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Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by kikio1992(m): 3:04pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
A Film director Johnson has retrieves his penis from a bandit in Lagos. According to the actor and movie director, the weird event happened in Ikota Lagos state. John Cine Wilcox, took to Twitter to narrate his ordeal. See what he wrote below; https://kikiotolu.com/nigerian-man-retrieves-his-manhood-from-a-bandit-in-lagos/
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Re: Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by worldman(m): 3:20pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
Story show us the ball |
Re: Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by micfoley: 5:10pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
hmmmm |
Re: Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by KingOfAllIgbos: 5:12pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
![]() I was told they took a guy's diick at Ojuelegba. When they were caught, It was an albino's prick they returned to him! ![]() |
Re: Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by Jakumo(m): 5:26pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
KingOfAllIgbos: Ha ha this is a very serious development. For anyone fortunate enough to be handed back his bedroom tackle intact by a thief, the very least to be expected would be that the returned member should be race-appropriate. Returning to the news story about a movie-director's lost and found phallus, one moral of the story that can be gleaned is that whenever a man shakes hands with a stranger, the man's family jewels and staff of office must be protected at all times in the defensive firm grip of his free hand. This new precaution means of course that double-handed traditional African-style handshakes must be avoided at all costs, because that would leave one's undercarriage exposed to attacks by juju or voodoo practitioners who specialize in non-surgical removal of male extremities. |
Re: Movie director Johnson retrieves his joystick from a bandit in Lagos by KingOfAllIgbos: 5:31pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
Jakumo: Brother... i am serious about this. Next time, tone down the vocabulary for the average Nairaland user ![]() Frankly we have "graduates" who aren't particularly literate. Well-written post by the way |
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