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The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 4:51am On Sep 29, 2019 |
This my life, has been filled with so many beautiful stories. Because today is Sunday, I will tell you a short gist about the Pastor who wanted to finger me. Some other Sunday, when I am not so tired I will tell you about how I was used to shine by one false prophet! So I was married to Uncle Ex then and we had experienced a few miscarriages. Three to be precise. We attended a church which was local but Holy Ghost filled. You know those kind of churches that in the course of a service, a random member will stand up, walk straight to another member and say “Yes, Amen! God said I should tell you ………….” Well that was the church we attended. Before the fingering proposal came there were a few other things that caught my attention or made me smile about the operation of that church. It is a big old school church, with branches around my country and maybe abroad. You know the kind of church that does yearly harvest and the women sew wrappers and blouse(I hate tying wrappers especially those two wrappers combo!) to commemorate the day, coming with foodstuff, goats and cash filing up in lines dancing to the altar i remember having a miscarriage during one harvest service? The one that church cleaning and toilet washing is scheduled amongst the women via groups and non washers are reprimanded in front of the church while faithful washers are blessed? There was one prophecy come true concerning me in that church, so I won’t say they were a fake church. Let me gist you about two others first. So in one service I attended, this young man, a choir master stands up, filled with the Holy Ghost and begins prophesying. He walks up to certain people while high in the Holy Ghost declaring Words of Knowledge. The whole church was on fire. In such an atmosphere, most people would be in a sober prayerful mood praying God to send His minister their way. Well this minister didn’t come my way this day, but he rounded up His prophetic time then the Pastor in Charge takes over the scene by walking up to him to lay hands on him and pray for him(it’s usually referred to as quieting the spirit). When we thought the drama was over, an older lady stands up filled with the Holy Spirit declaring “Yes Amen, yes Amen, “God says to him,(the choirmaster) that because he is being used mightily by God, he has become proud, so the Pastor should give him 12 strokes of the cane in front of the whole church!” On hearing the prophecy, the now spiritually quiet prophet took to his heels and ran out of the church! Everyone bursted into uproarious laughter! Yes he was caught and flogged on the palm rather lightly but he wailed like a baby nonetheless! Next Sunday, I will continue with my adventures from this Church. Today, I want to leave with you the reminder that God can and wants to speak to each of us directly so you don’t do like I used to, looking for pastors and prophets to see for me when I had eyes of my own! 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Realtizzy(m): 5:12am On Sep 29, 2019 |
I just like the ending part ; God can speak to each and every one of us . 2 Likes |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by piippa(m): 5:46am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Omojudy: I started reading an interesting story only to see "to be continued next week"...Biko don't start what you can't finish at once. 3 Likes |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Jentle244: 5:47am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Indeed God can speak to us all. u don't need a prophet to tell u the mind of God xcept u are a sinner (sin hindering him from speaking to u). Any prophet giving you any prophecies should be a confirmation of what God has revealed to you 2 Likes |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by dadalicious: 6:10am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Sunday too far Come and continue. At least once a day 1 Like |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by chiommy123(f): 7:24am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Funny |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by 24kmagic: 8:06am On Sep 29, 2019 |
Lemme book space |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by viqSmallz(m): 4:29pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
Omojudy: |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Tonyspecial(m): 6:23pm On Sep 29, 2019 |
following |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 10:08am On Oct 01, 2019 |
I want to finish this topic but can’t as I see my comment removed each time. I apologize for any breach in the law. Forgive me make I fit finish this topic and gist about it. Thank You. Happy Independence Day Nigeria. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by SmellingAnus(m): 11:12am On Oct 01, 2019 |
Omojudy:following |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 9:47pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
Jentle244:I won’t totally agree with you oh. Because for this same church them give me prophecy wey I no even bother put for mind until eh come manifest Na em I run go the church ask for their prophecy jotting book! |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 9:49pm On Oct 01, 2019 |
chiommy123:No be joke. Wetin people dey see when them Dey find miracles, if them talk am ehm....... |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by LilMissFavvy(f): 4:21pm On Oct 02, 2019 |
