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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 12:22pm On Aug 25, 2019
olajideimmigrat:
.....my first car was a Toyota Camry 99 model,then a Honda followed,then a nissan am I now qualified

https://www.nairaland.com/5157943/mercedes-benz-2004-e320-4matic

That's mine, available for a token. Full disclosure
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 1:38pm On Aug 25, 2019
Logobenz3:
No,not at all.
But it is cost efficient.
It costs an arm and a leg yo run a Mercedes if you are someone who does not like to ignore faults or ruin cars.
You no fit believe say only one bump weh i run over with speed one high night destabilise the whole front suspensions on the merc. undecided
Another 100k billing.
Yesterday too I was with a lady passenger and we dey go house when one keke enter road without looking if there was an uncoming car,na so I hold brake with force.
Trust Merc braking na.the thing halt immediately.
N.a. so the keke weh dey my back too swerve go one side come by my passenger window say why I hold brake like that?
I explain to him say e no see when that guy enter road?
E continue dey make noise then I ask him say what can he do?
N.a. so the lady interfere too den start exchange words o!
I just rolled up,switch my pointer to the direction I was headed when he followed me and used his keke to bruise my car angry I don't tolerate foolishness and I never forgive and forget as you see me so.
N.a. there drama start o!
I use my car chase am,caught him around 70kph or so in a tight street,rain falling and all so no pedestrians,rammed his keke with full force,omo na so the thing lift o,pushed him and compress him with one parked truck in the street.
He jumped out,grabbed a wrench and I jumped out too with a beer bottle come stab am for muscle grin
N.a. so wrench fall o,e run enter e keke use speed turn o cheesy
I jump inside the car again na so the lady dey scream dey beg,for where.
I want chase am again give am the fatal ramming na so madam hold both gear and steering o angry
God save that bastard yesterday,I for kill am walahi.
Now my AC don spoil and bumper condemned angry
Make I show una pics

Nwanneniiiiiiiiiiiiiii, you no go kill me with laugh.... U nd my cousin no different at all. But d guy Bleep up for brushing ur car.

If na me ehn, I no go too follow am argue, ds my car still clean like say I just buy am last week. All those bike men and keke drivers... I dey calm down for them ni o...

Dem foolish ehn

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 3:13pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:


I will go the way of Volvo or BMW. Never Japanese

Meanwhile this one below still get parts o

So, u can't buy the 2012 ES 350....?
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 3:15pm On Aug 25, 2019
Hazardfan1:


So, u can't buy the 2012 ES 350....?
I don't like Japs.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Buynowautos: 5:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
Eddee:


It's an old car - it's only reliable because parts are cheaper. Mercs are not known for being reliable, you want reliability go the Lexus route

This one don miss road. Bros find your square foot.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Buynowautos: 5:26pm On Aug 25, 2019
Logobenz3:
No,not at all.
But it is cost efficient.
It costs an arm and a leg yo run a Mercedes if you are someone who does not like to ignore faults or ruin cars.
You no fit believe say only one bump weh i run over with speed one high night destabilise the whole front suspensions on the merc. undecided
Another 100k billing.
Yesterday too I was with a lady passenger and we dey go house when one keke enter road without looking if there was an uncoming car,na so I hold brake with force.
Trust Merc braking na.the thing halt immediately.
N.a. so the keke weh dey my back too swerve go one side come by my passenger window say why I hold brake like that?
I explain to him say e no see when that guy enter road?
E continue dey make noise then I ask him say what can he do?
N.a. so the lady interfere too den start exchange words o!
I just rolled up,switch my pointer to the direction I was headed when he followed me and used his keke to bruise my car angry I don't tolerate foolishness and I never forgive and forget as you see me so.
N.a. there drama start o!
I use my car chase am,caught him around 70kph or so in a tight street,rain falling and all so no pedestrians,rammed his keke with full force,omo na so the thing lift o,pushed him and compress him with one parked truck in the street.
He jumped out,grabbed a wrench and I jumped out too with a beer bottle come stab am for muscle grin
N.a. so wrench fall o,e run enter e keke use speed turn o cheesy
I jump inside the car again na so the lady dey scream dey beg,for where.
I want chase am again give am the fatal ramming na so madam hold both gear and steering o angry
God save that bastard yesterday,I for kill am walahi.
Now my AC don spoil and bumper condemned angry
Make I show una pics

Hmmm. There are better ways to handle these ppl
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Eddee(m): 6:37pm On Aug 25, 2019
Buynowautos:


This one don miss road. Bros find your square foot.

grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 7:13pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:

I don't win converts. There are only two cars in the world.... Mercedes Benz and others
It's no surprise anyone would first consider the 16 others who are way ahead (including those not listed) before having time to look at your plastic-looking overpriced toy cars at number 17. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by AshipaEk0: 7:31pm On Aug 25, 2019
Even if you choose to believe these lists, please note that they apply to the latest models of those cars in circulation at the time the list was made.

