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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:31pm On Jul 24, 2019
grin grin
Ibime:


How man want take reply that guy bros?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:33pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:
Oga dayo n co

Whadiya gato say about dis african voodoo bulletproof??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pNf0UBNas
bros no let person push you into untimely death make you go believe this
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 6:41pm On Jul 24, 2019
iamoyindamola:
bros no let person push you into untimely death make you go believe this
We had a lil argument about d existence of voodoo ...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by obainojazz(m): 6:45pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:
Oga dayo n co

Whadiya gato say about dis african voodoo bulletproof??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pNf0UBNas
Look as the thing dey sound Sef.. be like Dayo spanking as$
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 6:46pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:

We had a lil argument about d existence of voodoo ...
I was there,do you believe the man?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 6:48pm On Jul 24, 2019
obainojazz:
Look as the thing dey sound Sef.. be like Dayo spanking as$
Meaning it is fake/false from your opinion...can u give reasons?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 6:49pm On Jul 24, 2019
iamoyindamola:
I was there,do you believe the man?
Yea I believe him.In general I believe voodoo exists and works
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by thorrvik55(m): 6:51pm On Jul 24, 2019
undecided

Here we go again

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 7:03pm On Jul 24, 2019
Lana1:
U people and unnecessary shakuskau worshipping eh...

"If you are playing with a useless striker like Benzema, you must deny that bag of beans, balls and go it alone"....yet at the end of all that, there was no shot on goal or chance created. All we've seen is him dribbling 3 people and losing the ball in the end to what looked like a clean tackle.


No be today we don dey see people dey dribble like that. It's nothing new or special. Make una relax.

Who told you he didn't create any chance? You just want to type something, right?

That was the creativity your team lacked last season, to free other attacking players, that made your team to languish in 6th.

If opponent could be deploying like three players to stop one of your attackers, other attackers have massive chance to score if they know what they are doing. That's what made MSN unstoppable with opponents getting numerically destroyed under the dribbling skills of Messi and Neymar, getting out when crowded to free their mates.l

When your team have a player with such ability , quote me. I don't want see useless names like Lingard or Martial pls.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kimbeast: 7:25pm On Jul 24, 2019
Apart from pulisic and Alonso for robben and Cole.
And Zappacosta on the bench just in case we’re trailing with a few minutes to go I think this list is spot in

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 7:32pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kimbeast:
Apart from pulisic and Alonso for robben and Cole.
And Zappacosta on the bench just in case we’re trailing with a few minutes to go I think this list is spot in

Willian for Robben.

cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 7:43pm On Jul 24, 2019
airmark:


Willian for Robben.

cheesy
In Igbo, you would be termed obata osu



grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2019
airmark:


Who told you he didn't create any chance? You just want to type something, right?

That was the creativity your team lacked last season, to free other attacking players, that made your team to languish in 6th.
Lol. Stooory. Is it like the kind of "creativity" Chelsea had when they finished 10th and then 5th under Conte, all under Hazard's watch? cheesy cheesy

If opponent could be deploying like three players to stop one of your attackers, other attackers have massive chance to score if they know what they are doing. That's what made MSN unstoppable with opponents getting numerically destroyed under the dribbling skills of Messi and Neymar, getting out when crowded to free their mates.
Hazard and all his "shaku-shaku creativity" with all his take-ons and yet Chelsea was still the lowest scoring team in the top 6 last season.
That's to tell you dribbling and dancing around 5 players would not put a goal in the net.

When your team have a player with such ability, quote me. I don't want see useless names like Lingard or Martial pls.
Lol. Make we hear word bros. Martial and Pogba dey dribble like that on a steady when they need to.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Emaprince: 8:11pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kimbeast:
Apart from pulisic and Alonso for robben and Cole.
And Zappacosta on the bench just in case we’re trailing with a few minutes to go I think this list is spot in
Ivanovic the best ever right back.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 8:11pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:
Oga dayo n co

Whadiya gato say about dis african voodoo bulletproof??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5pNf0UBNas

The question u should be asking is what happened to the bullet? Why is he showing us just the shell casing? Why is he not spitting the bullet out instead of the casing?

The guy obviously loaded the gun with shell casing and steadilu firing blanks. Abi na so gùn dey sound like fart?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 8:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
BlueRayDick:


The question u should be asking is what happened to the bullet? Why is he showing us just the shell casing? Why is he not spitting the bullet out instead of the casing?

The guy obviously loaded the gun with shell casing and steadilu firing blanks. Abi na so gùn dey sound like fart?
shell casing alone will do damages considering d range
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:22pm On Jul 24, 2019
Lana1:

Lol. Stooory. Is it like the kind of "creativity" Chelsea had when they finished 10th and then 5th under Conte, all under Hazard's watch? cheesy cheesy

Hazard and all his "shaku-shaku creativity" with all his take-ons and yet Chelsea was still the lowest scoring team in the top 6 last season.
That's to tell you dribbling and dancing around 5 players would not put a goal in the net.


Lol. Make we hear word bros. Martial and Pogba dey dribble like that on a steady when they need to.

Mention one of your non shakushaku creators with 16 goals last season? What should we call your useless players who couldn't find the net like Hazard? Zanku dancers?

Martial and Pogba? You are mentioning Martial? Even Odoi has more stuff to offer than that French Iheanacho.

Pogba? His only creativity was seen in penalty kicks.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jul 24, 2019
Lana1:

Lol. Stooory. Is it like the kind of "creativity" Chelsea had when they finished 10th and then 5th under Conte, all under Hazard's watch? cheesy cheesy

Hazard and all his "shaku-shaku creativity" with all his take-ons and yet Chelsea was still the lowest scoring team in the top 6 last season.
That's to tell you dribbling and dancing around 5 players would not put a goal in the net.


