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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Roon9(m): 9:17am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?

A gentleman never tells.

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by dazzlingd(m): 9:50am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

This picture is not possible... Dead on arrival

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by jnoz23(m): 11:03am On Aug 10, 2019
How many Nigerian girls can even suck dick sef?

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by BoboKush(m): 11:25am On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


So what's the most realistic scenario then? Does it hang inside the toilet bowl or nah?

Bro code
Nobody shld tel ha o

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by VanillaIyce(f): 11:30am On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

Oh lawd �
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by kingxsamz(m): 11:41am On Aug 10, 2019
SMH...who told this one that's how it looks like when men sit on toilet seats? *rolling eyes*

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by teelarryberry(m): 12:57pm On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


At this rate I'm sure it even gets covered with poop because you guys are being so defensive grin


Sincerely forget being defensive ,,, am not an advocate of Mouth Action. Me i don't like it ,,I don't advice it ,,
But seriously de dick dont operate like dat ,, wen its time too poo u wunt even remember you av a dick ,, cos it goes down like de lowest level inbeetwen de upper thighs , nobody get erection em pooing ,, I font no how ,maybe u should try check it out ,,from ur guy ,, erection works with way you feel at dat moment ,, an wen you want too poo ,, it takes over evey oder feelings in ur body ,, since de dick is not reciving signal ,,it goes down ,,, God way create am ,, Get sense na
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 1:01pm On Aug 10, 2019
teelarryberry:


Sincerely forget being defensive ,,, am not an advocate of Mouth Action. Me i don't like it ,,I don't advice it ,,
But seriously de dick dont operate like dat ,, wen its time too poo u want even remember you av a dick ,, cos it goes down like de lowest level inbeetwen de upper thighs , nobody get erection em pooing ,, I font no how ,maybe u should try check it out ,,from ur guy ,, erection works with way you feel at dat moment ,, an wen you want too poo ,, it takes over evey oder feelings in ur body ,, since de dick is not reciving signal ,,it goes down ,,, God way create am ,, Get sense na

You don't like it, really? Mind if I ask why? This is the 1st time I'm hearing this. I'm intrigued.
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Obinnau(m): 2:13pm On Aug 10, 2019
teelarryberry:


Sincerely forget being defensive ,,, am not an advocate of Mouth Action. Me i don't like it ,,I don't advice it ,,
But seriously de dick dont operate like dat ,, wen its time too poo u wunt even remember you av a dick ,, cos it goes down like de lowest level inbeetwen de upper thighs , nobody get erection em pooing ,, I font no how ,maybe u should try check it out ,,from ur guy ,, erection works with way you feel at dat moment ,, an wen you want too poo ,, it takes over evey oder feelings in ur body ,, since de dick is not reciving signal ,,it goes down ,,, God way create am ,, Get sense na
Guy you're falling our hands

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Nobody: 3:26pm On Aug 10, 2019
Las las dat picture na scam

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by teelarryberry(m): 3:28pm On Aug 10, 2019
Obinnau:
Guy you're falling our hands


No vex bros ,,
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by friendlyadvice: 3:30pm On Aug 10, 2019
Allsingles:
The best way to deal with this is simple.
As a man, after using the toilet, whether you just finished urinating or poo, carefully wash your penis.
Wash the penis thoroughly.
Do it every day and it will become part of you.
Your penis can never smell bad, it will be neat and your boxer too can't smell either because the little drop that would have drop on your boxer after urinating were washed out.
Whenever you come back from work, while bathing, take time to wash the genital area.
Keeping it clean is great and will always make your woman want to have you or play with it because ladies likes playing with penis if you give her the chance.


Also rub deodorant on your dick and balls

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by teelarryberry(m): 3:32pm On Aug 10, 2019
XhosaNostra:


You don't like it, really? Mind if I ask why? This is the 1st time I'm hearing this. I'm intrigued.


My dear cos u like it or u v mert more guys who told you day like it,,,does,not mean I have too like it ,, we were brot up differently ,no be desame house all of us from come out ,, different faces different likes an dis likes ,, am not a,fan simple as dat
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by franchasng: 4:04pm On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison
in fact you are 10000% correct, please keep up then sensitization, nice job.