Following..... 1 Like |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2019 |
Ok pre Sunday; First readers rights! Hahaha Here u go: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me Part 2! Yes oh! Happy Sunday. Once again its your Judith reporting life from the XYZ Church of the Lord. Last week we ended the service with the prophet who fled at the mention of cane. This Sunday we delve right into the crux of the matter then round up with how I left that assembly. One faithful weekend Uncle Ex and I learnt that the District Overseer of our church was visiting. He said to me, let’s go see that Man of God to pray for us concerning our desire to have children (I had 4 miscarriages within our marriage and 4 more after we separated). We went to the Parsonage and asked to see the visiting head of district. We were ushered into an office with a broad conference table and few chairs. We had a chat with the Pastor. We spoke about our child bearing challenge. He gave us words of encouragement, shared experiences with us and supported us with Bible scriptures. Surprisingly, he brought out a bottle of Olive Oil, told me to take off my panties and lie on the conference table. I was putting on a dress and not a trouser so I may or may not have taken off my pants, the details are vague right now but I did lie on that table. Subsequently he told me to spread my legs apart as he dips his hand into the bowl of olive oil to administer it on my vagina. I wasn't comfortable with this procedure so I refuse and he says….. “if you are not okay with me doing it, I will give the oil to your husband he will administer it and say the prayer on you when you get home”. Well that was the option we took and till Uncle Ex and I separated, he kept on telling me how arrogant and proud I was while comparing the scenario to that of a doctor doing a routine check on me, saying that if I could allow doctors do more depraving things to me why couldn't I be humble for a Man of God to pray for me as he was led by the Spirit? Each story about XYZ Church of God I have shared happened in different branches of the church. About a year after the Fingering episode, we had relocated to a different town and began a new branch of same said church. It was Sunday again, we dressed smartly to church. I should also mention that there is a gender division in sit arrangements at XYZ Church nationwide, so Uncle Ex and I sat separately that day. As the service progressed, a woman stood up, pulled up Uncle Ex(I do remember his expression now) and gives him a lot of revelations(prophecy as we know it) which I don’t recall now. She then asks him to call up his wife, I was called up and she said to me, “in a short while you will suffer a loss, he won’t stand by you but it will be better for him if he did”. A few months later, Uncle Ex absconds then as I was trying to get to understand that loss, my mum passed on into glory. If that wasn’t a prophecy confirmed, I wonder what is! As we fellowship today, Sunday, new month etc, remember salvation comes first and all other things will follow. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by viqSmallz(m): 11:07pm On Oct 05, 2019 |
Omojudy: What happened to Uncle Ex |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 4:56am On Oct 06, 2019 |
viqSmallz:His name translated from hubby to Uncle Ex 1 Like |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by OlawaleBammie: 10:23am On Oct 06, 2019 |
Omojudy: Madam day don break na, abi today no b sunday for ur side again?? Abeg come finish wat u started oo, The concluding part pls, and pls no any other postponement oo, a no wan hear next sunday oo becus everything in Nigeria is nollywoodised. 3 Likes
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Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 12:29pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
OlawaleBammie:Done Na. Read up. I posted it last night self! |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 12:30pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Omojudy:This is part two guys! I posted it last night. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 6:14pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Though I have told about this Fingering pastor, I encountered other funny pastors because of Uncle Ex leaving me as I be dey find miracle for him to return. I go tell part 3 next Sunday with one of them if you allow me. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by mamatwiny(f): 7:49pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Baby girl, e no easy at all. We don hear plenty pastor stories, but IBO ppl used to say, "ejighi anya OMA a ba uka Sabbath," meaning na problem dey carry person enter sabath. Pastor made my friend book for hotel room for special night prayers. She went from state a to state b to see the miracle pastor ooo. U can imagine after travelling, doing 7 days fasting and prayer as Instructed, booking hotel room to close the fasting with midnight prayer and the pastor wants to insert this manhood to close the prayer. B4 this, another one told her God said she should sow everything in her account and she cleared over a million and gave the pastor. Much later, the pastor told her God wants her only car, her eyes cleared for that one. But when God wants to answer someone, he does it in his time when you least expect and the sorry of yester years are wiped over night. As I speak to you, that my friend has 3 kids and cruises the best of cars around. She has forgotten all the affliction of yester years, plus the one that put something like egg in her genitals and told her it will stay there for 3 days. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by SmellingAnus(m): 7:52pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Omojudy:continue dear |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 8:44pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
