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Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 10:56am On Oct 10, 2019
grin What of another guy that was like,"you are so beautiful, if i were to say i love you or die, i would use my last breath to say i love you". All through i could sense the internal struggle in him to remember the words. He's my neighbour and 23yrs.

I think i have to stop being too nice to every tom, dick and harry. But i dont know how to say no embarassed

Guys my point again is pick up lines arent cool anymore. Its so wide spread that, women know the next word you'll likely say. Be ORIGINAL. You can aproach her. Just say hi and introduce yourself. Thats effortless and cool.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Riele(f): 10:57am On Oct 10, 2019
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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Riele(f): 10:59am On Oct 10, 2019
Lol...

So lame
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:01am On Oct 10, 2019
Riele:
Lol...

So lame
And too common.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by JIDECAC: 11:01am On Oct 10, 2019
There are still some pick up lines that are cool. But the problem with pick up lines comes when the lady isn't smart to decode it.

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:04am On Oct 10, 2019
Riele:
23
Oops. 1996 so 24. And he seems decent, living on his own, hardly brings girls around. Not a player and i knew he was shy, that i know but his approach discouraged me.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Tallesty1(m): 11:04am On Oct 10, 2019
Okay, we will present anti pick up line bill to NASS on Tuesday.


Happy now?

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Riele(f): 11:05am On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
Oops. 1996 so 24. And he seems decent, living on his own, hardly brings girls around. Not a player and i knew he was shy, that i know but his approach discouraged me.


You know so much about him.

Isn't that suspicious?
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:07am On Oct 10, 2019
JIDECAC:
There are still some pick up lines that are cool. But the problem with pick up lines comes when the lady isn't smart to decode it.
I get your point. But if im a guy and i aproach a lady you know nothing about, its safer to play safe. When you get to understand her person, smart or not, the you can use lines for the both of you alone. But by then you'll know the kind of stuff she can decipher and what she cant.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 10, 2019
Riele:



You know so much about him.

Isn't that suspicious?
grin he told me. He was talking on and on, nervous i guess. The spoilt things when he got personal. Talking about his sad past. That was the first time we talked. So rather than being attracted to him, his story brought about pity rather.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by JIDECAC: 11:15am On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
I get your point. But if im a guy and i aproach a lady you know nothing about, its safer to play safe. When you get to understand her person, smart or not, the you can use lines for the both of you alone. But by then you'll know the kind of stuff she can decipher and what she cant.
You're very right. It's good to know who you're dealing with before trying to impress
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Riele(f): 11:20am On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin he told me. He was talking on and on, nervous i guess. The spoilt things when he got personal. Talking about his sad past. That was the first time we talked. So rather than being attracted to him, his story brought about pity rather.


Perfect match for you then.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:22am On Oct 10, 2019
JIDECAC:
You're very right. It's good to know who you're dealing with before trying to impress
Exactly.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 10, 2019
keep it simple. just tell her. are u hòrny? lemme help u!grin
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 10, 2019
undecided
Riele:


Perfect match for you then.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:25am On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin What of another guy that was like,"you are so beautiful, if i were to say i love you or die, i would use my last breath to say i love you". All through i could sense the internal struggle in him to remember the words. He's my neighbour and 23yrs.

I think i have to stop being too nice to every tom, dick and harry. But i dont know how to say no embarassed

Guys my point again is pick up lines arent cool anymore. Its so wide spread that, women know the next word you'll likely say. Be ORIGINAL. You can aproach her. Just say hi and introduce yourself. Thats effortless and cool.
please when will you finally get a job?

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by khallebb(m): 11:25am On Oct 10, 2019
Tallesty1:
Okay, we will present anti pick up line bill to NASS on Tuesday.


Happy now?
grin
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:27am On Oct 10, 2019
vingeophysicist:

please when will you finally get a job?
Admission. Blame our educational system.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:28am On Oct 10, 2019
Tallesty1:
Okay, we will present anti pick up line bill to NASS on Tuesday.



