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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Frankipine042: 7:42am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Jacqueline22(f): 7:43am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 7:43am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by daddytime(m): 7:43am On Jul 16, 2019 |
![]() Olamsoh: If you no dey no operations for the company na. Good title and job description I must say. ![]() |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by ednut1(m): 7:45am On Jul 16, 2019 |
First interview after nysc .Applied for an accounts executive role in an investment bank. I tot it was an accountant role. Fine office and all. Interviewers you would be required to sell tbills and bonds worth 50m a month. On commission basis. Sorry am in a wrong place 16 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by fkj950ax(m): 7:46am On Jul 16, 2019 |
afaatng: That's how it all starts. Before the story changes. Job opportunities in ME countries requires you, your lawyer and the police to be involved with the application. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 7:46am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Do you have to lie to feel important Small minded fellow lilmax: 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Ikville(m): 7:46am On Jul 16, 2019 |
[quote author=cucumbae post=80286347]Got two job offers at the same time.One,I was to start immediately. The other one was my second invitation to come for interview. I ignored the first one that I was supposed to start immediately and went for the second one.Up till this time i have not been call to resume work after conclusion of second interview.[/quote Na interview u need abi na job? U need to format ur brain...virus don enter 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Godside: 7:49am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Olamsoh: Pls help me ask him , I hope its not Tek exprt |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 7:50am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 7:55am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Ubdavis(m): 7:55am On Jul 16, 2019 |
After secondary school, I got a job with a small company producing gin without nafdac number, and the pay was 600k, yet salaries were owed... |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Martin0(m): 7:55am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Jacqueline22:u dey laugh the bros abi ![]() |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by EzeFund(m): 7:56am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Was offered a job to defend buhari on nairaland for 30k per month ![]() 31 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Godside: 7:58am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Mine was last year . After the whole you must have an international passport before the interview and the call from aboard by one oyinbo woman . I had to sell something's to travel so as to get the passport. Got the passport with more than 35k . I went for the interview ,got a success mail telling me they will get back to me . Nothing yet o 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by LongThickPenis(m): 7:59am On Jul 16, 2019 |
I once got a job after NYSC in Ikeja with a selfish Lawyer's property firm in 2008 closely related to the family that owns Chrisland school. I was placed on on a 30,000 monthly salary that was barely enough and the only old car was rarely fueled for me to go out that I would sometimes fuel from my pocket and when I sought refunds, I wouldn't be given. To cut story short, I started using the car for job hunt till I got a job with a Bank in Victoria Island that paid up to 4 and later 8times what I earned. I left the job for them even forfeited my final pay in lieu of notice 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by MrFly(m): 8:00am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Olamsoh:u were overpaid sef. Lol |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Indomie001: 8:00am On Jul 16, 2019 |
I applied for that job then, got invite so I ll have to shuttle from ikorodu to mushin , woke very early to beat traffic in Lagos. On getting there, after unending wait, a man walked in started to tell us how salary job is spoiling Nigerian youth future, how the so called certificate is as useless asbeancake paper, how they v been changing the story of many Nigeria both young , old , literates and illiterates. In short, after a very long sermon of over 3hours , we were able to decode they are one of these petti marketing company full Lagos . We were told to pay 12k for registration after world most sweettonque I ever see, some actually stood up to pay which I believe they are the same, can anyone guess what they are selling ![]() SWEET! Yea sweet � like normal sweet , they actually have some working for them already based on commission, one mistakenly came into lecture hall , he looked like haaa gosh ![]() After no much response from 12k payment they went down to 6k ![]() Haaaa many Nigerians are suffering on top job search i swear which am also one of them ![]() I PRAY MAY GOD CHANGE MY STORY SOON. 45 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by HeraldAgric01(m): 8:00am On Jul 16, 2019 |
MubarakMukhtar: No,you are not. but you are yet to come to terms with reality. Worse has happened and job seekers are continually taken advantage of. Above all may we be favoured by God 15 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by kuuljay(m): 8:01am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Ytea:I wished I can meet you in real life,you funny die
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Agbalanze(m): 8:02am On Jul 16, 2019 |
After my NYSC, I didnt want to stay at home so i got a job in a factory, there was no vacancy for B.Sc/ Eng so i accepted the SSCE/OND slot which is more or less a hard labour. Pay was 15k/month but if you miss work a day , they will minus 1k and if you come late, minus 2h. Work is Monday to saturday and it's 2wks day, 2wks night. Company pays half price your lunch (N50) and you pay half (N50), and monthly tax was 5h meaning your take home is roughly 13k. There was this month I missed work for 8days starting from 1st and came late 2 times, after calculating what my pay will be if I work the remaining days , I just left and didn't return. 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by J4JUVENTUS(m): 8:02am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Omo see chumchin and our leaders keep wasting billions on irrelevant things... No job and them say them dey fight crime.... 13 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by JennyOfOldstones(f): 8:03am On Jul 16, 2019 |
MubarakMukhtar:Haq Haq Haq. You don't know what's going on 20 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by peteruuu(m): 8:08am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by goshen26: 8:10am On Jul 16, 2019 |
So I got this job of an Electrician in a furniture company at Bode-Thomas. Though the pay was meager but I decided to boost my knowledge since !y role goes in line with !y qualification. I got paid on my first month of joining them, but subsequent months no pay, I would walk from Ijesha to office to and fro on daily basis. The CEO would get supply of millions of naira, the next thing is to fly abroad with his wife to enjoy. His workers that brings the money are left to suffer, he doesn't care. I decided to resign but the MD pleaded that he would speak with chairman, and he actually got him convinced and he increased my salary with more responsibility; that I would now supervise cleaners. One of the cleaners told me that he was also employed as furniture technician until he was asker to supervise cleaners now a full time cleaner. Na so I resign fully; the small salary you can't pay how am I sure you will pay the new pay. I got a teaching job in IKD, I worked for barely three months and a govt job offer came my way. 49 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 8:11am On Jul 16, 2019 |
PrincessB1:Na my place o 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by ucheuzor1(m): 8:11am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Agbalanze: ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by jasonclement(m): 8:12am On Jul 16, 2019 |
czarina:Hahahahahaha. Lol 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 8:12am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by auduadeniyi(m): 8:16am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Mine was after my NYSC I went for an interview at one hotel in Minna After the talks the owner drop one create of coca cola an advise the take home which is (8k) and I will work for 24hr. I did not waste my time I drank 5 bottles of the minerals and close my eyes to so him how wicked I am 44 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by princeade86(m): 8:19am On Jul 16, 2019 |
PrincessB1:pls get me one also with popcorn. laugh wan burst my belle 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Youngstar76(m): 8:23am On Jul 16, 2019 |
eghuan1: Eyah I feel bad for the students who might have been expecting u. More like the coming of Christ. U for honestly make am clear to the headmistress say 10k 2 small 4 ur needs so u no fit take d job. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
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