Not these our 15 yr old models grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 7:35pm On Aug 25, 2019
conductor250:

It's no surprise anyone would look at the 16 others who are way ahead before having time to look at your plastic-looking overpriced toy cars at number 17. grin
I am cool with my Audi A4 and Mercedes Benz.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 7:37pm On Aug 25, 2019
AshipaEk0:
Even if you choose to believe these lists, please note that they apply to the latest models of those cars in circulation at the time the list was made.

Not these our 15 yr old models grin

Are you minding him....but he's not taking into account the subscription to the Mercedes Benz W210 E Klasse family which is $20,000 more expensive than newer Toyota Camry and Lexus. But then I no get energy for arguments.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by erico2k2(m): 7:47pm On Aug 25, 2019
conductor250:

It's no surprise anyone would look at the 16 others who are way ahead before having time to look at your plastic-looking overpriced toy cars at number 17. grin
Lubish list

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 7:50pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:

I am cool with my Audi A4 and Mercedes Benz.
At least you tried with an Audi at number 7.
AshipaEk0:
Even if you choose to believe these lists, please note that they apply to the latest models of those cars in circulation at the time the list was made.

Not these our 15 yr old models grin

Current cars are no longer important? Glad that you admit that current Mercedes are entirely cartoncheesy cheesy

Now tell me which of these two cars built 15 years ago in 2004 is more on the road and more reliable? cheesy cheesy

Also tell us which one retains more value and which one gets dumped at mechanic workshops.

When you're done, don't reply me, go home and thank God for Toyota for building cars for mankind cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by banky3w(m): 7:57pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:

I will completely avoid the w211 either Facelift or prefacelift. And settle for the millennium W210 E320, E430, E200, E230, E240, E55.

Meanwhile I don't reckon that the C klasse is a Mercedes Benz.... It's more like those inferior quality marquees like the Lexus.
WTF?

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 8:04pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:

I don't win converts. There are only two cars in the world.... Mercedes Benz and others
I mean, how would someone see those beautiful Landcruisers up there and all the sweet sensational reliable Lexus whips in the market, or even Rolls and all the Volkswagon subsidiaries (Lambo, Bentley, Porsche, Bugatti)... In fact, I'm even going too far. How can someone look at the beautiful BMW X6 finish then go and buy a slower, more expensive or overpriced Chinese clone of the same car called Mercedes GLE Coupe cheesy

Are we mad?? cheesy cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BKs-kOQfW8

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 9:18pm On Aug 25, 2019
Three cars on my mind....










1 Mercedes Benz






















2 Mercedes Benz


















Still























Mercedes Benz

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2019
Like kilode

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 9:46pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:
Like kilode
Abuja-based Yahoo boy like Buratai. I can't explain the love between yahoo criminals and Benzedes grin

We all know that Toyota Landcruiser and Hilux are the official war machine in the world both for USA, UN, official militaries and terrorists as well. cheesy

No army in the world uses a Mercedes (unless its an army of yahoo boys). cheesy

Even an entire war was named after Toyota because only Toyota machines were used by the two countries involved (Google is your friend) cheesy

Edit: even the Abuja-based Yahoo boy called Buratai does not drive a Mercedes. He dare not drive that overpriced Mercedes CLA250 on steroids with moodswing outside Abuja. I'm sure he only used it to siphon money in car-buying contracts.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 9:51pm On Aug 25, 2019
Hmmm I believe Toyota has one unproductive thread somewhere..... Hidden under Nairaland cobwebs.... Fans kindly go and dust it and start your chitchating there.... Let Benz purists enjoy this holy thread

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 9:52pm On Aug 25, 2019
We don't bother about Toyota or Lexus threads... Why do you people love our own holy thread? Control yourselves biko

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 9:53pm On Aug 25, 2019
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weyreypey:
Hmmm I believe Toyota has one unproductive thread somewhere..... Hidden under Nairaland cobwebs.... Fans kindly go and dust it and start your chitchating there.... Let Benz purists enjoy this holy thread
[/s]
More on the Toyota War. I'm sure you haven't been born by 1987,,,,or 1997 either cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Logobenz3: 9:55pm On Aug 25, 2019
conductor250:
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More on the Toyota War. I'm sure you haven't been born b 1987,,,,or 1997 either cheesy
angelicbeing na you be this ba undecided
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 9:56pm On Aug 25, 2019
.....

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 9:57pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:
.....
Probably because they'll use up their money changing SAMS and baloon shock or replacing faulty Mercedes transmission cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 10:07pm On Aug 25, 2019
House on wheels

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 10:08pm On Aug 25, 2019
Aspirational

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:11pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:
Aspirational
Too bad its copied from BMW cheesy

Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 10:12pm On Aug 25, 2019
The beast

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 10:12pm On Aug 25, 2019
weyreypey:
House on wheels
Real house. I wonder how many gallons of water sorry fuel this one swallows cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by weyreypey: 10:12pm On Aug 25, 2019
Dripping red

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