Lol. Make we hear word bros. Martial and Pogba dey dribble like that on a steady when they need to.
Hazard's watch? I never knew he had been at the helm (manager) for Chelsea.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by airmark(m): 8:32pm On Jul 24, 2019
Unlimited22:

In Igbo, you would be termed obata osu



grin grin

Hahaha I just asked someone now.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 8:40pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kimbeast:
Apart from pulisic and Alonso for robben and Cole.
And Zappacosta on the bench just in case we’re trailing with a few minutes to go I think this list is spot in
Azpilicueta may be Mr. Reliable, but Ivanovic had greater impact IMO. He gets the nod for me.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 9:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:

shell casing alone will do damages considering d range

You saw the blood dripping from his mouth already.

U didn't answer the question about the bullet. Did he swallow them? Why isn't he dropping the bullet like he was doing to the shell casing?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by SkimpleD: 9:27pm On Jul 24, 2019
Creativity in penalty kicks grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:30pm On Jul 24, 2019
BlueRayDick:


You saw the blood dripping from his mouth already.

U didn't answer the question about the bullet. Did he swallow them? Why isn't he dropping the bullet like he was doing to the shell casing?
Voodoo tactics can't be explained scientifically or logically. ..I am saying this cos I have partaken in one or two voodoo ......Things seen or done can't be really explained ...

I have also seen were robbers shot at a man but no effect ...just a bump at d spot


So believe me bro I can't explain it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 9:33pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:

Voodoo tactics can't be explained scientifically or logically. ..I am saying this cos I have partaken in one or two voodoo ......Things seen or done can't be really explained ...

I have also seen were robbers shot at a man but no effect ...just a bump at d spot


So believe me bro I can't explain it
so you have been involved in voodoo and you can't use it to become the richest man shocked
You fvcked up mehn

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 9:34pm On Jul 24, 2019
airmark:


Mention one of your non shakushaku creators with 16 goals last season? What should we call your useless players who couldn't find the net like Hazard? Zanku dancers?
Trash. Didn't ur shaku-shaku chairman go almost 365 days without a goal? Lol. 4 players from my club scored at least 10 goals each. How many of una mumu players manage that kind thing? Martial outscored Hazard in his first EPL season. Lukaku has been outscoring Hazard almost every season till last season. Hazard is only slightly better than United's forwards. Nothing special about the take-on merchant.

Martial and Pogba? You are mentioning Martial? Even Odoi has more stuff to offer than that French Iheanacho.
Lol. We are calling better players, this one is calling Odoi. Odoi kor, O boi ni. When Odoi breaks ur favorite defenders knees like the one below, and scores then we can talk.

Pogba? His only creativity was seen in penalty kicks.
Say it without crying. grin grin
Were his 9 assists penalties too?
Pogba is not a forward yet without the penalties, he'd still outscore all Chelsea players except Pedro and Mr Shaku-Shaku. Gave more assists than everyone in ur mumu team except Mr shakushaku as well.


Nothing wey Hazard fit do wey we never see b4. Stop having a wánk fest ontop ordinary take-ons.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueRayDick: 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2019
Segedinho:

Voodoo tactics can't be explained scientifically or logically. ..I am saying this cos I have partaken in one or two voodoo ......Things seen or done can't be really explained ...

I have also seen were robbers shot at a man but no effect ...just a bump at d spot


So believe me bro I can't explain it


Okay my oga. When next u partake in one or two voodoo, kindly have a video camera handy, make a few recordings, upload on YouTube, and let's discuss about it. Let's see if it defies logic cos this very one u posted can be explained logically. I just told u what the guy did but na u no wan agree o

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Unlimited22: 9:45pm On Jul 24, 2019
SkimpleD:
Creativity in penalty kicks grin
I swear, Airmark is a crazy fella grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:54pm On Jul 24, 2019
iamoyindamola:
so you have been involved in voodoo and you can't use it to become the richest man shocked
You fvcked up mehn
When I say I partook in one or two voodoo. .I was actually referring 2 my 2nd school days (slap n eat grass,torch and follow etc)...about the ritual u are talking about,several things are definitely involve like exchanging what u luv most 2 get wat u cherish (money) and d sacrifice will definitely be what will b greater than money..
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Segedinho(m): 9:58pm On Jul 24, 2019
BlueRayDick:





Okay my oga. When next u partake in one or two voodoo, kindly have a video camera handy, make a few recordings, upload on YouTube, and let's discuss about it. Let's see if it defies logic cos this very one u posted can be explained logically. I just told u what the guy did but na u no wan agree o
There is no way u can believe it bro cos definitely it will be very illogical...voodoo repercussions are not what u will have to risk bro...I did it ignorantly (trying 2 belong and referred as big boy then)....i
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by A40(m): 10:27pm On Jul 24, 2019
monerozi5590:
Bale at 30 is even more deadly in attack than hazard at 28.


I am sorry Hazard's fans but it is the gospel truth.

Only preseason and Madrid fans already expressing zero tolerance for Shakushaku dancing grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:38pm On Jul 24, 2019
Kimbeast:
Apart from pulisic and Alonso for robben and Cole.
And Zappacosta on the bench just in case we’re trailing with a few minutes to go I think this list is spot in
Where is Essien?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:42pm On Jul 24, 2019
A40:


Only preseason and Madrid fans already expressing zero tolerance for Shakushaku dancing grin grin
By December they will be begging Chelsea to collect him back. Those ones are easily impressed by shakushaku

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