Happy now?
grin will guys abide by it?
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 10, 2019
chenzen:
keep it simple. just tell her. are u hòrny? lemme help u!grin
shocked worse mistake. But it might work tho. She'll be so confused, she would lose the will to resist you.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by JhayJoe: 2:45pm On Oct 10, 2019
The thing about pick up lines is all about the delivery and approach and originality
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Solsix(m): 4:36pm On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
Oops. 1996 so 24. And he seems decent, living on his own, hardly brings girls around. Not a player and i knew he was shy, that i know but his approach discouraged me.
His loss, he would have come straight
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by theunnamed: 4:41pm On Oct 10, 2019
Na wa o, you again? undecided

Say the truth, what's really going on?
Who is that boy that have refused to give you face?

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Nobody: 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2019
theunnamed:
Na wa o, you again? undecided
Say the truth, what's really going on? Who is that boy that have refused to give you face?

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Originalsly: 6:38pm On Oct 10, 2019
I strongly believe pick up lines work for desperate babes who would swallow any flattery to boost their ego. Most times... the lines would not be suitable for the person..... or the situation. As in seeing a babe with an eye popping lower body....absolutely nothing above to write home about... but here we go with pick up line 901....oh my... my eyes are blessed today to see the prettiest angel just dropped from heaven with a smile that can warm the coldest heart...... never mind she never smiled. Is it not better we just say Good afternoon beautiful?
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by MiVida(m): 7:00pm On Oct 10, 2019
Blackivy27:
grin What of another guy that was like,"you are so beautiful, if i were to say i love you or die, i would use my last breath to say i love you". All through i could sense the internal struggle in him to remember the words. He's my neighbour and 23yrs.

I think i have to stop being too nice to every tom, dick and harry. But i dont know how to say no embarassed

Guys my point again is pick up lines arent cool anymore. Its so wide spread that, women know the next word you'll likely say. Be ORIGINAL. You can aproach her. Just say hi and introduce yourself. Thats effortless and cool.
have you wooed a guy before?
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by fcdgrand(m): 8:33pm On Oct 10, 2019
chai!, all these simp men are giving this girl's free rank, just look at this shit!, guys always go for real greenlight, i mean go for the one that love you and save yourself from this farm tools who want to take you for nothing
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by AfroKnight: 8:49pm On Oct 10, 2019
In summary guys, she says to introduce yourself with a not so inconspicuous indication of your financial potential.


We hear you. Transactional “love” is your mantra these days.

Just don’t come to us with that bullshît about being on equal footing after trading your voice for my porridge. wink kiss
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by Auladimeji1: 9:17pm On Oct 10, 2019
Na virgin,introvert and shy guys dey use pickup lines

People like me be like:Hey fine girl?
How are you
Can we be friends that will be fvcking each other.

Because Oyinbo say what?if you see a damsel you admire and you don't have the mind to tell her to mind,you won't make heaven.
Taink youcheesy

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Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by luvyaself95(m): 9:47pm On Oct 10, 2019
Who pick line help i hardly praise girls beauty. especially saying a girl is beautiful like goddess. do you some guys really know what goddess is.
Re: Pick Up Lines Are Lame. Simple. by DMerciful(m): 4:51am On Oct 11, 2019
You again?! You know; because you are at the receiving end, you dont know the effort involved.
Before you continue with this your constant
criticism, try approaching a guy you like and tell him how you feel about him then come back here to criticize. Again, who do you think you are!
Blackivy27:
grin What of another guy that was like,"you are so beautiful, if i were to say i love you or die, i would use my last breath to say i love you". All through i could sense the internal struggle in him to remember the words. He's my neighbour and 23yrs.

I think i have to stop being too nice to every tom, dick and harry. But i dont know how to say no embarassed

Guys my point again is pick up lines arent cool anymore. Its so wide spread that, women know the next word you'll likely say. Be ORIGINAL. You can aproach her. Just say hi and introduce yourself. Thats effortless and cool.

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