mamatwiny:Closing prayer of the Prick! Then egg in the vagina? False prophets everywhere. |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Nobody: 10:11pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
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Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
Breaststroke:Fiction or real? 1 Like |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Nobody: 10:50pm On Oct 06, 2019 |
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Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 5:35am On Oct 13, 2019 |
Pastor 2! Miracle seekers easily fall into the deception of false prophets My ex Husband absconded after more than 4 years married. When family intervention failed to avail a reconciliation, I turned to God Who is the author of marriage. So I began to fast and pray so much that I dropped from a size 16 dress to a size 8 dress. That was when a colleague of blessed memory, introduced me to Pastor 1. I actually want to talk of Pastor 2 today, will go back to pastor 1 another day. So Pastor 1 gave me a prayer point that I was supposed to pray at night under the moonlight for 7 days. One morning after a night prayer as prescribed, a neighbor in my compound comes up to me. He says to me; “sorry to meddle but I heard your prayers last night and I couldn’t help but interfere. If you don’t mind, I will like to take you to a pastor I know and trust……….” That was how I followed him to Pastor 2. I followed him more out of respect to his person than anything else. So we got to the house of Pastor 2, he lived in a bungalow type of building with rooms at both sides and a long corridor in between, they was also a balcony entrance. This type of building plan is usually called “Face me, I Face you” by my local people. We met him in one of the single rooms at the end of the bungalow which had been arranged like an office, we took our seats and discussed my issues which were basically that I wanted my then separated husband to come back to me. We ended the meeting with him telling me to come with a picture of my husband the next morning at 6am. At 6am the next morning, I was yet to hail a bike to convey me to the Pastor’s house because I woke late. I also had to get ready for work. I worked as an engineer in a Cement manufacturing company in a small town where the company I worked in was the life line of the commerce of that village. Hence engineers like me especially if they weren’t indigenous to that community were accorded a certain respect. At about 6:30am however I hailed a bike to the the Pastor’s house. I got there at about 7am to meet a crowd seated on the balcony and corridor. I saw the Pastor walking on the balcony, presumably preaching, he sees me alight the bike, then walks back into the corridor still preaching. I didn’t expect there to be a service that morning, he gave me no clue when we met the previous day. Nonetheless I hurriedly found a spot to sit on the balcony. I was dressed in boots, and the uniform of my company and probably held an helmet as I intended to go to work after dropping off the picture. Every other person was dressed casually in comfortable wrappers and blouses, they were mostly older women and non educated simple ladies with their little ones. I had hardly caught my breath when I heard the Pastor say (Claiming it was a revelation/prophecy); “there is a woman here, you came with a picture of a man…….” I was so upset! Like what? You asked me to bring this picture, this is no act of revelation! I had no intention of standing up to give credence to such fraud but I had the photograph in my hands without a cover so the old lady beside me nudges me and say “no be you dey hold picture?” I wished the ground could open and swallow me that moment! So despite my burning anger, I stand up and make my way to Pastor 2 along the corridor with my very engineering look, which further hypes the Pastor’s reputation and women began clapping and chatting in loud voices. I answered his questions(which he already knew all the answers to by the way), and knelt for a prayer while fuming inside. After the prayer he asks for the picture in my possession and takes it from me. The service rounds up and I leave to work. The next day however I return and request my picture back. That was when I saw Pastor 2 last, though he had the effrontery to call me to check on me about 6 months later. Well it is Sunday again. Go find Jesus for your self, don’t let any Pastor 2 use you to shine! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Nobody: 10:26am On Oct 13, 2019 |
Omojudy, correct me if I'm wrong but from your posts I understand that your frequent pastoral visits, was a quest for a child and for your marriage to be restored. I'm I right? |
Re: The Pastor Who Proposed Fingering Me. Part One by Omojudy: 11:18am On Oct 13, 2019 |
Breaststroke:Yes. Child first, then marriage went out the window so it became marriage! 1 Like |
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