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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2019
male student.
She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.
"Where do you think you are going?" she asks. "Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!" gringringrin

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:09pm On Aug 06, 2019
- Do you know if Judas Iscariot girlfriend hadn't asked for money he wouldn't have sold Jesus?
- Yoruba sugar moms can be very caring, when you moan, they'll be like 'pele omo mi' grin
- Back in primary school, there was nothing as painful as being removed from choreography or cultural dance, e dey pain ehn!!
- Oneday, my mom joined me in watching Tom and Jerry, there was a particular scene where a pressing iron fell on Tom making him flat, few seconds later he popped back to normal, my mom jumped up and shouted 'Thank you Jesus'!
- My mom just did something and I said, "Mom if I were to be the one that did that now you'll say I don't have sense!" To cut the story short... The Wifi in God's grace Orthopedic Hospital is fast sha..
- My neighbor just bought iPhone of 370k, now he's knocking on my door begging for onions, I told him to go and download it, mtcheeeeeeew...
- Garri I just soak now now has quickly turned to Eba. Pls who exactly did we offend in this Nation with this heat?

TO BE CONTINUED

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2019
Answer to Riddle
A person with a pale of water on his/her head, walking over a bridge grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what would the sun become? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:27pm On Aug 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what would the sun become? undecided

Sin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 8:28pm On Aug 06, 2019
BankyGee:
Answer to Riddle
A person with a pale of water on his/her head, walking over a bridge grin

No winners for today!
*Claps, cheers*

dang it angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 9:30pm On Aug 06, 2019
pu7pl3:

dang it angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:46pm On Aug 06, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


If I were in the sun and you were out of it, what would the sun become? undecided
sin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ivyjojo: 10:24pm On Aug 06, 2019
ZoeyJ:
grin
this joke make sense ooo

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ivyjojo: 10:31pm On Aug 06, 2019
Nayo08:
grin you have no idea how long I have been waiting for this grin grin can't wait till tonight for the riddles grin grin grin
hahaha just live the house

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:58pm On Aug 07, 2019
- Mommy uncle dashed me 1,000 naira
Mom: oya bring it lemme keep it for you.
This was how corruption started in Nigeria!
- Some Girls are too stingy. How can you be sweeping and use one hand to cover your breasts? No space to even peep angry
- WhatsApp and Facebook is just dry today, some phones have been seized because of waec result cheesy
- One thing I enjoy doing is separating women's fight.
Don't ask why because that is the only time you get to hold any part of their body without them complaining grin
- 1% of infinix phone battery last longer than most men in this thread undecided
If I hear pim I go call your name or did u think dat dey did not tell me undecided
- After insulting the conductor and calling him all sorts of names then BOOM, you didn't see money in your pocket to pay him. Yawa ooo yawa grin
- Big Breasts Are Only Attractive Inside Bra, Let Them Remove Bra, Walls Of Jericho Will Fall lipsrsealed

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:08pm On Aug 07, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Sin

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Aug 07, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


There are two fathers and two sons in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:07pm On Aug 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


There are two fathers and two sons in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible? undecided

A son is in the car with his father and his grand father

3generations

For your latest infinix ba3 joke......pim angry

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 9:28pm On Aug 07, 2019
BankyGee:
Nayo08! Come out of your hiding place!
grin and here he comes... grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 9:39pm On Aug 07, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


There are two fathers and two sons in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible? undecided
the son is with his father and also his father's father is there also. 3 generations

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:27pm On Aug 07, 2019
Nayo08:
grin and here he comes... grin
Guy we go fight o angry

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:30pm On Aug 07, 2019
pu7pl3:

A son is in the car with his father and his grand father
3generations
For your latest infinix ba3 joke......pim angry
I no mention name na. But dem tell me sha smiley

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 7:22pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:

Guy we go fight o angry
cheesy cheesy wetin I do na grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:37pm On Aug 08, 2019
Nayo08:
cheesy cheesy wetin I do na grin
Check your inbox undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:41pm On Aug 08, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- Grandfather, Father & Son

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
pu7pl3!
wizi44!
*Claps, cheers*
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 7:47pm On Aug 08, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall.

What am I undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:12pm On Aug 08, 2019
Homework Palaver

TEACHER: Have you finished doing my homework? smiley
JOHNNY: Have you finished marking my tests? undecided
TEACHER: I have other children's test to mark. cool
JOHNNY: I have other teachers' homework to do angryangry

TO BE CONTINUED

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by wizi44(m): 8:30pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall.

What am I undecided
blastodisc

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:54pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:

Check your inbox undecided
grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nayo08(m): 8:55pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall.

What am I undecided
a chick

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 9:03pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall.

What am I undecided

Any creature in an egg

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Eagleyes(m): 11:43pm On Aug 08, 2019
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided


I live in my little house all alone. There are no doors or windows, and if I want to go out, I have to break through the wall.

What am I undecided

Chick �

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 10:19am On Aug 09, 2019
wizi44:
blastodisc
This man smiley

Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:07pm On Aug 09, 2019
Answer to Riddle
- A chick in an egg
- Any creature in an egg (I love this answer! shocked)

Winners of yesterday's riddle:-
Nayo08!
pu7pl3!
Eagleyes!
*Claps, cheers*

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:11pm On Aug 09, 2019
pu7pl3:

Any creature in an egg
My man! grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 8:15pm On Aug 09, 2019
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

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