When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

Smh. This gal is a trouble maker and a table breaker. Smh

And i guess this should apply to married people as well?

Lol, she hit you right where you did not expect.

healthserve:
Smh. This gal is a trouble maker and a table breaker. Smh

Isabellah:
Lol, she hit you right where you did not expect.

No girl. I'm hit-proof. Been taking notice of her antecedents here and notice she has a chronic table shaking and breaking psyche/mouth

Lol,not all of them are good at it,you know.....

Yeah!

Funmmyastic:
Lol,not all of them are good at it,you know.....

Okay

Hollywood fantasy.

OLODO GIRLS ?

See them. shm.

Its true lilly. After they will say nigerian girls are boring. Spice up the convo guys.

LillyVal:
When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

Why will I care for you
Are you my Mom or my sister ??

My own is if you don't satisfy me sexually,then ur dead to me.


Why should I be saddened or angry If she falls for mere words,there's so many fishes in the sea.
There are so many substitutes on the line,once u mess up ah dump u into a dumpster.



HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN U CARE LESS ABT GURLS AND USE UR HEAD,YOU TEND TO TAKEN SERIOUS

LillyVal:
When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

And in no time, her pant will be shifted to the side just minutes before her womb gets shifted too.... That's why I gave up on you ladies of this generation. I'm sure our dad's didn't suffer this much before marrying our mom's and having rest of mind that they won't part their legs like the redsea for another man as we experience these days... If a woman falls for such chats, then she's cheap from the onset, love conquers all! If she does such In her courting days, then in marriage, there won't be a difference... Remember that relationships are supposed to prepare us for marriage.

Lol....
It actually depends on what is intended!
First one is meant to go straight to the head, get the deal done and move on.
Second one is for the heart! Sure ladies thrive on flattery.

All this one na wash.

Which kind sweet sweet words we never tell girls?

If you no get at least a job, Baba, just forget.

MiVida:
And in no time, her pant will be shifted to the side just minutes before her womb gets shifted too.... That's why I gave up on you ladies of this generation. I'm sure our dad's didn't suffer this much before marrying our mom's and having rest of mind that they won't part their legs like the redsea for another man as we experience these days... If a woman falls for such chats, then she's cheap from the onset, love conquers all! If she does such In her courting days, then in marriage, there won't be a difference... Remember that relationships are supposed to prepare us for marriage.

24kmagic:
All this one na wash.

Which kind sweet sweet words we never tell girls?

If you no get at least a job, Baba, just forget.

Why date a broke ass dude? Gosh very irritating.

AstroG:


Why will I care for you
Are you my Mom or my sister ??

My own is if you don't satisfy me sexually,then ur dead to me.


Why should I be saddened or angry If she falls for mere words,there's so many fishes in the sea.
There are so many substitutes on the line,once u mess up ah dump u into a dumpster.



HAVE NOTICED THAT WHEN U CARE LESS ABT GURLS AND USE UR HEAD,YOU TEND TO TAKEN SERIOUS

Till you catch electric fish

Simplep:
Till you catch electric fish

Funmmyastic:
Lol,not all of them are good at it,you know.....

I am

LillyVal:

speak ma'am... I stand to be corrected if I'm wrong.

And the second type of chat is guaranteed to keep her, or get in her pants?

LillyVal:
When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

Simplep:
Till you catch electric fish

Ah no fit catch an electric fish,even if ah catch one,will make sure her electricity voltage nd strength is reduced to the minimum.


#Redpills

LillyVal:
When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

Wats d essence of all dis wen u may still meet a smelling pvssy!!

I invited one "CLEAN BABE" home 2day after long time of whinning all for me to discover that the smell coming out from her pvssy cannot be compared to fufu. Fufu smells better.

AstroG:




Ah no fit catch an electric fish,even if ah catch one,will make sure her electricity voltage nd strength is reduced to the minimum.


#Redpills

LillyVal:

Why the ugly face??

hmm smart

Hahaha.
Failed miseducation attempt... Hahahaha.
Even my kid sis would come up with something better.

You forgot to add.
Girl: hey baby... I need a favour.
Guy: Sure my Angel.... How much favour do u need.
Girl: baby I want to buy textbooks, the money my dad sent got missing in my Room, I don't know if you can assist me with N5k... I'll pay u back
Mugu guy: Awn baby... Send your account details... Let me see what I can do.

Lmao
Messages pile up on my whatsapp. You no dey happy say I even ask you how you dey? I never fit reply hundreds of people wey go send me money na you I wan dey rack my brain for?

Tajbol4splend:
Hollywood fantasy.

na so bro

LillyVal:
When you chat like this with your Spouse or Girlfriend:
You: Hey
She: Hello
You: Xup
She: I'm fyn & u?
You: Gud
She: K.

There's another guy online going like this:
Guy: Good morning beauty, how's ur pretty self doing 2day?
She: Lol. do u'av to make me blush dis early morning?
Guy: You deserve that my bestie, U always look more beautiful whenever u blush.

She: Wow! stop flattering me jhoor.
Guy: i'm not Baby, it's just that I love u & ur happiness matters a lot to me.

She: I'm in a relationship dear but the truth is that u've a way of making me happy whenever I chat with you.
Guy: U deserve 2 be happy, enjoy ur day my Angel, got 2 go now, chat later

She: tnx Sweerie, i'll miss u, can't wait 2 av u back online.

You may say she's too cheap to fall for mere words, but that's how women were meant to be. They like soft words from their spouses. Give it to her & watch her melt into your arms. The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man a chance to make his woman happy. Some guys can't even remember when Last dem tell their babe sey, 'baby u are beautiful'.

The highest na "baby when we go see naa?" Learn to make your partner happy and cared for, before it gets too late.

Truth be told, I takes two to tango.
Even at that, Not every guy is good with flattery.

Besides you can't get a guy to be fluid while chatting with you when all you do is give one word answers, most times you get what you give.