It is even wrong for couple to be doing all those nonsense of sucking their private organs where the excrete waste from in the name of having sex, ayama cry
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by franchasng: 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2019
teelarryberry:


Sincerely forget being defensive ,,, am not an advocate of Mouth Action. Me i don't like it ,,I don't advice it ,,
But seriously de dick dont operate like dat ,, wen its time too poo u wunt even remember you av a dick ,, cos it goes down like de lowest level inbeetwen de upper thighs , nobody get erection em pooing ,, I font no how ,maybe u should try check it out ,,from ur guy ,, erection works with way you feel at dat moment ,, an wen you want too poo ,, it takes over evey oder feelings in ur body ,, since de dick is not reciving signal ,,it goes down ,,, God way create am ,, Get sense na
sucking of dick or pussy should be banned, its unhygienic and an unhealthy practice, I hate to hear about it, are people not scared of STDs, STIs and more, gosh

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by XhosaNostra(f): 4:21pm On Aug 10, 2019
teelarryberry:


My dear cos u like it or u v mert more guys who told you day like it,,,does,not mean I have too like it ,, we were brot up differently ,no be desame house all of us from come out ,, different faces different likes an dis likes ,, am not a,fan simple as dat

Oke dokey.
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by metroid(m): 4:30pm On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

You obviously don't know how that thing works and I can bet you never suck dick before

Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by tiffanyfan(f): 4:58pm On Aug 10, 2019
Obinnau:
This picture was designed by a lady.
They never really understood how that thing would work when we are pooing
grin




Like seriously I've always been curious how that works

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by foolbuster: 6:03pm On Aug 10, 2019
Cherryf:
Make sure he has a good bath...before you eat poison

But you still suck it thou undecided
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Allsingles: 6:16pm On Aug 10, 2019
friendlyadvice:

Also rub deodorant on your dick and balls

The penis gets irretating over time because of that.
Keeping it clean, shave it when the hair has grown so it will not breed fungi and bacteria.

When you care for the penis, you will enjoy sex.
See the the benefits of sex no one has told you.
https://allsinglesandmarried..com/2019/08/the-untold-health-benefit-of-having-sex.html?m=1
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Techcrunchng(m): 6:42pm On Aug 10, 2019
That image is the highest scam i have ever seen.How on earth is that possible? Even if the dick is forced to erect while pooing how would it point downward instead of going upward, or is the owner trying to use it for fishing inside the closet?

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Nobody: 6:50pm On Aug 10, 2019
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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Ruthless1(f): 8:09pm On Aug 10, 2019
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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Skmoda(m): 8:22pm On Aug 10, 2019
tiffanyfan:





Like seriously I've always been curious how that works
I dey always dream about this lady since I checked her out....she is damn hot no mind me.....I no comot eyes for better things....I'm referring to you (tiffanyfan)
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by jasman1: 8:26pm On Aug 10, 2019
Good hygiene is important but I think you’re just being funny

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 10, 2019
Gentlewarrior1:

Nawa o

All this guys sabi fall hand eh. They asslick women
Na konji we go call this one abi wetin.
She no even put pic just the F moniker u done sample ur personal phone number online.

Hahaha
I tire for some guys walai
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by Nobody: 8:38pm On Aug 10, 2019
Why will I suck dick self? Am I mad?
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by LINTUNE(m): 8:43pm On Aug 10, 2019
dreamworld:

For best practical experience, maybe u need to go and check ur boyfriend when he is the toilet,
It's no way possible for the man's pens to penetrate the toilet and when pooing the pens can never be erected,it becomes small and flaccid
;Di love this reply, Lord knows, lol

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Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by LINTUNE(m): 8:46pm On Aug 10, 2019
iTearHerToto:
Your curiosity will lead to you being shagged ruthlessly and dumped in a waste basket by iTearHerToto someday. Unfortunately he doesn't know if you're an afonja as they are everly scruffy. He better not find you so sad

I

Pukesangry
lol, u de follow ur fellow man talk, u no Sabi... All this guy's pushing female monikers, the thunder that will locate u ppl is on its way, from iceland
Re: Before You Suck That D***k... (pics) by chudyprince: 9:40pm On Aug 10, 2019
Only uncircumcised dick undecided

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