are rated R.

KoiceReloaded:
Blood-and-gore fans, you might wanna check out the following:

- Feast franchise: tarantino-esque horror. People trapped in a cabin and surrounded by nightmarish creatures.
- The Descent: Basically a bunch of ladies lost their way in an underground cave, and are thoroughly terrorized by mutated cave creatures henceforth.
- The Hills Have Eyes: Watch the unrated version. You could imagine the level of gore in a movie that transcends censorship.
- Saw franchise: Different and creative ways to kill people.
- The Mist: Better than the novel. Started off as your average family drama, then escalated to absolute horror. The ending though... that sh*t will f**k you up.
- Jeeper Creeper 2: School bus get stuck up in middle of nowhere, and the students in the bus are getting attacked by the friendly neighborhood creeper.
- The Cabin in The Woods; If science fiction hooks up with psychological horror, they'd give birth to something like this.
- 30 Days of Night; Setting - Middle of bumhole, Alaska. Population - handful of civilians. Predators - Vampires. Gore - Loads and loads of it.
- Event Horizon: Another deprived spurn of an unholy copulation between sci-fi and horror.
- Wrong Turn: related to The Hills Have Eyes. Bunch of deformed hillbillies laying traps to catch people for... dinner.

Disclaimer: Not for the faint of heart. If you're a pussy, don't watch.

JeromeBlack:



I did not say that I didnt enjoy the movie. But we have to be honest. The movie was a bit disjointed. And after being spoilt with Marvel movies, this just feels like a cheap knockoff.

MJBOLT:

Jeepers Creepers should not be there,EVIL DEAD should have that spot

KoiceReloaded:




JeromeBlack, how do you plead?

JeromeBlack:



I plead guilty. I'm a fool. But Kazeem alexistaiwo is a fool as well.

The problem is that Kazeem does not realize that there are different types of fools.

I am the fool that is called a Jester, Joker or the king's fool. A talented artist. I troll for entertainment


Kazeem, on the other hand is the kind of fool no one should be- an ignorant buffoon who knows little but thinks he knows a lot.


I just laugh at the guy. He watches modern blockbuster films 5-10 years late and feels like some movie connoisseur when he comes to review them. The real movie aficionados watch the big movies when they happen.

JeromeBlack:



I plead guilty. I'm a fool. But Kazeem alexistaiwo is a fool as well.

The problem is that Kazeem does not realize that there are different types of fools.

I am the fool that is called a Jester, Joker or the king's fool. A talented artist. I troll for entertainment


Kazeem, on the other hand is the kind of fool no one should be- an ignorant buffoon who knows little but thinks he knows a lot.


I just laugh at the guy. He watches modern blockbuster films 5-10 years late and feels like some movie connoisseur when he comes to review them. The real movie aficionados watch the big movies when they happen.

JeromeBlack:



I plead guilty. I'm a fool. But Kazeem alexistaiwo is a fool as well.

The problem is that Kazeem does not realize that there are different types of fools.

I am the fool that is called a Jester, Joker or the king's fool. A talented artist. I troll for entertainment


Kazeem, on the other hand is the kind of fool no one should be- an ignorant buffoon who knows little but thinks he knows a lot.


I just laugh at the guy. He watches modern blockbuster films 5-10 years late and feels like some movie connoisseur when he comes to review them. The real movie aficionados watch the big movies when they happen.

alexistaiwo:
Speak for yourself.
I am really glad to hear this admission of guilt.
You are already at level three stage of insanity (Admission).


I will be very grateful if you can point out where it was written that watching movies immediately they are released is one of the prerequisite for making paradise.

What shall it profit a man like JeromeBlack to watch blockbusters 5-10 years early and still remain foolish?




I used to be more of a TV series fan

KoiceReloaded:

alexistaiwo:
You can hear everything now ooo.

If it is to mention the moniker of the person you are having beef with, you will suddenly develop selective amnesia


Coward

alexistaiwo:
Speak for yourself.
I am really glad to hear this admission of guilt.
You are already at level three stage of insanity (Admission).


I will be very grateful if you can point out where it was written that watching movies immediately they are released is one of the prerequisite for making paradise.

What shall it profit a man like JeromeBlack to watch blockbusters 5-10 years early and still remain foolish?




I used to be more of a TV series fan

alexistaiwo:
Speak for yourself.
I am really glad to hear this admission of guilt.
You are already at level three stage of insanity (Admission).


I will be very grateful if you can point out where it was written that watching movies immediately they are released is one of the prerequisite for making paradise.

What shall it profit a man like JeromeBlack to watch blockbusters 5-10 years early and still remain foolish?




I used to be more of a TV series fan

JeromeBlack:



Avengers endgame is coming out next week. The cool kids are gonna watch it in cinema and discuss it.


You on the other hand, are going to wait 4 to 6 months to watch a low quality version off one of those pop-up ad driven free movie websites. You are going to watch it off your second hand chinese phone.
After that, you will come here 6 months too late to come and give a philosophically barren review and joust with low quality marvel fanboys.



You see, there is some hidden irony here. You are an atheist but it your life is so monotonous, poverty driven and moronic that even a fake prophet like TB Joshua could predict your stupidity six months into the future with alarming accuracy.

JeromeBlack:



Avengers endgame is coming out next week. The cool kids are gonna watch it in cinema and discuss it.


You on the other hand, are going to wait 4 to 6 months to watch a low quality version off one of those pop-up ad driven free movie websites. You are going to watch it off your second hand chinese phone.
After that, you will come here 6 months too late to come and give a philosophically barren review and joust with low quality marvel fanboys.



You see, there is some hidden irony here. You are an atheist but it your life is so monotonous, poverty driven and moronic that even a fake prophet like TB Joshua could predict your stupidity six months into the future with alarming accuracy.

mekaprime:
Me currently running to the thrend like this.

sod09:
Hooleeshit
I thought today is a Sabbath/ Easter day and should be holy, see blood everywhere.
Shots fired sporadically

gentlezypher:
sabbath? Today is Sunday and yester was Sabbath

sod09:
really
Have been scammed by my Christian friends he fvcking told me Sunday is Sabbath that's why they go to church

gentlezypher:
unless christ was killed on saturday and he arose on monday,only then can sabbath be sunday,but if they all believe he died on friday and arose on sunday,then according to Mary et al who went to anoint his grave that faithful 'good friday', the day between friday and sunday is the sabbath day

sod09:
okay I don't understand but thanks

alexistaiwo:
The fact your boss is benevolent enough to pack the whole family including an apprentice like you to the cinema to stop you from slipping into depression doesn't give you the pass to sit at the table of elders

KoiceReloaded:
C'mon JeromeBlack, don't tell me you're gonna let him get away with that parting shot? It's brutal man, you gotta him him back!

JeromeBlack:


So you truly believe that I'm an apprentice spare parts dealer?

Shouldn't that be a problem for you seeing that I sound more educated and refined than you?

If you spent less time developing yourself rather than watching videos on your budget chinese phone, you'd probably have some sense.

JeromeBlack:


So you truly believe that I'm an apprentice spare parts dealer?

Shouldn't that be a problem for you seeing that I sound more educated and refined than you?

If you spent less time developing yourself rather than watching videos on your budget chinese phone, you'd probably have some sense.

JeromeBlack:


So you truly believe that I'm an apprentice spare parts dealer?

Shouldn't that be a problem for you seeing that I sound more educated and refined than you?

If you spent less time developing yourself rather than watching videos on your budget chinese phone, you'd probably have some sense.