sukerefakere:
I can only help you Market your Kidney for 4.5M and I'll collect 800k finders fee

advocate666:
OP, there is no such thing as devil.

There is only Lord Master Satan whom I believe you seek.

You have been deceived by the godly into thinking that another entity can give you wealth and happiness while you fold your hands. Satan won't buy your soul. See my previous thread about it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1148943/satan-ministry-how-sell-soul

If you are coming to Satan, expecting that by saying a few nonsense phrases and lying idle, He'll magically make you rich, I think you have missed road and should do about turn.

The reason Satanists are rich are simply because they follow the basic fundamental rule of Satanism: Gain wisdom.

From wisdom flows everything.

To get wisdom, you need to read. Start with the scriptures. Genesis to revelation.

Then get your hands on the Satanic Bible. I did also start a thread on it.

https://www.nairaland.com/1894549/satan-ministry-bible-satan-lavey

If you read these and are still interested, come back to me. If I am banned, as the mods here love banning me, look for a moniker with "alfa" in it: AlfaSeltser, alfamann, alfaman3, obialfa, omenalfa, etc. There are dozens of them. All of them mine. Get back to me in a few weeks and I will do the needful rest.

diablos:

I see you're not ready

successdotcom:
For 10m..let's roll

successdotcom:
Don't ask me why.becos its non of your business.. Don't preach or insult me cos your not wearing my shoe..you have not shed my many tears or suffered disgrace..I want to make money by all means..if you know where I can't get it...talk to me..I want links..

successdotcom:
Don't ask me why.becos its non of your business.. Don't preach or insult me cos your not wearing my shoe..you have not shed my many tears or suffered disgrace..I want to make money by all means..if you know where I can't get it...talk to me..I want links..

successdotcom:
wish I have a few weeks...I seek an immediate solution

successdotcom:
Don't ask me why.becos its non of your business.. Don't preach or insult me cos your not wearing my shoe..you have not shed my many tears or suffered disgrace..I want to make money by all means..if you know where I can't get it...talk to me..I want links..

Logobenz:
4.5m small na.nobody will sell at that price

sukerefakere:
nwaneni??

V-boot Ambassador.
I hail oo

Logobenz:

How you take know say n.a. me
And y you dey call me v boot ambassador?

sukerefakere:
you sabi as e dey go na.

But why you sell your legendary V-boot com buy ordinary Lexus.

I still dey hail oo

diablos:

Are u willing to sacrifice someone close to you to make this money cuz ur soul is not enough

Jman06:
So, someone's soul is not enough

diablos:
Can u buy a phone without Sim?

sukerefakere:
I can only help you Market your Kidney for 4.5M and I'll collect 800k finders fee

Jman06:
Many phones come without SIM

mollie12:
OP,

Step back from your current position of desperation, before you enter "won ti get e" completely (ask a Yoruba person to help you translate if you don't understand).

There's no human being alive that does not have an issue that is currently weighing heavily on their minds, and burdening their soul. Even Dangote. Even Bill Gates. That is life in this world for you. So perish the thought that money will solve all your problems.

There is always trouble, but the big mission of this life is to never let the trouble push you to the desperation edge. The "I have no other hope" point. That is the beginning of depression, roaming on the street madness, and the tipping points you see around that makes everyone wonder.

As bad as you say you have it, some people have it worst. At least you have a wife and twins that have been detained in the hospital. What about my university lecturer that lost his wife and all his children in a car accident? At least you have landlord that is disturbing, the millions that are living on the streets nko? Step back and acknowledge that your situation is not as extreme as you have made it out to be, and glorify God.

If you are serious and not just talking for the sake of it, you can still think. Think of any potential source of help, family, friend or acquaintance. The one that will be at least listen to you. There is no shame in begging. I've learnt of a man that used to show up in his brother's house to beg for money and eat there almost every week. Today, life has turned for him, and he is the owner of many houses. Beg if that can sustain for now, but remain diligent in the work of your hands. This is the law of the universe that is unbreakable: the tide will one day turn for the diligent man.

Whatever you do, don't lose heart. Shed off this aura of desperation, this can chase away anyone in your life that wants to help you. That is why I cannot even recommend other income sources in this my response, because with your current attitude, you will mismanage them. You must remain positive, hopeful, optimistic. "One day, e go better". Make that your mantra.

I know someone that can offer you a grant of 100k, to sort out at least the immediate concerns and start something small. But this attitude of desperation cannot come through at all when you are communicating with them, or else they will be put off. Please reflect on what I've put up, and reply once you are truly ready.

ebony2011:
Do the invocation ritual,Invoke Satan at very dark hour. Light your black candles,calling the names of Satan then on a white paper write what you want then sign it with your blood.Burn it and it is down.

grace008:
The devil owns you already.

successdotcom:
Still up...

OtemAtum:
hmm... how I wish the government of our land can turn things around by playing their part, increasing minimum wage to #50,0000. I don't see anything bad in a school cert earning up to 50K while graduates are provided with even richer jobs. I don't see anything bad in the government providing for the needs of the unemployed. I wish nature will bring a total change in the nearest future.

Nostradamus:
if government increase minimum wage to #50k,trust me,the price of everything will skyrocket massively. Even a cup of garri will increase in price. Nigerians are very weird and that's why the country seem ungovernable. The government is not the only problem the country has,the citizens are also part of it.