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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 7:55pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
It's not outdated yet!
Be guided.
Mercs are luxury cars so you don't expect them to just jump off the market like that after 10years undecided
But in 3 years?wheew!E go be like dinausour bone lol.
If you know what it costs to keep a w203 on the Road ehn,you no go spit this crap undecided
Well,hazardfan1,since as you get 2nd car,manage am and get w204 011 so that you can use for like 5 more years in peace and class rather than spending close to it's purchase money now on a w203 and regret it after 2 years,then start looking for who to sell the relic to grin

Lewl. The W203 will be a twenty year old design in less than a year. It's outdated, deal with it.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 7:57pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
The C320 will consume more but I don't think it will be by a wide margin.
As for fan noise,Merc fans aren't suppose to be loud except there is a problem,perhaps heating issues or the guy is running it on emergency mode(removed thermostat tinz).
My car rarely makes that loud fan noise except when the engine has ran for too long and heat build up,then it will run loud for a short period(few mins) and return back to normal.
C240s are fucking slow,you will hate it coming from a c230k.
But I suggest you chill a little and get yourself a durable C300.
It is more rigid,solid,beautiful and recent too.
C230k go soon reach 20 years o,ABI you want dey cruise 15 year old car?
It is a decision you will regret say after 2years so no need.
My little opinion though

This post makes a lotta sense. I'll save up for a C300 or C250 but tens of Nigerians still bought the 2005 Corolla this week sha, I am dead sure grin grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Major key. A young financially stable guy shouldn't be buying a W203 at this point. It's already outdated, and will look even worse in a few years.

Save up for a W204. Or come join us over at r/Infiniti cheesy

How much should a young financially-stable guy have in his account or how much range should he be making monthly to claim this, young financially stable title grin grin grin 300k to 500k or more. 20m account balance or more.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:09pm On Oct 23, 2019
Hazardfan1:


How much should a young financially-stable guy have in his account or how much range should he be making monthly to claim this, young financially stable title grin grin grin 300k to 500k or more. 20m account balance or more.

Honestly, I'd say like 3m+ disposable income per year. That's, income after taking out all living expenses. Free money for saving/investment.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Iogobenz(m): 8:13pm On Oct 23, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Lewl. The W203 will be a twenty year old design in less than a year. It's outdated, deal with it.
If the w203 facelift is outdated,you suppose throw away your infitoto shitbox undecided
You think say Benz na una weh dey do new model every six months?
All these japa animals sef
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Iogobenz(m): 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2019
Hazardfan1:


This post make sense. I'll save up for a C300 or C250 but tens of Nigerians still bought the 2005 Corolla this week sha, I am dead sure grin grin grin
Including heavenlybang's brother.
I have proof grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2019
No Benz car is underpowered as most people think here.
The C240 is a 2.6l performance luxury sedan grin grin grin
Some people don't want to hear this.
Let me say most of the mistakes many people make with their Benz cars that results in loss of power.

1. Benz cars come with high ratio compression engines, they require premium unleaded fuel to be the true monsters on the road.
Regular fuel like we have all over the country will reduce engine compression and result in loss of power. Benz cars are Premium unleaded fuel (required)
Using regular fuel will kill ur engine slowly with time.
Note: we have gone pass Premium fuel, we are blending and using "Race Fuel" for our war machines. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

2. No Benz car is meant to run all d time with the radiator fan running at d maximum speed. If ur car is running at maximum fan speed all d time, ur engine is dying slowly. You will experience loss of power over time. Fix the issue (s) that is making this to happen.

3.Never use the cheap chinko fuel pump in your Benz cars; it will starve ur engine of the needed fuel at the right pressure causing misfires and loss of power.

My people perish for lack of wisdom.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by ibbabah: 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Major key. A young financially stable guy shouldn't be buying a W203 at this point. It's already outdated, and will look even worse in a few years.

Save up for a W204. Or come join us over at r/Infiniti cheesy

W203 is not outdated yet bro, it still rocks. I want to believe even in the next five years, people will still buy it for their comfort. What a car needs is its genuine maintenance and changing a car just like that won’t come up.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:18pm On Oct 23, 2019
Ngwa bye.

The delusional talk is back. grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Iogobenz(m): 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2019
shortgun:
No Benz car is underpowered as most people think here.
The C240 is a 2.6l performance luxury sedan grin grin grin
Some people don't want to hear this.
Let me say most of the mistakes many people make with the Benz cars that results in loss of power.

1. Benz cars come with high ratio compression engines, they require premium unleaded fuel to be the true monsters on the road.
Regular fuel like we have all over the country will make reduce engine compression and result in loss of power. Benz cars are Premium unleaded fuel (required)
Using regular fuel will kill ur engine slowly with time.
Note: we have gone pass Premium fuel, we are blending and using "Race Fuel" for our war machines. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

2. No Benz car is meant to run all d time with the radiator fan running at d maximum speed. If ur car is running at maximum fan speed all d time, ur engine is dying slowly. You will experience loss of power over time. Fix the issue (s) that is making this to happen.

