eghuan1:
As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

profjustine458:
Mine was in Dubai,this xyz company called me for an interview after the interview and certificate review ,I was asked to start work the next day.salary 2400aed that's 240k in NAIRA.
so I asked the European man where to start, me thinking it was in the goodlucking office where I was interviewed, not knowing it was a kitchen work.
When I got to the place this nigaz wan use bag of flour kill me. I mix 14bags of 50kg flour every nite that's for Bread mix(Arabic bread and stuffs like that) including other items like semolina mix, cereal mix then ready mix for dough after that I Start sealing manually then load to the truck that will distribute to different outlets. It was a permanent night shift work. Menh after 6months I've to take off. That's after getting to know the risk involved in the kind of job I do.

TemmyWon:
So I attended a job interview at this school. I thought it was a good place judging by signboard only to get there and see the owner looking ragged with one horrible looking shoes. He kept talking and all about humble beginning, I told h he won't be able to pay me

czarina:
There was this very long ASUU strike. Decide to get a job seeing that it wasn't ending soon.

I saw a sign; FACTORY WORKERS NEEDED

Got there and discovered it was GNLD, after plenty talk, they came clean and told us it was actually a sales work and we'd become managers and manageresses (whatever that means) after only three weeks.

So, they offered a free training, and after plenty of motivational speeches, the trekking began.

We almost trekked the whole of Delta state and when we finished, the manager asked me how I enjoyed (God forbid bad thing) my sales experience.

Me: (already angry and with running nose from the trekking) It was great, I'll resume tomorrow

Oga manager called and called, I no just bother pick him call

Guest007:


LOL! what about the pay? I fell for that door to door crap...

I was chased by a dog and some psychos try to invite me in... hell no! so they could eat me this was before GPS.
I never even went back for the pay check... I think they don't pay for training which is work really

PrincessB1:

cucumbae:
Got two job offers at the same time.One,I was to start immediately. The other one was my second invitation to come for interview. I ignored the first one that I was supposed to start immediately and went for the second one.Up till this time i have not been call to resume work after conclusion of second interview.

czarina:
There was this very long ASUU strike. Decide to get a job seeing that it wasn't ending soon.

I saw a sign; FACTORY WORKERS NEEDED

Got there and discovered it was GNLD, after plenty talk, they came clean and told us it was actually a sales work and we'd become managers and manageresses (whatever that means) after only three weeks.

So, they offered a free training, and after plenty of motivational speeches, the trekking began.

We almost trekked the whole of Delta state and when we finished, the manager asked me how I enjoyed (God forbid bad thing) my sales experience.

Me: (already angry and with running nose from the trekking) It was great, I'll resume tomorrow

Oga manager called and called, I no just bother pick him call.

Olamsoh:
"What is the most ridiculous job offer you have ever received?"

Applied as an Operations Manager in an iron company. I was offered d job. 3months later, dey sack d gateman & handed d key 2me. I wil be d 1 to opn d gate,wash d toilet,mob d offices,go 2 bank evryday 2 deliver client cheques plus multiple insult frm my boss r.All dis for 40k

Let us hear from you.

Guest007:


LOL! what about the pay? I fell for that door to door crap...

I was chased by a dog and some psychos try to invite me in... hell no! so they could eat me this was before GPS.
I never even went back for the pay check... I think they don't pay for training which is work really

eghuan1:
As my NYSC was drawing to a close, the headmistress of the school I was serving told me she had talked to the ministry of education supervisors and they have agreed to take me as a staff of the school.

I was like wow!

I asked madam, how much us the salary, she said 10k. I said madam, I mean the pay at the end of the month, she said is 10k not enough for you? That's what they pay us o.

Na do I tell am say make I go show my parents my certificate first. I will come back and start work.

She went to tell the students that I will be coming back to teach them.

They've been waiting for me since 2013.

Mexyz:
Babe give me one chair abeg... This guys wants to finish me with laughter

kitaatita:
I was offered job to sell medications on a molue bus. I had applied as a marketing officer.

binary007:
During my Nysc in ilorin, I thought it would be nice to work for extra pay so I went to a tutorial and offer to teach the students. Ssce/jamb/ijmb.
He said the pay is #400 per period. I said no wahala.
I was in my full khaki regalia.
Next he said where is my CV?
I said CV for what??
He said they always review CV for any new teacher joining the tutorial.
Review my CV that I prepared for shell/chevron for #400 per hour.
I told him its ridiculous.
To my utmost surprise, he opened one drawer.... Mehn! See CV's like final year project. He gave them to me and told me those are the "Recent" submission.

Mehn and brethren, I went through the CV's and saw a guy, Graduate of Mathematics from Uniben, 2:1. He finished his NYSC 4years before the year I started serving. 4fucking years!!!!! I just handpicked his CV and told him to give this guy the job.

#400 per hour.
That Year, On that day, at that hour, I strolled home jejely.

profjustine458:
Mine was in Dubai,this xyz company called me for an interview after the interview and certificate review ,I was asked to start work the next day.salary 2400aed that's 240k in NAIRA.
so I asked the European man where to start, me thinking it was in the goodlucking office where I was interviewed, not knowing it was a kitchen work.
When I got to the place this nigaz wan use bag of flour kill me. I mix 14bags of 50kg flour every nite that's for Bread mix(Arabic bread and stuffs like that) including other items like semolina mix, cereal mix then ready mix for dough after that I Start sealing manually then load to the truck that will distribute to different outlets. It was a permanent night shift work. Menh after 6months I've to take off. That's after getting to know the risk involved in the kind of job I do.

binary007:
During my Nysc in ilorin, I thought it would be nice to work for extra pay so I went to a tutorial and offer to teach the students. Ssce/jamb/ijmb.
He said the pay is #400 per period. I said no wahala.
I was in my full khaki regalia.
Next he said where is my CV?
I said CV for what??
He said they always review CV for any new teacher joining the tutorial.
Review my CV that I prepared for shell/chevron for #400 per hour.
I told him its ridiculous.
To my utmost surprise, he opened one drawer.... Mehn! See CV's like final year project. He gave them to me and told me those are the "Recent" submission.

Mehn and brethren, I went through the CV's and saw a guy, Graduate of Mathematics from Uniben, 2:1. He finished his NYSC 4years before the year I started serving. 4fucking years!!!!! I just handpicked his CV and told him to give this guy the job.

#400 per hour.
That Year, On that day, at that hour, I strolled home jejely.

Funpeter:
what is the risk biko?

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