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How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:08pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
There’s this slay mama in my estate. We got into an argument at one of the estates meeting, she showed me her bad home training that day. So four days ago, I heard someone playing piano like a 5 year old kid. Y’all know when a kid plays a piano. It’s horrible. I located the house the noise was coming from(two houses from mine) and told the gateman of the house to please tell whoever is playing that piano to tune the volume down to the minimum and I left. It continued from that day(even till now). So yesterday, I had to go there again and asked the gateman, where’s your madam abi Na oga? He replied “she’s inside” (why I asked about oga or madam is that if it’s a kid playing the piano, the parents will be at best position to talk to. garrit?) I asked if she’s the one playing the piano, and he said yes. Fear catch me. I pleaded to see her that I have a word for her. Gateman went and called madam, she came down after keeping me waiting for some minutes of still playing nonsense. Surprised!!! It was the arrogant lady from the estate meeting. immediately she saw me she was surprised why I would be looking for her. I greeted her, complimented her and her house and politely told her I have complained about her piano’s tutorial disturbance in the neighborhood before and nothing was done about it(I used a very strong and mean face to tell her she’s causing nuisance with it, I wanted her to fear me small, that kind thing). (It seems I’m even the only one complaining sef) The look on her face was “yen yen yen”. Since then she continued the piano play without reducing the volume, this time, she’s no longer learning how to play, she’s purposely causing nuisance with it. Right now when I smoke weed, Na only dust I con Dey reason. You know that feeling when you smoke weed and starts having that feeling of conquering future goals, then you starts hearing a horrible piano play like that of a little kid. It’s messing my trips mehn. How do I treat her fvck up? I nor wan involve police. I never enter police station before. 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by lilianofentse(f): 10:09pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Ok 17 Likes
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Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Junkie1: 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
MURDER HER STORE HER BODY IN THE FRIDGE AND DISPOSE OF IT AT NIGHT ... PERMANENT SOLUTION... THANK ME LATER 11 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:20pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Junkie1:i thought of that bro. But that will involve the police and las las prison. That’s why I said I don’t want to involve the police. Reason why I said that is if I should murder her now, I will be arrested and locked up. 7 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Juliet11111(f): 10:21pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
are you disturbed cos the noise distracts your weed session or cos it’s loud? Anyway I believe she doesn’t play the piano all day so I suggest you wait till midnight before you light your weed or better still buy yourself a set of drums and start you own disturbance. If the neighbors complain you kindly relay the genesis of the whole problem to them 32 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by clive2u(m): 10:24pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Take her out, case solved. I knw u wan fvck her 9 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:27pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Juliet11111:aunty, it seems she now wake up and sleep on top the piano. The worse part is when I’m happy she’s stopped, after some minutes I will hear about two to five annoying keys sound from the piano. How can I go buy drum and start playing? Am I mad? 5 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
lilianofentse: lilianofentse: |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Emotionss: 10:28pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Never trouble trouble even when trouble troubles you. 2 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:29pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Buy loudspeaker , that mosque type. Use am face her house or attack am to the pole near her house come start to dey play pastor kumuyi preaching from 12 to 6. She go beg you for morning 61 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 10:50pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
lol op swear say if dat gal open leg give u,u no go fvck 3 Likes
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Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Blizzy9ja: 10:51pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Dis one na igbo smoker sef... oya bring your music system face her side play those annoying noisy who songs... She go report you to police |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by chukwuibuipob: 10:52pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
2 house" away" from Ur own and U waka there alone to warned ur "Crush" to reduce the volume. Nah only u dey live in dat Estate? While peepz are away to work,u dey house dey monitor person wey dey play her piano jeje.The day she go bath u with pepper/hot wota isn't too far.Continue ooo 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
chukwuibuipob:who told you I don’t go to work. My work time is short. It’s the lady that’s always at home. She plays the piano till around 11pm to 12am every night and starts around 6 with little intro and continue fully at 8 or thereabouts 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Lonelypacifist6: 11:21pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Gun for sale long range type with silencer comes with six bullets just kidding You'd have to report her to the police or better still offer to take her out this might sound strange but be friends with her and things would change you might even get to smash her if she's your type. 2 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Skmoda360(m): 11:26pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
when you are living with a mad woman you tend to act like one over time....just go and buy big public address system and attach it to a pole facing her building and play pastor d.k olukoya message for her make she sabi as it dey go.... 4 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
stupidity:Get urself a good headset and download a couple of ur own stuff and listen to while u smoke some good sh1t.. Make sure the ur ears are on lock 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Sluvist(m): 11:40pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
2 houses in between your compound, her 1st & the 2nd never complain about it, but you the 3rd neighbor is complaining, sorry for you. Is like the weed you smoke is from Agege because i heard that Agege weed is very strong and reactive. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by cr7lomo: 11:53pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
Las Las...una go end up together |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Victorisoni3(m): 12:06am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Hmhahaha the comments am reading here are very funny Meanwhile how come u r the only one the music is disturbing 2 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 12:11am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Victorisoni3:i nor understand, because no one is complaining I should now keep quite and endure the torment? 3 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by atilla(m): 12:15am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Bro. R u sure there is someone playing piano. Are u sure the music is not in ur head? Ask around to see if anyone one else is hearing the noise then you guys should write her a letter so it's on record before u start doing anything else 22 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by BuddhaPalm(m): 12:15am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Buy band, trumpet or vuvuzela. 1 Like |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Victorisoni3(m): 12:22am On Jun 11, 2019 |
stupidity:Hmm can't really say Somehow twill turn out good |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 1:07am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Na wao |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by SmartMugu: 2:19am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Organize boys to rob her of the piano. If she buys another, do it again and again. |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 2:26am On Jun 11, 2019 |
You're truly living up to your moniker, kudos man. I like men that are proud of who they are. |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Nobody: 2:38am On Jun 11, 2019 |
stupidity:You can only disarm her by making her to like you. Simple as that. |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Starboytwo(m): 2:45am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Now here's what you will do, go to the house tomorrow morning around 5 am, knock the gate, the aboki head never boot finish, as he opens the gate and before he said "who be Ghen-ghen, he remain you and madam for the whole compound, madam sees you and she about to start forming again Madam- you dis man, you are here again, what do you want gan gan self...are you sure it's only piano you want to press?... Watch out for subsequent episode 5 Likes |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by lilmarley: 4:54am On Jun 11, 2019 |
dairykidd: I wonder how you people summon the courage to type comments like this Well, as for me.... Whenever I intend to comment or post like a Bada$$..... home training will be looking at me like 3 Likes
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Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Amuocha: 6:16am On Jun 11, 2019 |
DisGuy day don break |
Re: How Can I Treat This Girls Fvckup? Photo. by Isoduwa(m): 6:19am On Jun 11, 2019 |
Enter there for night thief the piano � fear go catch her after that day � 2 Likes |
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