3.Never use the cheap chinko fuel pump in your Benz cars; it will starve ur engine of the needed fuel at the right pressure causing misfires and loss of power.


I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:21pm On Oct 23, 2019
ibbabah:


W203 is not outdated yet bro, it still rocks. I want to believe even in the next five years, people will still buy it for their comfort. What a car needs is its genuine maintenance and changing a car just like that won’t come up.
Loud it bro.
New cars are becoming lazy....my C350 doesn't have d madness of my C320.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Iogobenz(m): 8:23pm On Oct 23, 2019
HeavenlyBang:
Ngwa bye.

The delusional talk is back. grin
please Come with facts.
Your car is 09 shey?and ours is 05,yet can you compare the 2?in terms of aesthetics that is.
Your car looks like a 50 year old woman's vagina(with hair of course).
The only thing it has got is just a big motor.
Everything else is just like it came out straight of iya fatima's vagina.
Prove me wrong please undecided
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 8:25pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.

you just set some peoples's lexus house on fire .....

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 8:26pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.
Na this kind talk dey sweet me die cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
More compression to ur War engine bro

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:36pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
please Come with facts.
Your car is 09 shey?and ours is 05,yet can you compare the 2?in terms of aesthetics that is.
Your car looks like a 50 year old woman's vagina(with hair of course).
The only thing it has got is just a big motor.
Everything else is just like it came out straight of iya fatima's vagina.
Prove me wrong please undecided

Even you don't believe this nonsense. grin grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 9:54pm On Oct 23, 2019
so much empty talk about your grandparents Benz

lolol

there is still no replacement for displacement

supercharger go cry delicious tears the day e go meet 3.5l ad infinitum naturally sipping carbon juice

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 10:13pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
Including heavenlybang's brother.
I have proof grin

Lol.... grin grin grin grin
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Hazardfan1: 10:15pm On Oct 23, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Honestly, I'd say like 3m+ disposable income per year. That's, income after taking out all living expenses. Free money for saving/investment.

Easy to achieve sha. Not bad.

Make God help us.

That's like 300k monthly savings

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Fentanyl: 10:21pm On Oct 23, 2019
Iogobenz:
I raced one es330 today while going to owerri,omo when I hit full throttle ehn,the way the supercharger pick,scream and started feeding the Lexus dust ehn!lol
The m271 is a bad ass car.
At full throttle,it sounds like a bat locked up in a heated cage with someone poking it with a hot rod.
It screams like the devil in a boiling plant.
Much love for Merc abeg.


lololololol

on today's episode of

how to race people who really aren't interested in racing your german heartbreak box

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 11:11pm On Oct 23, 2019
Fentanyl:



lololololol

on today's episode of

how to race people who really aren't interested in racing your german heartbreak box
I swear. I always see benzedes drivers driving on the street like they're being chased by evil spirit.
Maybe those ones that pass me might even be be thinking they "fed dust" to me while I'm just cruising and listening to my music or gisting with a passenger in the car or even taking a phone call and not even paying attention to them cheesy cheesy

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 12:26am On Oct 24, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


Honestly, I'd say like 3m+ disposable income per year. That's, income after taking out all living expenses. Free money for saving/investment.
Hehehe a corper mouthing such funds you really need to be investigated. I am NOT impressed. At least we've seen Invictus Obi who started from Nairaland..... Mompha and even Aluko who just forfeited all to EFCC .... Honest workers here do appreciate value and also respect value not mouthing figures like obscenities. And yeah we love our Mercedes Benz whether flatboot or W124. Now can you take your 3 million naira annual disposable income and go elsewhere....

creolehunt:
My heart was really gladened the day I read of Naira Marley 's initial arrest. But in the light of the recent arrest of Mompha, i do not give a hoot about Naira anymore; he is a fingerling in the Pacific.

EFCC, now that you have Mompha, please do well to give us Hushpuppy and E-money.

People should learn to earn an honest living.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by shortgun(m): 12:43am On Oct 24, 2019
conductor250:

I swear. I always see benzedes drivers driving on the street like they're being chased by evil spirit.
Maybe those ones that pass me might even be be thinking they "fed dust" to me while I'm just cruising and listening to my music or gisting with a passenger in the car or even taking a phone call cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin
With d kind of mouth u r making + trolling on this thread I don't think u will let any Benz overtake u on the road if u have the means to stop them. Unfortunately, u r driving a cosmetic shitbox.
You are right thou on that spirit part cos d Benz car and the owner are d same and one.....it's spiritual, I don't have d words to explain it to u judging from your poor background.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 4:16am On Oct 24, 2019
Smartchoiice:

Hehehe a corper mouthing such funds you really need to be investigated. I am NOT impressed. At least we've seen Invictus Obi who started from Nairaland..... Mompha and even Aluko who just forfeited all to EFCC .... Honest workers here do appreciate value and also respect value not mouthing figures like obscenities. And yeah we love our Mercedes Benz whether flatboot or W124. Now can you take your 3 million naira annual disposable income and go elsewhere....


