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Is My Dick Normal? by DenreleDave(m): 3:44pm On Aug 15, 2019
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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by SOFTENGR: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2019
DenreleDave:
I don't understand it but sumtyms I feel God didn't do me well oooo..I see my mates with correct dick but mine isn't the same.... Especially when flaccid, it's too small but I enjoy the size when erect. As in when erect, I enjoy it but yet i still feel I shud have more than this if it was big in my flaccid size.
I'm scared of marriage Cox I wunt pray to have a woman dt I can't satisfy on bed and I am someone that loves sexual activities. I'm even shy to dress anyhow among my colleagues.. I don't know why God created me this way, I ought to have it huge with the way I love sexual stuff..

People who has enlarge their dicks shud Pls tell me and help me

Any suggestions on how to add more pounds of flesh to my dick... Traditional or modern with out no side effects.

Abeg I don't av money for surgery ooo


Pls note, without no side effect, no side effect. I can't coman be impotent all bcox I want a big dick ooo.. Save son of man.

Cc: Lalasticala
IamPlato
DO NOT try to enlarge anything. Every drug, foreign or local, have a life time side effect.
Your wife will enjoy you once it rises. It's not the size that she enjoys. It's the performance, especially romance. Do only what your power can carry and leave it for another day.
Eat well and make sure you marry a decent woman.
It's only olosho that will complain about the size.
Be warned! DO NOT USE DRUGS FOR ENLARGEMENT.

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by OmoAlata1(f): 4:04pm On Aug 15, 2019
Why are you worried about a flaccid dicck? Who gives a shiit? My ex’s dicck was the size of a pinky when flaccid but erect to a nice delicious breathtaking size.

Why are you having heart attack over flaccid size? Your life most be extremely boring to be worried about the size of your flaccid dick. Please get a hobby

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by gayman99: 4:05pm On Aug 15, 2019
Upload the pictures of the dick for statistical analysis.

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by missjo(f): 4:17pm On Aug 15, 2019
They come in two varieties: Growers & Showers.
You're a grower since you claim its sized well enough when erect,so i don't see what the fuss is.

If it bothers u that much to have it look longer while flaccid, try penile exercises. No drugs,no herbs, just good ol' exercises.
And don't ask me how i know all thesecheesy
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by DenreleDave(m): 4:19pm On Aug 15, 2019
missjo:
They come in two varieties: Growers & Showers.
You're a grower since you claim its sized well enough when erect,so i don't see what the fuss is.

If it bothers u that much to have it look longer while flaccid, try penile exercises. No drugs,no herbs, just good ol' exercises.
And don't ask me how i know all thesecheesy


Pls give me examples of penile exercise and how I can do them
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by missjo(f): 4:22pm On Aug 15, 2019
OmoAlata1:
Why are you worried about a flaccid dicck? Who gives a shiit?
Some women like to just hold on to it while asleep. In such cases,it feels better being held within the palms when it is a reasonable flaccid sizecheesy
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by missjo(f): 4:22pm On Aug 15, 2019
DenreleDave:



Pls give me examples of penile exercise and how I can do them
Google Dave, Google
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by DenreleDave(m): 4:22pm On Aug 15, 2019
missjo:
They come in two varieties: Growers & Showers.
You're a grower since you claim its sized well enough when erect,so i don't see what the fuss is.

If it bothers u that much to have it look longer while flaccid, try penile exercises. No drugs,no herbs, just good ol' exercises.
And don't ask me how i know all thesecheesy


Pls kindly list examples of penile exercise.. I'm so grateful ma
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by DenreleDave(m): 4:23pm On Aug 15, 2019
gayman99:
Upload the pictures of the dick for statistical analysis.


Upload fire Abi....
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by IamPlato(m): 4:24pm On Aug 15, 2019
See This Guy o. Why Did You Mention Only My Name? How You Take Know Say I Get Big Dick? You People Should Not Spoil Me Please





Anyway, If You Feel Your Dick Is To Small, then Stroke It, when Its Erect tie A Rope, like Shoes Lace Round The Base tightly, it Becomes Very Hard And Veiny Then Massage it so That The Muscles Will Stretch With The Skin, do It For One Month...

I Would Have Said You Should Had Vaseline to Make The Massage smoother but Many Guys Just End Up masturbatin the Fvck out Of The Dick in Excitement

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by DenreleDave(m): 4:27pm On Aug 15, 2019
missjo:
Google Dave, Google

Don't get that
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by missjo(f): 4:30pm On Aug 15, 2019
DenreleDave:



Don't get that
Google penile exercises.It's all there
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by meobizy(f): 4:37pm On Aug 15, 2019
Plot twist: OP is fourteen years old.

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by gayman99: 5:05pm On Aug 15, 2019
DenreleDave:



Upload fire Abi....

Why not? When there are better things to do someone is busy getting worried over a piece of dick.
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by OmoAlata1(f): 5:21pm On Aug 15, 2019
missjo:

Some women like to just hold on to it while asleep. In such cases,it feels better being held within the palms when it is a reasonable flaccid sizecheesy

Well if the woman is holding it correctly, it will never be in flaccid state
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by missjo(f): 5:27pm On Aug 15, 2019
OmoAlata1:


Well if the woman is holding it correctly, it will never be in flaccid state
cheesy

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by chii8(f): 6:56pm On Aug 15, 2019
Of all the things to worry about, it is your John Thomas that's bothering you.You are very lucky

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Re: Is My Dick Normal? by Nobody: 7:42pm On Aug 15, 2019
Make una help me see this guy problem. In this buhari era .
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by mmuonso(m): 9:01pm On Aug 15, 2019
As lond as your dick can erect,you don"t have wahala,don"t marry the so called decent girl, make sure you marry a very exxxposed wild girl that knows her way around ddik and ddik business, also date few girls before talking marriage, and finally,always ask a girl what it takes to get her to her final busstop, very important,goodluck
Re: Is My Dick Normal? by armyofone(m): 12:52am On Aug 16, 2019
Flaccid diccckkk is okay because it can be packaged well in your pant now. You want it big for all to see ?
You want to be walking around with something big between your legs?

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