obentenyson:
them fit hijack the plane wey u wan take go Dubai..

Hahahahaha ahahahahha

Bros you funny oh

I just finished watching air crash investigation sha

Preator:


Too much final destination

You dey refer to that movie?

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

That means you are also an imaginary being because you were created by the imaginary God.

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

pessimisticality of an individual without consideration that thoughts differs

Godisreal:


pessimisticality of an individual without consideration that thoughts differs

Yeah thought differs
But that is reallity
Humans always want to avoid reality
Humans are coward

Pvssy:
That kinda bullet cannot kill you.

It's just minor injuries you will have.

Bullet that pierced through an iron car bonnet cannot kill somebody or what did you just typed?

fkj950ax:


Not true.

The velocity a falling round can reach after being shot (fired) up into the air cannot pierce that hood.

How many people die when 21 Gun Salute is conducted?

Firearms expert Julian Hatcher studied falling bullets in the 1920s and calculated that .30 caliber rounds reach terminal velocities of 90 m/s (300 feet per second or 186 miles per hour).[7] A bullet traveling at only 61 m/s (200 feet per second) to 100 m/s (330 feet per second) can penetrate human skin.
Source - Wikipedia

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

Foolishnessship

IneedSugarMumy1:
Wow thank God


Na news like this de make me get double mind about buying car for uber oh

I'm about to get a car for uber this weekend or should I kuku de go Dubai

This country self

People no dey die for Dubai?

As a Muslim never joke with your morning and evening azkar (dua/prayer), it will protect you from all forms of evils/calamities

You can find the morning and evening azkar in the prayer book "Husnul Muslim (Citadel of the believer)".

There are so many other good Duas/prayers in the book, eg. When you want to leave your house, when u come back, when you want to copulate with your spouse, when your want to dress, when u want to enter the toilet/leave, when you want to travel, when you want to sleep, when u wake up etc

Buy the book or download it.

A strange angle of entry..

Abi Satan dey fire you from above?

Na that tiny thing fit kill?

cc aryasand

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

some are m@d, few are roaming

This is a big testimony. Life was not lost.

Your case is serious

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

You need a wedding photography discount, check my signature

Thank God your car did not die

Believer-in-nothing mugu, clear the way make wise people pass. Must u expose ur foolishness on every opportunity? Make way for better people joor

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

happney65:
cc aryasand

Agbaya!

Matrixoba:
Believer-in-nothing mugu, clear the way make wise people pass. Must u expose ur foolishness on every opportunity? Make way for better people joor

hilarious response

Take it a lot easy bro.... It will be better with time in the interim just take life easy.

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

This one bullets are now flying here and there, u sure say peaceful citizens no go comot for this war zone?

Freemanbobble:


You are young, dumb and broke

None of the above, Mr. Old, Vocal and Rich.

Old man, no matter how reasonable you sound, Life needs hope and Faith to live in it. Life is not for those who leave it to chance.

Deal with that!!!!

Freemanbobble:


Nor be say he time never reach
And there is no God to thank

He was just lucky
For every day we wake we are faced with more than a thousand ways to die

The bullet miss am nor mean say he nor go die later through another way
Like I said we are faced with more than a thousand way to die.
Don't be surprised before next week this man will die probably by a collapsed building

So we should stop thanking one imaginary God!

Even me self fit die after i type this thing finish probably knocked down by a car if i want cross road enter inside Uniben later this evening

I think you're either sad or depressed as a result of failure or something.

princeking2:

None of the above, Mr. Old, Vocal and Rich.

Old man, no matter how reasonable you sound, Life needs hope and Faith to live in it. Life is not for those who leave it to chance.

Deal with that!!!!

Yeah
Hope for the best
And prepare for the worse
But Humans don't like preparing for the worse
They are coward

hatbricker:
I think you're either sad or depressed as a result of failure or something.

You see why Humans are dumb

Matrixoba:
Believer-in-nothing mugu, clear the way make wise people pass. Must u expose ur foolishness on every opportunity? Make way for better people joor

You know nothing son