Except I never mentioned myself here, but ok. Jumping into conclusions as usual, Mr Lecturer.

I specified 3m because that's about the price for most trending cars--W204, ES350, etc.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Philadelphia: 8:09am On Oct 24, 2019
Iogobenz:
please Come with facts.
Your car is 09 shey?and ours is 05,yet can you compare the 2?in terms of aesthetics that is.
Your car looks like a 50 year old woman's vagina(with hair of course).
The only thing it has got is just a big motor.
Everything else is just like it came out straight of iya fatima's vagina.
Prove me wrong please undecided

It pained me that I wasted few seconds reading this piece of shit.

This is an auto thread and not the thread where you say those shits.

You mustn't be vulgar in order to explain yourself.

You don't have to quote me; take the piece of advice I shared and it will add meaning to your communication.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Iogobenz(m): 8:18am On Oct 24, 2019
Philadelphia:


It pained me that I wasted few seconds reading this piece of shit.

This is an auto thread and not the thread where you say those shits.

You mustn't be vulgar in order to explain yourself.

You don't have to quote me; take the piece of advice I shared and it will add meaning to your communication.
your tiny opinion though smiley
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:27am On Oct 24, 2019
Fentanyl:



lololololol

on today's episode of

how to race people who really aren't interested in racing your german heartbreak box

"I rAceD OnE eS330."

But did the ES330 race you?
ES330 driver would probably be like "Huh, why's that guy suddenly throttling hard and driving aggressively?"

But then again, Logobenz actually claims to have beaten an FX35 with his supercharged peak milk can, so there's precedence. grin

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by HeavenlyBang(m): 8:30am On Oct 24, 2019
Hazardfan1:


Easy to achieve sha. Not bad.

Make God help us.

That's like 300k monthly savings

Exactly. Just depends on how frugal you are.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 8:43am On Oct 24, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


"I rAceD OnE eS330."

But did the ES330 race you?
ES330 driver would probably be like "Huh, why's that suddenly throttling hard and driving aggressively?"

But then again, Logobenz actually claims to have beaten an FX35 with his supercharged peak milk can, so there's precedence. grin
I swear. That was how one Benzedes nearly cleared all the people at a bus stop when he appeared out of nowhere and jumped into my left while I was discussing with my friend. I had to apply break suddenly to make allow him enter because an oncoming truck was fast approaching. The way he jumped into my front and swerved, losing control for a split second before stabling made people at the bus stop to take to their heels.

I always thought about what could have happened if I didn't stop for him that day.
Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by conductor250: 8:46am On Oct 24, 2019
shortgun:

grin grin grin grin grin grin
With d kind of mouth u r making + trolling on this thread I don't think u will let any Benz overtake u on the road if u have the means to stop them. Unfortunately, u r driving a cosmetic shitbox.
You are right thou on that spirit part cos d Benz car and the owner are d same and one.....it's spiritual, I don't have d words to explain it to u judging from your poor background.

The way you kids make mouth is something else but I won't judge you knowing that 95% of benzedes drivers are ~20-year-old yahoo boys who are just buying their first car after being inspired by Victor AD. cheesy

Pele o

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Philadelphia: 9:11am On Oct 24, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


"I rAceD OnE eS330."

But did the ES330 race you?
ES330 driver would probably be like "Huh, why's that suddenly throttling hard and driving aggressively?"

But then again, Logobenz actually claims to have beaten an FX35 with his supercharged peak milk can, so there's precedence. grin

Well, it's just a "claim". You and I know that his story can never be true. Physically, mentally, mechanically, scientifically and even spiritually; that claim can't ever be possible.

That logobenz of a guy no dey yarn fact. He comes in other monikers; he's also nwanneni. So, don't hold meanings to his statements.

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by Nobody: 10:48am On Oct 24, 2019
Philadelphia:


Well, it's just a "claim". You and I know that his story can never be true. Physically, mentally, mechanically, scientifically and even spiritually; that claim can't ever be possible.

That logobenz of a guy no dey yarn fact. He comes in other monikers; he's also nwanneni. So, don't hold meanings to his statements.

Why would any one race the FX with a four potter w203?

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Re: Mercedes Benz Thread by radautoworks: 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2019
HeavenlyBang:


"I rAceD OnE eS330."

But did the ES330 race you?
ES330 driver would probably be like "Huh, why's that guy suddenly throttling hard and driving aggressively?"

But then again, Logobenz actually claims to have beaten an FX35 with his supercharged peak milk can, so there's precedence. grin

Smartchoiice:


Why would any one race the FX with a four potter w203?


Trying to make sense of all these car nicknames

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