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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Puregold3(f): 9:11am On Jul 16, 2019 |
dannybrasky: This is the funniest job ever. so, u scammed egbon abi... Ur lie was epic 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by unikprince(m): 9:12am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Got a job as a Stockkeeper in a newly built open bar in Delta state in 2013 immediately after my NYSC, salary was 15k. I became an errand boy to the manager, I was even assisting to sell beer whenever customers are much, it wasn't an experience to remember as I used to work from 6am -1am, no time to rest/sleep since I live and sleeps at the manager's office then. ![]() ![]() I cried from Enugu down to Sapele after I was rejected by a UBA interviewer because I was 1yr older than the required age they wanted. Fast forward to 3yrs later when the Bar was almost crumbling due to mismanagement, I took the risk of taking it on lease from the owner, I became the MD, advised the owner to convert the VIP section to rooms and boom, it was like a windfall. Made my first million by December 2016, bought my first 2 plots of land, started training my younger brother in the university, started paying fees for some fatherless children, made sure I assist in my little way in helping those in need, tried to relocate to Canada in 2017 but was duped by the agent, bought another land worth millions last, my younger bro is graduating this year (I single handedly saw him thru school), made my parents smile and proud. ![]() ![]() ![]() Now I want to try my luck of relocating again. Of a truth it pays to be patient atimes, I have not gotten to my destination, but I'm not where I used to be, God took me from d slums blessed me even when I don't deserve it. Glory to God forever. 110 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by sparog(m): 9:14am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Eaugusta: You're right that he didn't apply wisdom but he was still brave enough to chase after something that was not certain yet over something certain 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by LordAdam16: 9:15am On Jul 16, 2019 |
ThothHermes: See this too many times, that maybe it's necessary to set the record straight. Factory and warehouse jobs the world over are terrible. Go read accounts about minimum-wage workers in Amazon processing centers who have to pee in bottles to save time. That's a company with a $990b market cap. This also explains why automation is seeing rapid growth in that sector, with the hope that the factories and warehouses of the future will not employ humans. The question really is would you or anyone you know buy cabin biscuit for N40 apiece to help provide the "humane" working conditions you hastily propose for the factory workers? Or isn't this just the ironic conundrum that those who decry conditions regarded as representative of modern slavery are often the most price-conscious consumers. Same individuals who'd go to a local eatery (commonly called mama put) and want a large serve of rice, beans, plantain, two large-sized cuts of meat all for less than $1 if possible. And then when they're told the worker is paid less than 10k monthly after "slaving" from 6 to 6, they begin fuming like they've ever tipped or make it a point to pay excess. If you think you can run a factory that pays much better, gives lots of breaks, paid vacations, even maternity/paternity leave to low-skilled workers; while simultaneously offering low market price or even better undercutting the competition, paying off your double-digit loans timely, and providing double-digit returns to investors and shareholders; please write a business plan and I can guarantee you you'd become a billionaire in 5 years as capital will find you instead of the other way around. Gala has been sold at 50 naira for over 10 years. In that same time minimum wage has risen from 9800 to 30000, and NGN/USD rate has risen from 100/$ to 360/$. Now if UAC says they want to increase the price to 150 to match the wage and rate increase; how many of you would buy? This is the type of economic illiteracy that leads to the election of nutjobs like Buhari and AOC. There's no emotion in the jungle or the real world. Employers do not just arbitrarily choose what to pay workers, the market determines what to pay workers. That is why entry doctors in Nigeria earn $6000 while their mates in the US earn 6 figures. The difference however is that while childbirth by CS in Nigeria stays below $800 in total; in the US, it goes for about or over $10k (you can check the giving birth thread on NL). In fact, a woman was quoted $877,000 after having triplets. Heart transplants can reach 7 figures. I'd like to see people proffer solutions on how to address wage inequality without the emotional-laden diatribes. That last bit disgusts me! -Lord 75 Likes 15 Shares |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by tbabs10166(m): 9:16am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Agbalanze:your salary is 15k for 1 month excluding sundays which makes it roughly 25days in a month and that's equivalent to 600 naira per day. 15,000/25 = #600 per day, yet they take away 1k if u miss a day Haahaa some people no get conscience at all o. 11 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by MisterKings(m): 9:16am On Jul 16, 2019 |
lilmax: Linus Mba 7 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by namiji2598: 9:19am On Jul 16, 2019 |
MubarakMukhtar:my brother life is not what it seems 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Francisayo(m): 9:20am On Jul 16, 2019 |
ezrael360: I studied chemistry too...i dnt know if there's still any vacancy offer at ur firm |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 9:22am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by alphaNomega: 9:22am On Jul 16, 2019 |
fatymore: But Sunday to Monday is only 2 days ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by uncleck: 9:26am On Jul 16, 2019 |
The factory work I am currently doing. 20k/month. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 9:27am On Jul 16, 2019 |
BianoJay:wait u mean thy didn't pay u for the four months? |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by BianoJay(m): 9:30am On Jul 16, 2019 |
pesinfada: Nope! |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by bentwood85(m): 9:33am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Bankalert: Bros! Please How did you get the FG job?. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 9:34am On Jul 16, 2019 |
BianoJay:no pay? |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 9:36am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Gracealone:That's true! |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by armadeo(m): 9:36am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Olamsoh: Bleep!!!! Is this for real or you made it up. Bleep!!!!! |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by healthpal: 9:37am On Jul 16, 2019 |
this thread is funny, interesting and inspirational...lol... 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by abkrgumel(m): 9:37am On Jul 16, 2019 |
PrincessB1:Oya bring it to me now now b4 I coz trouble 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by BarrElChapo(m): 9:38am On Jul 16, 2019 |
na to buy milk and milo every day dey come work na ![]() ThothHermes: |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by alphaNomega: 9:38am On Jul 16, 2019 |
MubarakMukhtar: Muktar if you have the connection to get a government job, start using it now! Some of the stories you read here are true. 5 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by BianoJay(m): 9:39am On Jul 16, 2019 |
pesinfada: No pay. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by alphaNomega: 9:39am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Edonice: Next time start with N300,000 and give reasons why you should earn such. It is called negotiation for a reason. 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Zzyy(m): 9:40am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 9:40am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 9:41am On Jul 16, 2019 |
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Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by PrincessB1(f): 9:42am On Jul 16, 2019 |
abkrgumel:I don give you already naa Abi you get four pairs of bumbum? ![]() |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by 3rdavefarms(m): 9:42am On Jul 16, 2019 |
Asquare84: They quickly remove 50 k sharply 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by BianoJay(m): 9:43am On Jul 16, 2019 |
pesinfada:They were o...small small money dey enter. I stayed that long because I was learning stuff. That was even why I accepted the job at all...the place afforded me the opportunity to learn one or two things. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 16, 2019 |
[quote author=Ikville post=80310809][/quote]The job was secured and the salary was OK by me.The other one was not that secured that was why I went for it. |
Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by alphaNomega: 9:45am On Jul 16, 2019 |
fkj950ax: Police from which of the countries? |
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